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Funniest movie line ever?
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I'll start. "Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause of the leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P." Robin Williams as Adrian Cronauer in Good Morning Vietnam. It was even funnier since according the many in the cast it was completely adlibed by Williams, leading to the genuine laughing by the entire cast in the scene.
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"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a d@mn."***
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Re: Funniest movie line ever?
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Mar 12, 2024, 3:06 PM
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“I have n ipples, Greg. Could you milk me?”
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Ring of Honor [21390]
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Mar 12, 2024, 4:00 PM
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That is my favorite of all time!!
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Mar 12, 2024, 3:10 PM
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Get a message to the front office and tell em I said owww.
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All-Time Great [92723]
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Have you ever been in a turkish prison?***
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Mar 12, 2024, 3:14 PM
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Orange Immortal [67239]
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Do you like movies about gladiators?***
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Mar 12, 2024, 3:22 PM
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Orange Immortal [67239]
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All-Time Great [92723]
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Do you speak jive?***
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Orange Immortal [67239]
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Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da help!***
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Mar 12, 2024, 3:44 PM
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Paw Warrior [4779]
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Was it overwhen the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
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Mar 12, 2024, 3:20 PM
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So many great lines in this classic.
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Varsity [101]
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"I'd say you get Ferrari exactly where you want him ..... you're welcome."
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Mar 12, 2024, 3:22 PM
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Carroll Shelby, Ford v. Ferrari.
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Paw Warrior [4779]
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You have a lovely set of knockers!
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Mar 12, 2024, 3:22 PM
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Frankenstein
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Legend [7077]
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So youre saying there is a chance!***
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Mar 12, 2024, 3:23 PM
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Varsity [101]
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"Bend over. Ben? Nice to meet you. Victor Hugo."
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Mar 12, 2024, 3:26 PM
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All-Time Great [92723]
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Fletch?***
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Mar 12, 2024, 3:40 PM
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Clemson Conqueror [11947]
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Re: Funniest movie line ever?
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Mar 12, 2024, 3:27 PM
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Funniest line was Billy Bob Thornton in Goliath talking to a female lawyer you sort of accused him of having ideas of a sexual nature. I can't repeat it here, but it was hilarious. Watch the Goliath series and find it!
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110%er [3821]
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Mar 12, 2024, 3:34 PM
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It is anchorman not anchorlady, and that is a scientific fact!
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All-American [597]
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Mar 12, 2024, 3:37 PM
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"Seven years of college down the drain!"
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Orange Immortal [67239]
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Re: Funniest movie lines ever?
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Mar 12, 2024, 3:39 PM
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“I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.”
“First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.”
- "What manner of man are you that can summon up fire without flint or tinder?"
- "I... am an enchanter."
- "By what name are you known?"
- "There are some who call me... 'Tim'?"
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Campus Hero [13275]
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Mar 12, 2024, 3:41 PM
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Stripes....Dumb guy was funny.
Dumb Private: "I decided to enlist before I got drafted."
Sergeant Hulka: "Son, there ain't no draft."
Dumb Private: "There was one?"
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Mar 12, 2024, 3:47 PM
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That idea aint worth a velvet painting of a dolphin and a whale getting it on.
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National Champion [7231]
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Mar 12, 2024, 3:51 PM
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Stripes. Are either of you boys homosexual? No sir but we're willing to try.
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Orange Blooded [2248]
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Mar 12, 2024, 3:51 PM
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Caddyshack....Last time i saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it. Dangerfield
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Top TigerNet [29255]
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Re: Funniest movie line ever?
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Mar 12, 2024, 4:04 PM
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Sheriff Buford T. Pusser. "There ain't no way, no way you could have come from my loins".
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National Champion [7217]
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Just about any line from Blazing Saddles
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Mar 12, 2024, 4:03 PM
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most of them too un-PC to post here.
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Orange Blooded [2566]
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Re: Just about any line from Blazing Saddles
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Mar 12, 2024, 4:07 PM
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Frau Bloukher!
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TigerNet Icon [161654]
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Paw Warrior [4968]
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Mar 12, 2024, 4:13 PM
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You got the kind of smarts that makes me wonder if you know the difference between a sneeze and a wet fart
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All-In [10117]
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Mar 12, 2024, 4:16 PM
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Simple, "shaking it here boss".
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Heisman Winner [81868]
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"Yes, but Dey were ahl baad." Ahnuld's response to Jamie Lee in True Lies when
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Mar 12, 2024, 4:45 PM
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he was under the truth serum and she asked if he had ever killed anyone.
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Legend [6827]
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Mar 12, 2024, 4:50 PM
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"Think ya used enough dynamite there, Butch?"
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Top TigerNet [29255]
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Re: Funniest movie line ever?
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Mar 12, 2024, 4:59 PM
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Adding to My Cousin Vinny, "What exactly is a yute" ?
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Orange Immortal [60388]
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Re: Funniest movie line ever?
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Mar 12, 2024, 4:53 PM
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Put the candle back.
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CU Medallion [19617]
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"Well, I have two guns...one for each of ya!"
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Mar 12, 2024, 4:54 PM
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or, how about this one... "I know, let's have a spelling contest.",
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All-American [563]
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Mar 12, 2024, 4:54 PM
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You know, Dude, I myself dabbled in pacifism once. Not in "NAM of course.
Walter Sobchak in The BIG Lebowski
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Playmaker [374]
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Mar 12, 2024, 4:59 PM
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My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die!
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Orange Immortal [67239]
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Anybody want a peanut?***
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Mar 12, 2024, 5:08 PM
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Also, ...
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
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Game Changer [1667]
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Mar 12, 2024, 5:11 PM
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"I don't think we are in Kansas anymore!"
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Orange Immortal [67239]
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A good one from the same movie ... applicable to TNet.
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Mar 12, 2024, 5:13 PM
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😉
"I don't know! But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking, don't they?"
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Mar 12, 2024, 5:18 PM
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Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? Oh, it looks good on you though.
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Freshman [9]
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Mar 12, 2024, 5:45 PM
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"We just want you to keep 'em interested for a while..."The only way I have to keep them tigahs interested is to let them shoot holes in me".
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Im Somebody! Im Somebody!!
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Mar 12, 2024, 5:39 PM
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Steve Martin running around with the new phone book in The Jerk.
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Heisman Winner [81868]
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OH NO! HE HATES THESE CANS! OH NO, MORE CANS IN HERE!
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Mar 12, 2024, 5:47 PM
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Dear Mom,
I am going to be able to send more money soon, as my girlfriend has promised me a blow job.
Your Son,
Navin Johnson
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All-American [580]
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Mar 12, 2024, 5:49 PM
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Receptionist: Who are you?
Fletch: Frida's boss
Receptionist: Who is Frida?
Fletch: My secretary
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Mar 12, 2024, 6:35 PM
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Sundance: I can't swim.
Butch (laughing): ####, the fall will probably kill us!
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I'll have what she's having...
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