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"A 17-year-old boy walks into a drugstore and says, 'I've been invited to dinner at my new girlfriend's house. Afterward, I'm hoping to get lucky if you know what I mean.'"
"Clerk: 'How about condoms then? They could come in handy. Here's a pack.'
The young man smiles and says, 'You know what? The mom is also smoking hot. I think I'll take another pack in case I get extra lucky.'
The night of the dinner, the boy sits at the table and doesn't say a word. After a while, his girlfriend says, 'If I'd known you'd be so quiet, I wouldn't have invited you.'
The young man replies, 'And if I'd known your dad worked at a drug store, I wouldn't have come.'"
Did you know that William Shatner once tried to start up his own line of lingerie for women?
Unfortunately for him, Shatner Panties was a terrible brand name.
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The early worm gets eaten.***
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Apr 21, 2025, 8:28 AM
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Apr 21, 2025, 8:48 AM
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What is a math teacher's favorite dessert? Pi.
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lol, +1***
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Apr 21, 2025, 9:26 AM
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The Past, Present & Future walked into a bar..
It was tense!
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Apr 21, 2025, 9:30 AM
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Why did the blond stare at the orange juice container?
It said "Concentrate"!
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Apr 21, 2025, 1:40 PM
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Why do archaeologists get all the girls?
Because they have the best dating techniques.
Not all math jokes are terrible... just sum.
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