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Hypothetical question about suiting up for the Tigers
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Hypothetical question about suiting up for the Tigers

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Mar 22, 2023, 9:06 AM

My buddies and I got together last night to make our picks for this weekends NASCAR race. We really don’t make any bets but use it as an excuse so everyone’s wives and girlfriends don’t give us a hard time about going out drinking on a Tuesday.

Anyways, we were at my buddy Trent’s place and I thought it would be best to walk home instead of driving because I’m responsible like that (and I still have a suspended license). His trailer is set pretty far back off the road and he doesn’t have any lights.

I was half way to the road when a raccoon, probably rabid, snuck up on me. I could tell by the crazy look in his eyes that he had bad intentions so I went on the offensive. I swear, Aiden Swanson would have been proud of the way that raccoon spun off my foot when I punted him into the woods. The only problem was that my flip flop flew as far, if not farther, than the raccoon. I also scraped my pinky toe on the dirt just before making contact.

So I walked the rest of the way home in only one flip flop and am pretty sure my toe is infected because I didn’t clean it before going to bed. I’m not too stressed because I really see no need for the pinky toe anyways. It literally serves no purpose but to act as a buffer between your foot and furniture when walking in the dark.

This got me to thinking. Would you be willing to cut off your pinky toe if it meant you could suit up and play for the Clemson Tigers in a game next season? The answer is easy for me, but I’m curious if everyone else would do it too.

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Re: Hypothetical question about suiting up for the Tigers

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Mar 22, 2023, 9:08 AM

Depends, can I save my pinkie toe and use it for catfish bait, or does it get donated to science for anatomical studies?

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Re: Hypothetical question about suiting up for the Tigers

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Mar 22, 2023, 9:24 AM

I really don’t think it matters, but let’s go with using it for catfish bait.

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I have been told by people much smarter than I

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Mar 22, 2023, 10:09 AM

that the pinky toe is very important for balance. I can see where you would not need it as you have been off balance for a long time.

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Re: I have been told by people much smarter than I

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Mar 22, 2023, 11:06 AM

So is that a yes or a no for you?

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Re: Hypothetical question about suiting up for the Tigers

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Mar 22, 2023, 1:47 PM

TU for a buffer between your foot and furniture when walking in the dark.

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Mar 22, 2023, 4:10 PM

After the pure shear willingness to give 150% of everything my physical body can endure.....I will suit up for the automatic love for my team..... because its my team.

No need to cut anything off like I mentioned. For as I know without a shadow of a doubt....after the game.... I would be deeply submerged for 24 hours in a jacuzzi tank full of warm massaging bubbling therapeutic water.....with oxygen hoses and all.

Go Tigers

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