Re: 'No whining allowed' Dad Joke Friday (it is...I checked!)

'No whining allowed' Dad Joke Friday (it is...I checked!)

The imperfect world of Tiger athletics and 'conscious stream of thought poasts' during a game...what a match! Such a 'sick, sad, little world'! (Yup, feelin' full-on salty this AM!

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What do sprinters eat before they race? Nothing...they fast. (Lame...)

I'm reading a horror story in braille. (talented, aren't I?) Something bad is going to happen...I can feel it!

(Q: Can one misspell in braille?)

Turning up a notch:
My kids said they wanted to try an escape room. So, I locked them in their room with a rotary phone, a remote, and instructions on how to escape...written in cursive. So far, it's been two hours!

Son: Dad, why is my sister named Teresa?
Dad: It's an anagram of Easter...which your mom loves!
Son: Thanks, Dad
Dad: Don't mention it, Alan.

Wrap up a good week, T-Net! Go Tigers!

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Apr 25, 2025, 8:05 AM

"A man lost one of his arms in an accident. One day, he felt terribly depressed and decided to end his life. He went to the top of a building to jump off, and was standing on the ledge looking down when he saw this man skipping along, whistling and kicking up his heels. He looked closer and saw this man didn't have any arms at all. He started thinking, what am I doing up here feeling sorry for myself? I still have one good arm to do things with. There goes a man with no arms skipping down the sidewalk happy and going on with his life."
"He hurried down to the street and caught up to the man with no arms. He told him how glad he was to see him because he had lost one of his arms and felt ugly and useless and was going to kill himself. He thanked him for saving his life, adding he knew he could make it with one arm if that guy could go on with no arms. The man with no arms began dancing and kicking up his heels again.

The one-armed man asked, 'Why are you so happy anyway?'

He replied, 'I'm NOT happy…my @$$ itches.'"