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Seeing that post on brisket got me thinking
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Orange Phenom [14842]
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Seeing that post on brisket got me thinking
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Jan 17, 2025, 12:46 PM
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I remember Christmas with my young kids. I used to wrap up Spam loaded up with lighter fluid in an aluminum foil pouch and put it in the microwave. When the kids got up for Christmas and came down and saw that there were no presents, I told them that Santa had not been by yet. If they wanted Santa to come by, they needed to go and start the microwave so he would have something to eat.
Well, when the microwave exploded, I had an old Santa suit right next to it. Needless to say it went up in flames. I then told the kids that they killed Santa.
Those were the days.....what great memories.
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Game Day Hero [4347]
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I guess Santa brought along a new microwave every year
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Jan 17, 2025, 12:48 PM
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in addition to gifts for the kids.
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Re: Seeing that post on brisket got me thinking
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Jan 17, 2025, 1:16 PM
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haha, we make our own bacon by smashing spam with a hammer. #thrifty shopper.
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Orange Phenom [14842]
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We use belly button lint to make socks
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Jan 17, 2025, 1:24 PM
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That Thrifty Shopper comes in handy.
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Re: We use belly button lint to make socks
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Jan 17, 2025, 1:30 PM
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Have you tried free-range Turkey Vulture eggs? 2x the size of storebought and free.
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Orange Phenom [14842]
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We have captive Turkey Vultures at our place
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Jan 17, 2025, 1:39 PM
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I have trained them to carry mail to family members.
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Clemson Conqueror [11813]
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Re: We have captive Turkey Vultures at our place
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Jan 17, 2025, 1:42 PM
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They are good for locating fresh roadkill as well!
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Clemson Conqueror [11813]
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Re: We have captive Turkey Vultures at our place
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Jan 17, 2025, 1:48 PM
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I like the Possum on a Half-shell myself. You know the armadillos.
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Valley Legend [12444]
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I know thats made up but heres one thats real
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Jan 17, 2025, 1:36 PM
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A friend of mine and her sister were misbehaving one Christmas Eve and wouldn’t go to sleep like their father wanted. He told them that if they weren’t quiet and asleep by the time Santa came he was gonna shoot him and Rudolph. They did not listen; so, about an hour later he went outside and tossed a heavy chain onto the roof (they had a metal roof) and fired off his shotgun twice. She said they cried themselves to sleep that night.
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Re: I know thats made up but heres one thats real
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Jan 17, 2025, 1:43 PM
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haha, when they were having brisket for chistmas dinner, he could have asked his kids how did they like it, and then told them it was Rudolf.
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Orange Phenom [14842]
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That's going too far!!!!***
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Jan 17, 2025, 3:15 PM
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Re: That's going too far!!!!***
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Jan 17, 2025, 3:27 PM
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IDK, Brisket with a cherry tomato as a garnish seems appealing to me.
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Orange Immortal [67432]
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Game Changer [1934]
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So you blow up the microwave, in the house...
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Jan 17, 2025, 2:31 PM
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On Christmas day? This has to be a joke.
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Re: Seeing that post on brisket got me thinking
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Jan 17, 2025, 4:14 PM
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