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Got another big one next to me!
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Got another big one next to me!

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Feb 25, 2024, 9:06 AM
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I don’t know what it is but the last few flights I’ve have taken I have had some massive ladies sitting next to me on the plane. I am at DFW about to taxi and I have middle age lady next to me that must be 350lbs….. I mean a #### big one!

Her fat is stretching across into my seat! Luckily this time it’s only a 3 hour flight but…..

I am about to ask her what year she cheered at USC!

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Re: Got another big one next to me!

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Feb 25, 2024, 9:26 AM
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Lucky you! A piece in every crease!!!

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Re: Got another big one next to me!

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Feb 25, 2024, 9:30 AM
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I was totally prepared to think very badly of you, but then I read the last sentence…..

Plus, you look like you could use a point or two.

But hey, just like in all those action movies, if the plane goes down, be sure and land on top of her and you will survive the impact.

Lord, forgive me for that and Bless all the starving pygmies in New Guinea, amen.


Safe travels!

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Whatever choice(s) you make makes you. Choose wisely.


Re: Got another big one next to me!

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Feb 25, 2024, 10:04 AM
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Ask her if she makes the rocking world go round?

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Re: Got another big one next to me!

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Feb 25, 2024, 10:09 AM
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Why drag Southern Cal into it as they have top shelf cheerleaders?

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Does she smell like smoke as well?


Feb 25, 2024, 10:25 AM
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Like everybody else, I try to avoid middle seats, but it happens sometimes. On a flight from Detroit to Atlanta I had two way overweight women beside me. 220 each I’m guessing. In addition, one of them had obviously just left the smoking lounge and the other had on this powerful, but terrible perfume!
That was 15 years ago, but I still remember this as my worst flight ever- and I’ve flown a lot.

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Feb 25, 2024, 10:30 AM
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Nice catch!

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