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Old dudes
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Oct 31, 2024, 10:12 AM
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Put some effing clothes on when you're walking around the gym locker room. A towel at least. No one wants to walk around the corner and run into your saggy bawlz.
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Sounds like somebody needs to learn how to go around corners.***
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Re: Sounds like somebody needs to learn how to go around corners.***
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Oct 31, 2024, 10:15 AM
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No doubt - old nekkid dudes
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You can always come over and work out in my garage gym.
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Oct 31, 2024, 10:15 AM
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But it's kind of the same situation here too.
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Re: You can always come over and work out in my garage gym.
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Oct 31, 2024, 10:18 AM
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Well, you is a purdy man. So, I might make an exception
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Re: You can always come over and work out in my garage gym.
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Oct 31, 2024, 4:30 PM
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Need pigs of daughters best friend...
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It's a tale as old as time. It is unexplainable and terrible and apparently
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Oct 31, 2024, 10:15 AM
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at every gym everywhere.
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Re: It's a tale as old as time. It is unexplainable and terrible and apparently
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Oct 31, 2024, 10:18 AM
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Is this going to happen to me? Will I all of a sudden start walking around the locker room completely naked when I turn 70? Is this some sort of right of passage that I don't know about?
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I was doin it in my 20s
Oct 31, 2024, 10:40 AM
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fuckem
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Did you have a gnarly bush back then?***
Oct 31, 2024, 10:42 AM
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always trimmed
Oct 31, 2024, 10:44 AM
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never shaved
don't want CS02 coming after me w/ a towel
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You'll do it just to mess with the younger dudes in there. Why?
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Oct 31, 2024, 10:42 AM
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Because that's a level of not giving a shyatt that at your tender young age you can't even fathom.
These MFers have had a complete life of bullchit that you've yet to experience. Decades of bratty ungrateful kids, chitty jobs, bad bosses, layoffs, C U Next Tuesday wive(s), and bills the GDP couldn't pay. They are done with giving a fsck about anything. You seeing their saggy bawls drooping around a shower bathroom ain't even something they think about, and they laugh when you complain about it.
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^^^found one
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Oct 31, 2024, 10:43 AM
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cept we know you don't go to a gym
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Fsck no I'm not going to a gym.
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Oct 31, 2024, 10:47 AM
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I go a bar thats in the same shopping center as a gym; that's good enough.
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And walk around nekkid there I bet***
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Oct 31, 2024, 10:52 AM
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In the Southern?
Oct 31, 2024, 10:54 AM
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Uh....no.
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Re: So you hold the line at renting fitness ?***
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Oct 31, 2024, 3:38 PM
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If you're going to a gym, you're renting.
Oct 31, 2024, 4:37 PM
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Which is kind of ironic, because with your financial acuity and teenage summer grass cutting income level, renting a gym membership will cut down on what you can afford for food, so you'll lose some weight anyway.
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Ar you that much of a nancy that seeing some grey haired saggy bawls
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Oct 31, 2024, 10:53 AM
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is going to make you vomit? You don;t have to suck on'em, or even touch'em.
How did our society turn into such poosies?
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Re: Ar you that much of a nancy that seeing some grey haired saggy bawls
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Oct 31, 2024, 10:57 AM
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Uh, yes
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I/U. Fights kids. Loves balls.
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Oct 31, 2024, 11:00 AM
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But dammit he owns his own dam property.
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I'm so proud.
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Oct 31, 2024, 11:02 AM
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I LOVE PAYING PROPERTY TAXES AND PROVIDING SHAREHOLDER VALUE
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A little bit, cause I know dudes like that.
Oct 31, 2024, 11:20 AM
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Those dudes walking around in the gym with their gray ball sack hanging out are either 1) really creepy old dudes hoping you say something to them because they are creepy, or 2) old dudes hoping ANYONE says something to them about ANYTHING.
Either way, I'd suggest not saying anything to them. But you do you.
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Re: A little bit, cause I know dudes like that.
Oct 31, 2024, 11:21 AM
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Exactly
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You prefer those young dudes stronger than the average
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Oct 31, 2024, 10:34 AM
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male?
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Re: You prefer those young dudes stronger than the average
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Oct 31, 2024, 10:58 AM
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I mean, if you're going to put a gun to my head and I have to make a choice
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FUGGGGING PREEEEAAAAAAAACH***
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Oct 31, 2024, 10:35 AM
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What's equally as groce is that they take a shower and de-robe at the lockers
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Oct 31, 2024, 10:38 AM
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and walk buttass nekkid to the shower.......WITH NO FUGGING SHOES ON. Maybe that's why yer toenails are yellow Leonard????????
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Showering in a public locker room is homeless person behavior. Nasty***
Oct 31, 2024, 11:17 AM
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I'm with my ZYNBro here
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Oct 31, 2024, 10:44 AM
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dudes walking naked in the locker room ? A bit of advice if it gets heated
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dudes bein dudes man
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Oct 31, 2024, 10:46 AM
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nowadays boners are in....who gives a fugg let it fly
flex on the geezers. let em know you'll pop ole Darcy's dentures out and give her a whirl if they don't fuggin tighten up
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They secretly hope you do
Oct 31, 2024, 10:49 AM
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just to shut her up. She's somebody else's problem for a little bit.
I know some old dudes.
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hmm
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Oct 31, 2024, 10:55 AM
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few follow up questions:
- wife got dentures?
- pigs of wife?
- when's your next IT conference?
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Wait , hold on.
Oct 31, 2024, 10:59 AM
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I'm not talking about me here.
I know a lot of old dudes from hanging out at The Southern.
And don't you already have like 5 kids that are keepin' you from livin'?
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I think that's why he's looking for post-menopausal action.***
Oct 31, 2024, 11:01 AM
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I'm not old, and I don't get the whole "nekkid hair dryer, nekkid toothbrushing"
Oct 31, 2024, 11:02 AM
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thing, but it is a locker room. I don't think walking to the shower in a towel is very odd. That's kinda what a locker room is for.
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Re: I'm not old, and I don't get the whole "nekkid hair dryer, nekkid toothbrushing"
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Oh we all get naked and go shower. I'm talking about these dudes around here are chilling out talking on their phones, brushing their teeth, and just hanging out. And, everyone who does that is like 70 or older.
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I'm with you on that. Also, no body should have a phone in the locker room.
Oct 31, 2024, 11:26 AM
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I don't know how that has been normalized.
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Right. Change in the locker room. Shower in the showers. Wear a towel to
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Oct 31, 2024, 3:01 PM
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brush your teeth and shave after your shower.
The problem is when you get nekkid post workout, throw a towel over your shoulder while hanging dong, walk to the shower, stop and talk to Don, shower, towel off, lay towel down, use paper towel to dry your nuts with one leg cocked up in the air (old dude did this every morning at Gold's in Rock Hill) and then eventually make it back to your locker to put on shirt first, then socks, THEN underwear.
It is intentionally leaving your tiny dick and pendulous balls out for everyone to see and get uncomfortable around.
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Im miffed noone has tagged me
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Oct 31, 2024, 11:04 AM
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I think the point here is no one WANTS to see your sack
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Oct 31, 2024, 11:09 AM
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ya braggart
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This is why we don't have pee troughs in DV anymore
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Oct 31, 2024, 11:18 AM
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Eyes up
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Bruh. Step up the the UD with us Ps. We still have #### troughs.***
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More so than bullying your sisters ex-bf ?***
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Oct 31, 2024, 11:35 AM
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Who's to say those are separate events?***
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No, that might be my crowning achievement that keeps on giving
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Oct 31, 2024, 2:43 PM
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I actually saw him in a restaurant not too long ago, he was with his coworkers and you could tell he was just waiting on me to do something.
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Not worthy of a TD, but disagree. Every man reaches an age at some point
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Oct 31, 2024, 11:57 AM
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where they realize they truly don't give a ####. It's usually older men, but sometimes younger men. But whenever you have that realization, you're going to do your thing and whatever other people think, that's on them. You genuinely DGAF.
I now understand my dad's not so subtle "wondering eyes". A hawt girl would walk by and he'd just do a 180 turn, staring, not giving a rats ### about being "busted". It embarrassed me on quite a few occasions. Now that I'm nearing his age (at that time) I understand better. Who cares.
Old nekkid men at the guy, same concept IMO. That or they're secretly ghey. Again, who cares.
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I do not have saggy bawz. I DO have a saggy butt.
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Oct 31, 2024, 12:24 PM
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But I usually cover it between the shower and the locker.
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Re: I do not have saggy bawz. I DO have a saggy butt.
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Oct 31, 2024, 12:36 PM
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Plus you ain't dat old
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Re: I do not have saggy bawz. I DO have a saggy butt.
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Oct 31, 2024, 4:42 PM
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makes me appreciate the fact that I haven't been in a public shower situation
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Oct 31, 2024, 3:19 PM
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since I left Johnstone Hall.
I have absolutely no reason to visit anything resembling something like that.
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