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Campus Hero [13990]
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Listen UP!! It's BuzzPaw
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Aug 27, 2024, 1:34 PM
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And I've had enough of the nicer, kinder Tnet. Ok you bow tie wearing, seer sucker loving, half time leaving, haircut needing, candy-assed bunch of Woo Hooers, THIS is going to be old school. The whole town will smell of stale beer and charcoal. Leave the kids at home. Give your wife a wad of Red Man if she insists on coming. Let those beautiful sundresses tailgate...but send them home before the game. This will be old fashioned, orange crush football.
I propose that you turn off the AC in your car. Ride with the windows down like you did back in the day. Grow a full Mike Ditka mustache in the weeks leading up to the game. Dont shower and forget your deodorant. This needs to be raw. Forget your fancy khakis with little paws on them. You put on jeans! I know it's hot....so #### what???? Be hot. Get irritable. Listen to the 1981 game as called by Jim Phillips. Give your 13 year old son a feathered butt cut hair style on game day.
Then you get in the oldest car you can find and you put 7 people in it. If you've got a 1977 Oldsmobile station wagon....bring it.
You come early, you leave late. You ignore all this modern girly mandscaping mindset of being kind and sweet.
Dont brush your teeth! Wake up, shotgun a PBR, and tackle your dog.
We're going to knock the Earth off its axis on August 31. I'm expecting you to make a time warp of it. When it's over, you go home, put on a Earth, Wind, and Fire album...open a bottle of Reuniti...and get down with the Mrs.
Game on!
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Orange Blooded [2260]
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Re: Listen UP!! It's BuzzPaw
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Aug 27, 2024, 1:38 PM
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instructions unclear...
I tackled the Mrs. and got down with the dog
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All-Time Great [97528]
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BuZZSaW..welcome back you WiLD Man you!!!
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Aug 27, 2024, 1:44 PM
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Between you & Rev Dodd we should have enough raw energy & fortitude to rise to the occasion to whip those dog's asssssses!
Go TiGERS..Neuter those #1 Pups!
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Head Coach [968]
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Rival Killer [2782]
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Nice read, not a whole lot for me to change!
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Aug 27, 2024, 3:15 PM
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One interesting point, Jim Phillips did not call the 1981 (Jan 1 ‘82) orange bowl. I forget why, I think national radio may have been the only one allowed
I assume he was in attendance, but always hated he never got to call a national championship win .
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Letterman [185]
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Re: Nice read, not a whole lot for me to change!
Aug 28, 2024, 10:01 AM
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I think Jim Phillips was calling a basketball game. The team was in a tournament in Alaska if my memory is correct, which at this stage is not always a safe bet.
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Rival Killer [3006]
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Game Changer [1983]
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Re: Listen UP!! It's BuzzPaw
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Aug 27, 2024, 11:10 PM
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And too early in the week Keep practicing so you get it right for the game
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Top TigerNet [32205]
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Re: Listen UP!! It's BuzzPaw
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Aug 27, 2024, 1:40 PM
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I can do all that but it is too late to grow that full Mike Ditka stash. Instead, I won't change underwear this week. I usually go a month w/ o changing and the end of the month is coming up, so I'll hold off.
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Head Coach [968]
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Re: Listen UP!! It's BuzzPaw
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Aug 27, 2024, 1:48 PM
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Don’t forget to turn the breather cover upside down on that 77 Olds. Mat the thing and make that quadrajet cough!
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Heisman Winner [84303]
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Re: Listen UP!! It's BuzzPaw
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Aug 27, 2024, 2:02 PM
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Orange Immortal [64578]
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Re: Listen UP!! It's BuzzPaw
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Aug 27, 2024, 2:21 PM
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Podiatrist's kiss?
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Solid Orange [1399]
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Re: Listen UP!! It's BuzzPaw
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Aug 27, 2024, 2:29 PM
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Always loved looking up into the West stands and seeing:
ARMY ROTC SEZ TAKE NO PRISONERS
Never in ROTC or the military, but seeing that on a Saturday afternoon in the Valley is just...Home.
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All-Conference [435]
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BuzzPaw - you never disappoint!***
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Aug 27, 2024, 2:34 PM
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Gridiron Giant [15977]
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Re: Listen UP!! It's BuzzPaw
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Aug 27, 2024, 2:43 PM
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Welcome back!
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Offensive Star [319]
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Re: Listen UP!! It's BuzzPaw
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Aug 27, 2024, 2:54 PM
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For some reason I have a visual of Hulk Hogan saying all of this!***
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Aug 27, 2024, 3:04 PM
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Paw Master [16362]
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Re: Listen UP!! It's BuzzPaw
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Aug 27, 2024, 3:12 PM
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I LIKE YOUR FIRE! KICK THAT dawg! Georgia Sucks!
GO TIGERS!!!
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National Champion [7684]
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Re: Listen UP!! It's BuzzPaw
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Aug 27, 2024, 3:30 PM
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This football team needs some BuzzPaw talking to them pre-game!
Fight like #### Tigers and win!
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Oculus Spirit [39201]
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Get Junior, Your "Toolkit" Your Van and Let's Go Make Some Housecalls
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Aug 27, 2024, 3:32 PM
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I have partial roster of who would get a "tune up" visit but since we have a no list policy I cannot post it,
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Top TigerNet [29339]
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Re: Listen UP!! It's BuzzPaw
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Aug 27, 2024, 4:20 PM
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"Wake up, shotgun a PBR, and tackle your dog."
This is part of my daily routine.
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All-Conference [411]
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Hahaha!!! This is great! Love it!
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Aug 27, 2024, 4:39 PM
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Head Coach [995]
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Re: Listen UP!! It's BuzzPaw
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Aug 27, 2024, 9:24 PM
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I just tackled the mailbox!
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All-Time Great [91167]
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Cheers for the PBR reference . . .
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Aug 27, 2024, 9:34 PM
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and for the enthusiasm!!!
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National Champion [7392]
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Re: Listen UP!! It's BuzzPaw
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Aug 27, 2024, 11:19 PM
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Props for the mention of Earth Wind and Fire
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Game Changer [2029]
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Re: Listen UP!! It's BuzzPaw
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Aug 27, 2024, 11:31 PM
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If this does not get a POTD…….
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Ring of Honor [21933]
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Re: Listen UP!! It's BuzzPaw
Aug 28, 2024, 10:49 AM
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How did you get your animated avatar back working. I've yet to get around the Tnet Gestapo to get mine back working.
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Ultimate Tiger [33087]
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WHO ? ? ? ? Never heard of her . . . .***
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Aug 28, 2024, 11:19 AM
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Top TigerNet [28097]
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Go BuzzPaw!
Aug 28, 2024, 11:28 AM
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I am going to bring my chainsaw to the game!! But, to get past security, it will be in one of those clear bags.
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Re: Listen UP!! It's BuzzPaw
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Aug 28, 2024, 12:38 PM
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I think you covered all of it. GO TIGERS!
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Orange Blooded [2230]
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Re: Listen UP!! It's BuzzPaw
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Aug 28, 2024, 2:51 PM
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I like your fire! Pretty good instructions.
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Re: Listen UP!! It's BuzzPaw
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Aug 28, 2024, 2:59 PM
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AND...eat a bunch of garlic the night before the game. You know, to repel the vampires!
Drive the stake deep! GO TIGERS!!!
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Paw Warrior [4622]
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Re: Listen UP!! It's BuzzPaw
Aug 28, 2024, 3:29 PM
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Yeah! BuzzPaw is back! I knew there was a reason why I had to have a stent put in yesterday.
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Paw Master [16744]
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Re: Listen UP!! It's BuzzPaw
Aug 28, 2024, 3:37 PM
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Great Job, Buzz! No prisoners!!!
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Orange Phenom [14281]
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HOT DANG, IT'S OLD SKOOL!!!
Aug 28, 2024, 5:24 PM
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I got my hat on BAKKERDS, Brogans, camo britches, and a tank top!!! WHERE'S MY RED MAN?!?!?!!
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