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Why I drink
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Why I drink

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Apr 10, 2025, 5:42 PM
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Gathered up my papers to do our taxes today. I always wait as long as possible.

My Trophy Bride is an independent soul, does her own thing.
Apparently she has none of her paper work.
My best option might be to file as "single" and let her go to prison.



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Crazy

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Apr 10, 2025, 5:45 PM
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You just listed all the reasons I don’t have to drink.

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Re: Crazy

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Apr 10, 2025, 5:47 PM
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Met her in a bar -- doubt it will last ~

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Re: Crazy


Apr 11, 2025, 10:24 AM
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Met mine in a bar 31 years ago at the end of April. And she’s about 2/3 crazy too.

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Re: Why I drink

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Apr 10, 2025, 5:55 PM
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Enjoy the good times.

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Re: Why I drink

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Apr 10, 2025, 6:01 PM
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I’m pretty sure David Allen Coe wrote a song about your life.

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He left out the part about the train***

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Apr 10, 2025, 6:04 PM
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David Allen Coe

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Apr 10, 2025, 6:07 PM [ in reply to Re: Why I drink ]
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sbBD96_31M

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Re: Why I drink

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Apr 10, 2025, 6:14 PM
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I drink cause I like how it makes me feel. But only on Fridays and Saturdays. Wimmens is another addiction. Man. Just gonna leave that there. I have learned my lesson though. Bird in hand and all that.

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Re: Why I drink

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Apr 10, 2025, 6:15 PM
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I swear that blonde looks like an ex of mine…

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Re: Why I drink

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Apr 10, 2025, 6:32 PM
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Wow. 2 benefits, right there

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TAX

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Apr 10, 2025, 6:47 PM
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I thought this post would get me some free advice from yawl smart guys as to filing my taxes.

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Re: TAX

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Apr 10, 2025, 6:54 PM
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I just send a photo of the inside of my empty wallet every year. They always send me a very apologetic letter and a six figure check……..so you should try that.

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Only about 42% of us pay taxes..

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Apr 10, 2025, 7:29 PM
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So hope our children & grands are gearing up to pay since it may get down to 35% paying sooner than later what with a huge influx of retirees about to drop out.

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Re: Only about 42% of us pay taxes..

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Apr 10, 2025, 7:35 PM
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Sounds right. My taxes look about twice as high as I’d call reasonable.

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Re: Only about 42% of us pay taxes..

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Apr 10, 2025, 8:03 PM
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You people are tough !!

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Re: Only about 42% of us pay taxes..

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Apr 10, 2025, 8:11 PM
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True.

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Re: Only about 42% of us pay taxes..

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Apr 11, 2025, 10:08 AM [ in reply to Only about 42% of us pay taxes.. ]
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I know so many bragging about refunds. What’s a refund?! I know a guy that used to get back MORE than he paid in! How’s that right?!

We need a tax system like the rest of the world. They send you a notice saying what you’re getting back or owe. Instead of you do the work, guess what you owe, and a penalty if it’s wrong. They do the work and own any mistakes made. What a novel idea!

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Re: TAX

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Apr 10, 2025, 8:35 PM [ in reply to TAX ]
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My advice is to start early. Oops.

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Re: Why I drink

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Apr 10, 2025, 8:35 PM
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I was told in the Army if they wanted me to have a wife they’d issued me one. Guess I know why I’m single and drink. My empty Bourbon bottle isn’t helping tonight.

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Re: Why I drink

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Apr 10, 2025, 8:54 PM
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Conjugal visits are supposedly a great thing.

https://youtu.be/aF0VFJ6G7Aw?feature=shared

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My wife is super organized...

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Apr 10, 2025, 9:55 PM
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she makes our accountants' job a lot easier. We signed and returned ours weeks ago....all 178 pages.

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Apr 11, 2025, 9:08 AM
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The new 1099 form for the tickets I sold on Tickemaster was a nightmare. I sell all my Atlanta Falcons tickets since I no longer live in the Atlanta area and Clemson tickets occasionally. After inputting every single sale and having to calculate cost per ticket I had to pay taxes on $4,500 in profit. I did not take into consideration seat equity and PSL costs as part of the ticket cost.

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Apr 11, 2025, 9:12 AM
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Hank, Jr. said it best:

It takes a whole lotta liquor to like her.
That's why I drank all the time.
It takes a whole lotta liquor to like her.
and when I'm liquored up I like her just fine.

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Re: Why I drink


Apr 11, 2025, 10:01 AM
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Ha!

I won’t let my wife go to prison, but like you, I do tend to wait until the last weekend to do the taxes.

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I just to kill the voices, but I ain't running (literally) though.


Apr 11, 2025, 10:24 AM
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You remind me of a teacher I had in high school. He said he'd drink a 30? Pack (a rack) of Schlitz and run 10 miles the next morning... Every day. He cussed in class and discussed his habits. It was last century and we were fine with it. Nobody was offended and we learned how the government worked. GO TIGERS!

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Apr 11, 2025, 2:47 PM
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Just move the decimal point a couple of spots to the left on your return, we have fired half the IRS, and those that are left have gotten the memo that bankrupting the federal government is in the best interest of the owners of this country.

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