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Eight grade MfOjr. humor.
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Jul 22, 2024, 7:05 PM
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What kind of trees do you put in the bathroom?
Toiletries!!! 😁
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Re: Eight grade MfOjr. humor.
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Jul 22, 2024, 7:18 PM
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Haha that’s a good one MfOjr. +1
Why was the baby strawberry sad?
His mom and dad were in a “jam”.
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That poor strawberry was orphaned.
Jul 23, 2024, 12:58 PM
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Re: Eight grade MfOjr. humor.
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Jul 22, 2024, 10:38 PM
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Whaddya call a herd of sheep falling down a mountain?
A lamb-slide
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What did the pig say during the hot summers day?
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Jul 22, 2024, 10:53 PM
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“I am bacon out here!”
~JKB
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Re: What did the pig say during the hot summers day?
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Jul 22, 2024, 11:10 PM
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Good one MFO but look what you started !!!
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Worthy of repeating...LOL. (Can't believe your youngun is
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Jul 23, 2024, 6:12 AM
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an 8th grader. Next consideration for Daddeo, sooner than you think: "WHEN ARE YOU GONNA BUY ME A CAR!" That'll promote a bunch of LOL'S...from us, probably not you!
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Re: Eight grade MfOjr. humor.
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Jul 23, 2024, 7:01 AM
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My teacher is cross-eyed ! She loss control of her pupils..
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Re: Eight grade MfOjr. humor.
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Jul 23, 2024, 11:04 AM
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lol that's not middle school humor that's dad humor
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Re: Eight grade MfOjr. humor.
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Jul 23, 2024, 11:08 AM
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Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
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Fourth grade humor from my daugher
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Jul 23, 2024, 11:32 AM
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What did 1 eye say to the other eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
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Re: Eight grade MfOjr. humor.
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Jul 23, 2024, 11:50 AM
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What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
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Re: Eight grade MfOjr. humor.
Jul 23, 2024, 2:30 PM
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If well endowed women work @Hooters where do one legged waitresses work...you got it IHop!
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
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Jul 23, 2024, 2:34 PM
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Doesn't matter, he's not coming to you anyway.
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Re: Eight grade MfOjr. humor.
Jul 25, 2024, 11:43 AM
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My scarecrow wanted to go to church with me so he could be outstanding in his field!
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A few more
Jul 23, 2024, 5:32 PM
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What do you call a cow that has an abortion? Decalfinated
Where do babies serve in the army? The infantry
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Re: Eight grade MfOjr. humor.
Jul 23, 2024, 5:35 PM
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what is the color of an orange? True or False
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Yes***
Jul 24, 2024, 1:22 PM
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Re: Eight grade MfOjr. humor.
Jul 25, 2024, 11:19 AM
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whats worse than ants in your pants?
uncles
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Re: Eight grade MfOjr. humor.
Jul 25, 2024, 11:40 AM
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What did the baby corn say to mama corn?
Where is Popcorn?
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Re: Eight grade MfOjr. humor.
Jul 25, 2024, 12:03 PM
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Q: What do all the moles in the line other than the lead mole smell?
A: Moleasses.
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Re: Eight grade MfOjr. humor.
Jul 25, 2024, 12:20 PM
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did you hear about the two jon boats that got into a fight? I heard it was an oar-deal!
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