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Paw Master [17370]
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FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
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Sep 18, 2023, 6:23 AM
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Good players? Like always, they’ve bought ‘em,
But 10 years of failure has taught ‘em
That hype ain’t enough.
Our treatment’s too rough
For them to survive once we’ve fought ‘em.
This ain’t LSU’s Corndog Valley, Noles.
See you Saturday.
TIGERS 34 NOLES 24
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Paw Master [17370]
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
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Sep 18, 2023, 6:29 AM
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Norvell used the COVID excuse
To shield his bad team from abuse
When he weighed the cost -
No chance for a loss
And great social credit score use!!
That was truly ridiculous and we will always remember it, Mike.
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Letterman [160]
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
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Sep 18, 2023, 8:07 PM
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I’m thinking Saturday morning about 8:00 am Dabo announces several cases of Covid and explains we have to cancel the game as all the team has been exposed! Hahaha! Poetic justice!!!
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Paw Master [17370]
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
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Sep 18, 2023, 8:10 AM
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It’s gonna get bad this week, Noles.
You’ll realize you’re missing your goals,
Then all of you braggarts
Will want Willie Taggart’s
Red backpack to comfort your souls.
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Paw Master [17370]
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
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Sep 18, 2023, 11:46 AM
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If Nole fans say this, they’re heretical,
But Norvell abused “COVID medical”
And dodged a huge loss.
That pansy weak sauce
And sportsmanship are antithetical.
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Standout [341]
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Sep 18, 2023, 11:49 AM
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Paw Master [17370]
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
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Sep 20, 2023, 12:31 PM
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At first, I could not really tell,
But crustaches do ring a bell
Upon further study -
This white trash, young, ruddy
Hood rat of a player’s Norvell!
Thank you for this special gift.
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Paw Master [17370]
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
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Sep 18, 2023, 1:24 PM
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When Chief Osceola appears
With one of those fine feathered spears,
We’ll have a good laugh,
Then break it in half
To 81,000 wild cheers!
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Paw Master [17370]
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
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Sep 18, 2023, 7:22 PM
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Their chances of vict’ry are thinner,
But Noles, soon as Clemson’s the winner,
Will still keep their plans -
Most Seminole fans
Are gonna have crab legs for dinner.
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Paw Master [17370]
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
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Sep 19, 2023, 7:59 AM
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“Thanks, all of you fans from the ‘Hassee -
We hate that each lad and each lassie
Made such a long trip.
Now, I gotta slip!
No, I’m not ashamed! I’m just gassy.”
- Michael Q. Norvell, postgame commentary
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Orange Phenom [14237]
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
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Sep 19, 2023, 10:14 AM
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IF THEY LOOK DEEP WITHIN THEIR POOR SOULS,
THEY'D SEE VISIONS OF BEAT SEMINOLES,
CAUSE IT'S THE TIGERS THAT RULE,
NOT SOME SPEAR CHUNKIN FOOL,
AND THE START OF OUR RISE IN THE POLLS!!
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Orange Phenom [14237]
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Sep 19, 2023, 10:35 AM
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SO GLAD THIS IS NOT TALLAHASSEE,
CAUSE AT HOME THEIR ALUM IS QUITE SASSY,
LET'S GEAR UP IN THE VALLEY,
FOR A BIG TIGER RALLY,
SEND EM HOME WITH A SCAR THAT's QUITE 'NASSY'!!
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Dynasty Maker [3285]
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Sep 19, 2023, 11:00 AM
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YEARS AGO WHEN I FIRST SAW THAT UNUSUAL CHOP
IT REMINDED ME MUCH OF THE GAME OF BOP
IT WAS SILLY AND NONSENSICAL TO SEE THE FLOP
OF SO MANY FLABBY ARMS WHICH WOULD NOT STOP
IT REMINDED ME SO MUCH OF SEEING A SWEATING COP
DIRECTING THEIR FANS - DRIVING DEVOID OF SNOT (AS IN BEAT OUT OF THEM)
ONLY TO GET HOME HOME-TO THEIR COUCH AND PLOP
WONDERING WHY CHEATERS NEVER REACH THE TOP
ONLY TO RETURN TO CLEMSON AND VIEW THE PLOT
OF WATCHING HOW TO ADD A FINGER TO THE CHOP!
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Paw Master [17370]
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Paw Master [17370]
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 19, 2023, 11:56 AM
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“Our chop gesture wasn’t enough.
Their defense just made it too tough
For Travis to rumble.
We’re too proud to grumble,
But Seminole Tribe - it’s been rough.”
- Chief Osceola, postgame commentary
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 19, 2023, 1:36 PM
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If Renegade’s planning to stay
Near Clemson this week when we play,
Y’all check the barn doors
If you’re hearing roars -
A field beast is prime Tiger prey.
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Scout Team [179]
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Sep 19, 2023, 1:46 PM
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These are awesome! lol
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Paw Master [17370]
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 19, 2023, 4:58 PM
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Hey Noles - who’s a library carder??
I think y’all should beg, steal, or barter
To get a few books;
When Clemson straight cooks
Your defense, at least you’ll get smarter…
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CU Medallion [19387]
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Sep 19, 2023, 5:08 PM
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It's never happened before
But when bookies forecast the score
The unrated Tigers in their home town
Will be picked over #3 to win this showdown
Then will go on to win by three or four.
Tiger 31 - FSU 27
Let's hope.
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Orange Phenom [14237]
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Sep 19, 2023, 5:23 PM
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WHEN YOU BRING YOUR WARCHANT TO THE VALLEY,
DO REMEMBER TO BRING SISTER SALLY,
AND PLEASE HAVE HER TO MENTION,
FOR DIVINE INTERVENTION,
CAUSE YOU HAVE LITTLE CHANCE OF A RALLY!!
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Nope, Not gonna do it, never again, nada, kaflooie, kaput,
Sep 19, 2023, 5:23 PM
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KerPLUNKT.
I believe me doing my first and last one prior to the Dook game was the probable cause of our demise. I am sorry, it will never happen again.
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Orange Phenom [14237]
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Sep 20, 2023, 9:58 AM
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WHEN I LOOK IN THE FUTURE, I SEE,
THAT THE TIGERS WILL GAIN VIC-TO-RY,
AND THE SEMINOLE PLAYERS,
THAT CROSSED THE NAY-SAYERS,
HAVE A LONG RIDE TO TAL-LA-HAS-SEE!!
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Orange Phenom [14237]
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Sep 20, 2023, 10:15 AM
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CAN I PLEASE HAVE ALL OF YOUR ATTENTION,
WE ARE NOT GETTING BEAT BY NO 'INJUN',
HE'S JUST A MAN ON A HORSE,
FACING TIGER DISCOURSE,
AND A BEATING WE WON'T EVEN MENTION!!
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Game Changer [1766]
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 20, 2023, 10:53 AM
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Hickory Hickory dock
Bc Put y'all in shock
Coach Swine's boys looked good
Now FSU your on the chopping block
GO TIGERS
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Game Changer [1766]
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS REDO
Sep 20, 2023, 10:56 AM
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I MESSED UP RERUN TIME
Hickory Hickory dock
Bc put y'all in shock
Coach Swinneys boys looked good
FSU your on the chopping block
GO TIGERS
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Paw Master [17370]
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
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Sep 20, 2023, 1:23 PM
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What gives? Seminoles are top three!
Pray tell, Vegas, how can it be
The line is so small??
If favored at all,
The Noles must not world-beaters be…
Buckle up, ya facepainted limpwrists.
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Paw Master [17370]
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 21, 2023, 10:19 AM
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Some ponytailed men with tight jorts
In Clemson this week to watch sports
Will leave disappointed -
Their team’s too disjointed.
They’ll lose unless Norvell aborts.
…which has definitely happened, so…
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Paw Master [17370]
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 22, 2023, 11:11 AM
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The FSU players are scared.
Most years, they just wouldn’t have cared
As much, since they knew
We’d plow ‘em straight through,
But this hype? These kids ain’t prepared.
Bout to receive a swift smack to the loincloth, Noles…
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