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Friday...the week's final hurdle...not the end of 'Dad Jokes', though!
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Nov 14, 2025, 7:43 AM
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Sharp wit and suspect minds are always on duty. Use it or lose it, right?
Beware inflation!
The average person is really mean. (Read again!  )
I had a dream I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.
I was like, 0MG!
Sufficiently groan-worthy? Here's another:
How does Reese eat cereal?
Witherspoon! (Tap out?)
Wrap this week in prime Tiger Nation fashion! Pluck those Cardinals...Go Tigers, ALWAYS!
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Re: Friday...the week's final hurdle...not the end of 'Dad Jokes', though!
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Nov 14, 2025, 7:43 AM
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Re: Friday...the week's final hurdle...not the end of 'Dad Jokes', though!
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Nov 14, 2025, 7:49 AM
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If Pennys had Jesus on them they’d be JC Penny.
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Re: Friday...the week's final hurdle...not the end of 'Dad Jokes', though!
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Nov 14, 2025, 10:05 AM
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Speaking of pennies.
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Oculus Spirit [40204]
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Whoever stole my glasses, I will find you. I have contacts.
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Nov 14, 2025, 8:10 AM
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A tiger walks into a bar and says, “I'll have a beer, as long as it is the second best beer that the person sitting next to me has had in the last four and a half months.” The bartender says, "Ok, but why the long clause?" I have a strange feline about this.
A man walks into a bar in ancient Rome, holds up 2 fingers and says, “five beers, please”. Roman numerals are difficult at first, but once you get to 159, it just CLIX. In an emergency, call IXII.
Son: Do they ever bury two people in the same grave?
Dad: Not that I know of. What made you ask that?
Son: Well, I saw a gravestone at the cemetery that read “Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.”
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Nov 14, 2025, 8:20 AM
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I’m skeptical of anyone that says they do yoga everyday, that’s a bit of a stretch.
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Re: Friday...the week's final hurdle...not the end of 'Dad Jokes', though!
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Nov 14, 2025, 8:34 AM
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An apology, to my wife:
I am sorry,
The kids were playing some sort of cowboy game
The five year old kept yelling
“Yippie Ki Yay “
I did not think.
Instinctively, I finished the phrase.
And now… he knows a new word
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I am just glad we dont have an imaginary mascot
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Nov 14, 2025, 8:43 AM
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Q: Why did the cardinal go to the library?
A: It was looking for bookworms.
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Re: Friday...the week's final hurdle...not the end of 'Dad Jokes', though!
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Nov 14, 2025, 8:48 AM
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Do y'all remember, before the internet, that people thought the cause of stupidity was the lack of access to information?
Yeah, it wasn't that.
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Whats it called when a snowman throws a tantrum? A meltdown.***
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Nov 14, 2025, 9:47 AM
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Re: Friday...the week's final hurdle...not the end of 'Dad Jokes', though!
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Nov 14, 2025, 10:02 AM
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What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?
Plymouth Rock
I’ll see myself out now.
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Nov 14, 2025, 10:24 AM
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Hurdles any day, including Fridays, make me groan. So sharing groans
What do you get when the air conditioning in a rabbit hole stops working?
Hot-crossed bunnies.
Funny how drinking 8 cups of water per day seems impossible; but 8 beers and 7 shots during a three hour football game go down like a fat kid on a seesaw. GO TIGERS!!!!
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Options matter!
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Nov 14, 2025, 10:35 AM
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