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Orange Immortal [64087]
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Missed opportunity. Big fail.
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Apr 2, 2025, 9:14 AM
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I'm working away, minding my own business and a lumber delivery truck shows up. I assume they are unloading for the neighbors.
A few minutes later guy in a forklift starts up my driveway with a load of treated lumber.
Here's where I #### up. Foolishly, I go out and, instead of showing him where to leave my free lumber, I tell him he's at the wrong place.
He shows me the delivery ticket, which has my address but no name I recognize. But I tell him it's not mine and he calls dispatch, now they are unloading elsewhere.
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See this is where FBcooch would have capitalized.
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Apr 2, 2025, 9:16 AM
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Can you imagine the shed Cooch would have built from free, stolen lumber?
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Oculus Spirit [40518]
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I'm not sure he knows how to work with materials other than used pallets.***
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Apr 2, 2025, 9:20 AM
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I built a full addition without using a single pallet***
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Apr 2, 2025, 9:23 AM
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Oculus Spirit [40518]
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How were the materials delivered, huh?***
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Apr 2, 2025, 9:29 AM
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Re: How were the materials delivered, huh?***
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Apr 2, 2025, 9:34 AM
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Oculus Spirit [40518]
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Re: How were the materials delivered, huh?***
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Apr 2, 2025, 9:40 AM
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Have I taught you nothing?
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Apr 2, 2025, 9:18 AM
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Ultimate Clemson Legend [107229]
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I woke up one day and had an entire roof sitting in my driveway.
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Apr 2, 2025, 9:21 AM
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Pallets of shingles, roofing paper, boxes of nails, the entire works, just sitting there. Looked at our cameras and they delivered the stuff at like 5:30am, slept right through it.
Lucky for me, in my town there is another street with the EXACT same streetname and address, only one is Dr. and one is Ct. Through the years I have become close friends with the guy on Ct., as I live on Dr.
Called him up. Asked if he was getting a new roof. He said yes, was supposed to be delivered today. Told him it was sitting in my driveway. Hour later Lowes truck pulls up, and hauls it all away.
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Clemson Sports Icon [52086]
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I had a lowes truck pull up one afternoon and start setting out a brand new
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Apr 2, 2025, 9:28 AM
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washer and dryer.
I told them I didn't order this and wasn't paying for it.
Wife of called her father and he was all, yeah I bought those for yall just because I wanted to.
I had to chase the truck down to get them to come back.
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Ultimate Clemson Legend [107229]
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So they gave you their house, AND a washer AND a dryer?
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Apr 2, 2025, 9:32 AM
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Good lort.......
You're doing it wrong. Only thing my inlaws ever gave me was a wedding, and their daughter I guess. And technically, wedding was 99.9% for their daughter. I got free beer and some cake I think.
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House=Raggedy A pop up camper...
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Apr 2, 2025, 9:40 AM
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Where would one even put a washer and dryer in a pop up camper?
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Ultimate Clemson Legend [107229]
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Naw, this was like 8 saga's ago, before the 4 job sagas and the
Apr 2, 2025, 9:46 AM
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state trooper saga even, I think. He is living in his inlaw's house. They like sold it to them half-price or something, holding 50% of that sweet, sweet equity over his head. And they're just giving him washers and dryers, while his wife lives in the house she grew up in......
smh......I completely understand the problem here.
This is like example #1 on the first page of the "Bad Scenarios to Avoid" chapter in the Book of Marriage.
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One of the top 5 has to be walking around the forest in a snow storm
Apr 2, 2025, 9:49 AM
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"Wow we got really cold and had to hitch hike to get out of there."
Noshit?
Gotta be one of his best ideas yet.
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Oculus Spirit [40518]
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Lucky.
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Apr 2, 2025, 9:56 AM
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My FIL gets bored and groupchats us dicpics.
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Add me***
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Re: me2******
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Apr 2, 2025, 9:57 AM
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Have you met my son? No amount of industrial washing gets him clean
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Apr 2, 2025, 9:53 AM
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after he's been outside for an hour
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Re: Missed opportunity. Big fail.
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Apr 2, 2025, 9:24 AM
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What would you have you used the lumber on?
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An awesome treefort.***
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Apr 2, 2025, 9:25 AM
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Orange Immortal [64087]
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Obviously***
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Apr 2, 2025, 9:28 AM
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TigerNet Legend [146729]
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You're not kidding BIG FAIL.
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Apr 2, 2025, 9:24 AM
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There's no reason for all of us to come over and play now that you don't have that awesome treefort.
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Re: Missed opportunity. Big fail.
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Apr 2, 2025, 9:32 AM
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Next week they be like "we need to get the wood we dropped off accidentally."
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Apr 2, 2025, 9:34 AM
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And you be like "sorry, fools."
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don't get too down
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Apr 2, 2025, 9:34 AM
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You would eventually paid for it or they would have came and picked it up
Debbie downer realism
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Now I wish for a delivery.....
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Apr 2, 2025, 9:36 AM
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don't listen to these sinners ... you did the right thing
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Apr 2, 2025, 9:39 AM
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Next episode of Bobby Builds It should chronicle this mistake***
Apr 2, 2025, 12:06 PM
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"Bobby builds a shed sized addition with stolen lumber"
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Apr 2, 2025, 12:07 PM
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