Replies: 11
| visibility 153
|
All-In [29950]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 16769
Joined: 1/26/22
|
I tore a chunk of pubes out of myself last night.
7
7
Feb 23, 2024, 9:21 AM
|
|
In retrospect, I'm not sure how this hasn't happened before. It's like Mr. Belvedere sitting on his own testicles; if you have saggy balls, at some point you're going to sit on them. In my case, I suppose, it's a bush in need of trimming. Now, we're not talking like I have an Eastern European Wookie hiding down my shorts. It's what you'd expect from your average male who's a few months overdue for a haircut. Anyway. I'm running a little late for a dinner, and perhaps not paying attention as well as I should have getting out of the shower. I grab Big Red (that's my oversized Brooks Brothers towel) and start going to work. In my hastiness, I must have regripped just as I was making a pass like the Angel of Death over Egypt, and thus proceeded to rip out enough L&Cs where I yelped like a puppy who had its tale stepped on. Fortunately my wife was downstairs and not there for the spectacle of man who just accidentally engaged in low level self-harm.
So this is my lesson to you all. Be your junk saggy or shaggy, you must exercise care.
|
|
|
![](https://2cic.b-cdn.net/t/forum/b.gif) |
All-TigerNet [11877]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 14358
Joined: 9/2/03
|
Even that muff out, brah. Go Brazilian.***
2
Feb 23, 2024, 9:31 AM
|
|
|
|
|
|
![](https://2cic.b-cdn.net/t/forum/b.gif) |
All-In [46636]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 11393
Joined: 3/1/18
|
Re: I tore a chunk of pubes out of myself last night.
2
Feb 23, 2024, 9:31 AM
|
|
|
|
|
|
![](https://2cic.b-cdn.net/t/forum/b.gif) |
Heisman Winner [140232]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 64515
Joined: 10/22/00
|
Re: I tore a chunk of pubes out of myself last night.
8
8
Feb 23, 2024, 9:35 AM
|
|
|
|
|
|
![](https://2cic.b-cdn.net/t/forum/b.gif) |
CU Medallion [61007]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 22858
Joined: 5/24/17
|
|
|
|
![](https://2cic.b-cdn.net/t/forum/b.gif) |
All-In [47741]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 31224
Joined: 8/11/15
|
|
|
|
![](https://2cic.b-cdn.net/t/forum/b.gif) |
All-In [47177]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 24412
Joined: 2/1/99
|
Re: I tore a chunk of pubes out of myself last night.
1
Feb 23, 2024, 9:52 AM
|
|
|
|
|
|
![](https://2cic.b-cdn.net/t/forum/b.gif) |
All-In [47177]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 24412
Joined: 2/1/99
|
Re: I tore a chunk of pubes out of myself last night.
Feb 23, 2024, 9:53 AM
|
|
|
|
|
|
![](https://2cic.b-cdn.net/t/forum/b.gif) |
All-In [47177]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 24412
Joined: 2/1/99
|
Re: I tore a chunk of pubes out of myself last night.
3
Feb 23, 2024, 9:55 AM
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
![](https://2cic.b-cdn.net/t/forum/b.gif) |
All-In [29950]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 16769
Joined: 1/26/22
|
Just got my first pube trimmer ad on Hulu.
2
Feb 23, 2024, 3:00 PM
|
|
Dam u fast Google.
|
|
|
|
![](https://2cic.b-cdn.net/t/forum/b.gif) |
Oculus Spirit [83125]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 57355
Joined: 9/13/04
|
Re: Just got my first pube trimmer ad on Hulu.
1
Feb 23, 2024, 4:43 PM
|
|
My wife was given a bunch of cassette tapes of her father playing guitar (he recently passed away), and I told her she should get them copied over to .mp3 files and put then in the cloud or on a USB stick or somethin'. I had my laptop open and googled it and fond "legacybox.com".
She walked out of the room to get her phone that was in the FROG..out of ear shot and ~30' away. She came back downstairs and showed me her phone, and the first ad that popped up when she opened facebook was "Legacybox.com".
I have no idea how that got from my google machine to her phone in 45 seconds. It was through a wall and a short flight of steps, so I'm not sure how Siri would have heard it. I don't have a facebook account, so that's not it, either. I don't think I even had anything else open on my laptop.
|
|
|
|
![](https://2cic.b-cdn.net/t/forum/b.gif) |
110%er [6731]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 2258
Joined: 10/11/18
|
Re: I tore a chunk of pubes out of myself last night.
1
Feb 23, 2024, 4:26 PM
|
|
Posts like this keep me coming back. Well done sir.
|
|
|
|
Replies: 11
| visibility 153
|
|
|