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Ring of Honor [21830]
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Monday, Monday... another 'Dad Joke' Day...
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Feb 24, 2025, 6:56 AM
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Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.
If prisoners could take their own mug shots…They’d be called cellfies.
It's a VERY low bar today! 
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Re: Monday, Monday... another 'Dad Joke' Day...
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Feb 24, 2025, 7:26 AM
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Speaking of inventions! The worst invention in 2000 was yoga pants in XL sizes!
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Hall of Famer [8766]
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Plus size skinny jeans***
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Feb 24, 2025, 2:46 PM
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Valley Legend [13039]
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Re: Plus size skinny jeans***
Feb 24, 2025, 4:20 PM
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Them too!
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Feb 24, 2025, 7:36 AM
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Do you know why there are fences around graveyards? Because people are dying to get in.
(Use this when driving by a graveyard every time and you will eventually be able to hear an eye roll)
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Re: Monday, Monday... another 'Dad Joke' Day...
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Feb 24, 2025, 7:47 AM
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Someone was telling me about the bird flu.
And I said “well, yea. That’s what they’re supposed to do”.
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Feb 24, 2025, 8:12 AM
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I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places – he told me to stop going to those places.
I’ve got a disease where I can’t stop telling airport jokes. The doctor says it's terminal.
Comments purportedly made by
patients to physicians during their procedures....
“Now I know how a Muppet feels!”
“Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?”
“Any sign of the trapped miners, chief?”
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Feb 24, 2025, 8:57 AM
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I told the doctor "I have a hereditary disease. I have diarrhea."
The doctor said "Diarrhea is not hereditary."
I said "Well it's in my jeans."
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Ring of Honor [21830]
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Oh, Fitch
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Feb 24, 2025, 1:18 PM
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It's like cussing...and getting away with it! Good one, btw! 
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Paw Master [17296]
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Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
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Feb 24, 2025, 2:18 PM
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Because it got stuck in a crack!!
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All-In [10750]
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Re: Monday, Monday... another 'Dad Joke' Day...
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Feb 24, 2025, 2:52 PM
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Shout out to anyone wondering what the opposite of in is.
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You know why you feed a cow chocolate?...
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Feb 24, 2025, 3:32 PM
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So you can have Chocolate milk....
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