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TigerNet HOFer [125867]
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I have witnessed a lot of concern over personal safety in Columbia
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Nov 21, 2023, 12:35 PM
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So I'll be offering personal protection services this weekend at Williams Brice. I have several time slots still available, but you need to act fast because reservations are filling up quickly.
Walk you from your parking spot to the Stadium $75.00
Offer private protection services at your tailgate. $300 per hour
Ward off any potential assailants or particular individuals. $100 per punch taken or thrown.
Restore your girlfriend/ wife's honor -Market Price
You will find me in lot five, here is a more recent pic. Do not be afraid to approach me, even though I look rather intimidating, as long as you are wearing Clemson Garb you do not have to worry about your safety in my presence at whatever particular location that may be.
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Funny thing about that picture it looks like the old warehouses behind the Roach***
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Nov 21, 2023, 12:41 PM
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TigerNet HOFer [125867]
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That is my Dojo in the background.***
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Nov 21, 2023, 12:44 PM
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National Champion [7449]
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Do you have a black belt in
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Nov 21, 2023, 2:09 PM
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Kung Foolishness?
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Re: Do you have a black belt in
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Nov 21, 2023, 2:15 PM
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Bull-Shi-Do
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Re: I have witnessed a lot of concern over personal safety in Columbia
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Nov 21, 2023, 12:44 PM
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Do you provide escort service to the porta potties?
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Re: I have witnessed a lot of concern over personal safety in Columbia
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Nov 21, 2023, 12:50 PM
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Is that not the job of the Deputy Moderator?
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TigerNet HOFer [125867]
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yes
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Nov 21, 2023, 2:41 PM
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Francis Marion® will show up to any event wearing an orange vest.
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Orange Immortal [64690]
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Re: yes
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Nov 22, 2023, 12:36 PM
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Hire Smith & Wesson, they do a great job with personal protection And most major firearm dealers can help you with the class to gain a CWP permit!!!
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I am a Porta Potty Marshal again this year...
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Nov 21, 2023, 2:57 PM
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I will be stationed in various porta potties dressed like an average fan, seemingly minding my own business. You will likely not even notice me in there with you as I will be pretending to read a news paper or playing candy crush on my phone. But if trouble does occur, rest assured I will spring into action.
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All-In [10725]
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Re: I am a Porta Potty Marshal again this year...
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Nov 21, 2023, 3:32 PM
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Re: I have witnessed a lot of concern over personal safety in Columbia
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Nov 21, 2023, 12:53 PM
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Looks like you've been skipping arm day again.
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TigerNet HOFer [125867]
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I have what are called quick twitched Biceps
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Nov 21, 2023, 1:00 PM
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they can go from completely flaccid to ripped instantly.
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Re: I have what are called quick twitched Biceps
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Nov 21, 2023, 1:02 PM
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I see you work in the high rent district and drive vintage vehicles. Dress code, questionable.
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Clemson Conqueror [11138]
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Ultimate Clemson Legend [104989]
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How much for the truck.
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Nov 21, 2023, 1:01 PM
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I'm looking for another restoration project starting next summer. That truck needs me.
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TigerNet HOFer [125867]
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That truck was in the movie Cool Hand Luke
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Nov 21, 2023, 1:04 PM
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I will consider $73,500, but no less.
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Re: I have witnessed a lot of concern over personal safety in Columbia
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Nov 19, 2023, 4:17 PM
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The only real safety concern is getting trampled by coot fans
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Nov 21, 2023, 1:25 PM
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Leaving the stadium mid 3rd qtr.
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Clemson Sports Icon [55092]
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Re: The only real safety concern is getting trampled by coot fans
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Nov 22, 2023, 12:53 PM
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2nd quarter-> halftime they’ll be a stampede of chickens pecking out the door!
With Elvira playing in the stadium hallways.
https://youtu.be/agnjMmoXm6k?si=6TOr6q6e4HZJIp3g
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Clemson Sports Icon [57403]
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POTD***
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Nov 21, 2023, 2:43 PM
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LOL...
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Nov 21, 2023, 3:01 PM
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This thread is full of jokes.
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TigerNet HOFer [125867]
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lol, IKR?***
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Nov 21, 2023, 6:16 PM
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All-Time Great [91980]
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So, you beat up Larry the Cable Guy to get your outfit?
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Nov 21, 2023, 3:18 PM
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Looks like old Larry couldn't Get U done!
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Re: I have witnessed a lot of concern over personal safety in Columbia
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Nov 21, 2023, 3:53 PM
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Nice Mullet. Isn't that the coach at ok st.
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TigerNet HOFer [125867]
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You will refer to me as Sensei
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Nov 21, 2023, 6:40 PM
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Re: You will refer to me as Sensei
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Nov 22, 2023, 12:42 PM
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He will never pick on anybody his size, and when you're as big as he is, you don't need any special training to throw those little people around
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Master Splinter taught me the utmost respect for my teachers, even in sewers.
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Nov 21, 2023, 6:51 PM
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Re: I have witnessed a lot of concern over personal safety in Columbia
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Nov 21, 2023, 7:14 PM
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I see you upgraded your trailer.
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Do you take checks?
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Nov 21, 2023, 9:09 PM
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TIA
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Rival Killer [2609]
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Re: Do you take checks?
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Nov 22, 2023, 7:48 AM
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Are you related to Sammy Brown?
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Re: I have witnessed a lot of concern over personal safety in Columbia
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Is this real😉
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Re: I have witnessed a lot of concern over personal safety in Columbia
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Yes it is, just go out there alone and you will get tested, But I think that it's worse at Dawg stadium!!!
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Almost hated to do it , but just gave 50th TU for HOF post
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Nov 22, 2023, 9:10 PM
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But somehow it still says 49 where you click so maybe still one TU short.
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It takes 51 TUs
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Nov 22, 2023, 10:29 PM
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And I’m happy to report he is still short.
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Re: I have witnessed a lot of concern over personal safety in Columbia
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I really needed this laugh. Thanks!
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Re: I have witnessed a lot of concern over personal safety in Columbia
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Nov 22, 2023, 10:27 PM
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please give me a point.
YWIA
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Its time for this thread to be moved to the second page.***
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Nov 22, 2023, 10:32 PM
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Re: Its time for this thread to be moved to the second page.***
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Dont do that.***
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Nov 22, 2023, 10:36 PM
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TigerNet HOFer [125867]
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say goodbye to your hand***
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Paw Warrior [4828]
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Re: I have witnessed a lot of concern over personal safety in Columbia
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! !
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Looks like my Thanksgiving wish came true
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lol.
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Re: Looks like my Thanksgiving wish came true
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Love your ride,
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Re: I have witnessed a lot of concern over personal safety in Columbia
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I never worry about whether coots are safe or not.
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