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Gentlemen, gentlemen... and ladies (snicker) if any...
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It's high time we had a ranking of the most wordiest, long-postingest posters on T-net, and I hereby nominate myself for third place, due to scroll length, if not word count, of my many odes, requiems and ditties, most of which I don't recall writing.
That leaves number one and number two, and I hereby propose that Hauk Tu--- I mean, Tiggity, has overtaken Quozell for the top spot. Granted, this is based on more recent postings, not the entire cannon of either, but that's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Fight me.
Debate me.
Just don't call me late for cocktails.
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TL/DR
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Aug 13, 2024, 7:59 PM
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Re: TL/DR
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Aug 13, 2024, 8:04 PM
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Ah! An endorsement for third place! Thank you, Pater.
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Re: Gentlemen, gentlemen... and ladies (snicker) if any...
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Aug 13, 2024, 8:47 PM
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Hey....
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Aug 13, 2024, 9:12 PM
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Me drank all the booze.
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Re: Gentlemen, gentlemen... and ladies (snicker) if any...
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Aug 13, 2024, 10:35 PM
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Jounge = Tiggity.
Since you say tnet, and not singling out teh jounge... I'm gonna throw that chestypuller fella in the pool
If by post stats only, I remember Joe21 posting all those cool stories, so good post to length ratio game has to be up there.
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Re: Gentlemen, gentlemen... and ladies (snicker) if any...
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Aug 13, 2024, 11:05 PM
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I regret that I have no regrets, not knowing this chestypuller fellow, for he sounds very worthy of being unknown.
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Re: Gentlemen, gentlemen... and ladies (snicker) if any...
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Aug 14, 2024, 2:35 AM
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I’d say FordtunateSon does alright for himself keeping us all ejumicated
Fordtunate Son
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Re: Gentlemen, gentlemen... and ladies (snicker) if any...
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Aug 14, 2024, 11:11 AM
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Re: Gentlemen, gentlemen... and ladies (snicker) if any...
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Aug 14, 2024, 12:02 PM
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My bad on leaving out Fordt.
I hereby change my own nomination to fourth place.
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To quote the late/great Bruce Spigener....
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Aug 14, 2024, 6:14 AM
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The only lady old and mean enough to have taught both me and my father and remain a teacher from 1942 through the 1990s....
"A good story is like a lady's skirt. Long enough to cover the subject, but short enough to keep it interesting."
May she rest in peace. They don't make teachers like Ms Spigner anymore. Heck, they didn't when I was a kid. Her reputation preceded her. The only substitute teacher where students were better behaved than with their regular teacher.
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"Long enough to cover the subject, but short enough to keep it interesting."
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Aug 14, 2024, 6:16 AM
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Hey, batting .500 gets you in the hall of fame all day long
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She's barely Googlable, but here's some more info
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Aug 14, 2024, 8:03 AM
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I only knew her as a retired substitute. But she talked and looked a lot like #### Butkus (only shorter), and walked like him. She always kept a pack of Alpine menthol cigarettes nearby in her purse. She taught my dad in the 1940's at Rosewood Elementary school in Columbia. Few more stories....
One day she asked me "Are you Tiggity Sr's boy?". I said, "Yes, ma'am". She then laughed and said "Boy, you must take after your momma, because you ain't nothing like your daddy. He was a hellion."
Another one, she asked some kid something in class, and he answered "yeah". She said "Boy, didn't your momma teach you any manners? You're supposed to say yes MA'AM to a lady!".
https://www.facebook.com/HammondSchool/posts/a-lifelong-educator-miss-spigener-found-her-way-to-hammonds-history-department-i/10158933786222473/
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And this proves the point I have been saying for years.
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Aug 14, 2024, 8:23 AM
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Tiggity is the Cliff Clavin of the lounge.
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Is this the Happycat Memorial award?***
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Aug 14, 2024, 6:15 AM
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I'll throw Cobb in for good measure too
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Aug 14, 2024, 11:29 AM
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Man, I miss the old man
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Re: Gentlemen, gentlemen... and ladies (snicker) if any...
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Aug 14, 2024, 7:04 AM
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jEEp rOcKIng gets my vote!
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Is this The Most Self Righteous Award ? Seems it may be ?***
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Nah, nah, nah. That ain't right.
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Aug 14, 2024, 8:30 AM
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That's a totally different category for this group.
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