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Oh, why not? Sunday Dad Joke...(Physics-styled)
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Oh, why not? Sunday Dad Joke...(Physics-styled)

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Feb 9, 2025, 7:25 AM
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Why can't you trust an atom?

Because they make up everything!



What did the photon say when asked if it wanted to check a bag?

No thanks, I'm traveling light.

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Re: Oh, why not? Sunday Dad Joke...(Physics-styled)

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Feb 9, 2025, 7:38 AM
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the tug abides


Re: Oh, why not? Sunday Dad Joke...(Physics-styled)

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Feb 9, 2025, 8:32 AM
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My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.




I went to buy some camo pants but couldn't find any.




I failed math so many times at school, I can't even count.

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I try to save a life a day, usually it is my own.


Re: Oh, why not? Sunday Dad Joke...(Physics-styled)

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Feb 9, 2025, 12:40 PM
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A piece of string walked into a bar and was immediately refused service by the bartender. “We don’t serve pieces of string like you in here,” the bartender said.

The string left the bar, went outside, tussled his hair, and tied himself into 2 half-hitches, then walked straight back into the bar.

The bartender said, “Hey, aren’t you the same piece of string that I just kicked out of here?”

The string replied, “No, sir - I’m a frayed knot.”

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Re: Oh, why not? Sunday Dad Joke...(Physics-styled)

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Feb 9, 2025, 12:46 PM
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Why do SCUBA divers fall backwards out of the boat?

Because if they fell forward they would still be in the boat.

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Logical humor!

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Feb 9, 2025, 2:26 PM
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Rare...well done!

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Feb 9, 2025, 4:09 PM
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The first time I got a universal remote control, I thought to myself, ‘This changes everything.’

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What do you call an Alligator in a vest?

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Feb 9, 2025, 4:52 PM
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An Investigator!!

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