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Snicker time! Thursday 'Dad Jokes'
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Mar 27, 2025, 8:01 AM
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Why did the painting go to jail?
It was framed! (100% dad joke!)
Spring is here!
I got so excited I wet my plants!
Stepping it up a notch...or ten...
A reporter interviewed a 103-year-old woman...
"What is best about being a 103?", he asked.
She replied, simply, "No peer pressure." (Perspective!)
Do NOT give Rice Krispies to young children. I ate them as a youngster. Now when I stand, I snap, crackle and pop.
And last:
A dog can learn up to 250 words and gestures...count to five...perform simple math.
Equivalent human age: 3
A cat doesn't give a krap and is sick of your nonsense.
Equivalent human age: 42
Crisp and straight, Tiger golfers! Rock your day, T-Netters!
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Mar 27, 2025, 8:22 AM
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What’s in a man’s pants that you won’t find in a girl’s pants?
Pockets.
What does one boob say to the other boob?
“If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.”
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
What did Nala say to Simba?
Hakuna my tatas.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.
A cow has 4, but a woman only has 2. What am I?
Legs.
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Ultimate Tiger [35194]
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Mar 27, 2025, 8:24 AM
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Why aren’t koalas actual bears?
Because they don’t meet the koalafications!
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Solid Orange [1383]
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Mar 27, 2025, 9:39 PM
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I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel!
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Ultimate Tiger [35194]
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Mar 27, 2025, 8:29 AM
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lol! +1
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Ultimate Clemson Legend [100758]
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Thx Guys/Gals..
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Mar 27, 2025, 8:50 AM
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Was about to end it but now I can’t decide which End, First!
LOL~
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Ultimate Tiger [33774]
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Six months ago today Hurricane Helene came through
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Mar 27, 2025, 8:51 AM
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upstate South Carolina on it's way to western North Carolina, eastern Tennessee, and southern Virginia. It was appropriately name for a woman since hayell hath no fury like a woman scorned. We don't have fond memories of it, but it was a testament to the raw power of Mother Nature.
A little hurricane humor since it's been a little while:
What's a hurricane's favorite party? A blowout bash.
What's a hurricane's favorite sport? Wind surfing.
Why was the hurricane so funny? It had a twisted sense of humor.
What did the hurricane say to the tropical breeze? You're a breath of fresh air.
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Campus Hero [13986]
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Dayum now I'm craving a snickers
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Mar 27, 2025, 9:02 AM
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Ultimate Tiger [33395]
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Mar 27, 2025, 10:12 AM
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Where do monsters go sailing?
Lake Eerie.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye, matey!
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Ultimate Clemson Legend [100817]
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lol***
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Gridiron Giant [15905]
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Mar 27, 2025, 12:38 PM
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My wife poked me in the eyes. I stopped seeing her for a while.
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All-In [10760]
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Mar 27, 2025, 12:55 PM
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My girlfriend is always stealing my t-shirts and sweaters... But if I take one of her dresses, suddenly "we need to talk".
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Game Changer [1924]
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Mar 27, 2025, 2:26 PM
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I asked my daughter to give me the phone book. She laughed at me, called me a dinosaur, and handed me her iPhone.
so... the spider is dead, the iPhone is broken and my daughter is pissed.
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