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Mar 10, 2025, 8:15 AM
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My boss said to 'dress for the job you want, not the job you have.' So I went in as Batman.
I told a joke about retirement, but it didn't work. :0)
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Two guys walk into a bar....
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Mar 10, 2025, 8:28 AM
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the first guys says to his friend, "Hey do you remember that chiropractor joke I told you?"
Second guys says "No, why?"
First guys says "C'mon your remmeber....it was a about....a week back!"
Bada bing!
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Gridiron Giant [15874]
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Mar 10, 2025, 8:30 AM
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What do you call a deer that likes the rain? A reindeer.
What does a raincloud wear under his raincoat?
Thunder wear.
When does it rain money?
When there’s some change in the weather.
Why do cows always lie on each other in the rain? To keep each udder dry.
That’s my rain jokes on a rainy day.
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Ultimate Tiger [33274]
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I have a great daylight savings time joke. I'll tell you in an hour.
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Mar 10, 2025, 8:37 AM
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Why does Cher like the end of Daylight Savings Time. Because she can turn back time and take back those words that hurt you.
If we didn't have this daylight savings time change in the spring, I wouldn't lose any sleep over it.
Most of the rest of the world doesn't have DST. So the joke is on U.S.
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Ultimate Tiger [35077]
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Mar 10, 2025, 8:45 AM
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When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
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Mar 10, 2025, 8:51 AM
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It was raining hard and a big puddle had formed in front of an Irish pub.
An old man stood by the puddle holding a stick with a string on the end and jiggled it up and down in the puddle.
A curious gentleman asked what he was doing.
"Fishing," replied the old man.
'Poor old fool,' thought the gentleman. So he invited him into the pub for a drink.
Just to start a conversation while they sipped their whisky, the gentleman asked, 'And so how many have you caught?'
"You're the eighth."
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Dynasty Maker [3272]
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Mar 10, 2025, 3:25 PM
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Funny!
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Mar 10, 2025, 9:04 AM
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I asked my wife if I was the only one she has ever been with.
She said yes, the others were all nines and tens.
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Ultimate Tiger [33676]
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Mar 10, 2025, 4:03 PM
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The young groom asks his bride after the wedding night - was I your first? She replies - you could be; I thought you looked dammed familiar.
Message was edited by: HowardsBoy®
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lol***
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Mar 10, 2025, 9:06 AM
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Mar 10, 2025, 9:15 AM
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Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
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Mar 10, 2025, 9:33 AM
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What do you call a bunch of killer whales playing musical instruments?
An Orca-Stra!
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Mar 10, 2025, 9:38 AM
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My maid got married last week and I asked how the honeymoon went. She said so-so. I said so-so what do you mean?
It’s so so I can’t touch it with a powder puff!
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Paw Master [17296]
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I hate it when I sniff a flower and don't smell anything!!
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Mar 10, 2025, 10:19 AM
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It just doesn't make 'scents'!!!
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