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Paw Master [17257]
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DUKE WEEK LIMERICKS
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Aug 28, 2023, 5:24 PM
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The ACC Coach of the Year
Is normally someone to fear,
But this is a case
Of wrong time and place -
It’s football, where Duke ain’t top-tier…
TIGERS 41 DOOKIE 16
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Rock Defender [58]
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Re: DUKE WEEK LIMERICKS
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Aug 28, 2023, 5:37 PM
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There once was a team from Duke,
Whose football skills often were fluke.
They'd fumble and trip,
In standings would slip,
As fans looked away with rebuke.
(from ChatGPT)
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Paw Master [17257]
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Aug 28, 2023, 5:38 PM
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(from MSDOS)
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Orange Immortal [66345]
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Re: 011010010101110101000111101010011010100111
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Aug 29, 2023, 3:35 PM
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Paw Master [17257]
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Re: DUKE WEEK LIMERICKS
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Aug 28, 2023, 5:37 PM
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The students, next Monday at eight,
Will brim with school spirit innate
To all Duke alums -
When kickoff time comes,
They’ll study! It’s gonna be GREAT!
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Rival Killer [2875]
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Re: DUKE WEEK LIMERICKS
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Aug 28, 2023, 5:44 PM
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The fans clad in blue often revel
Round a cape-wearing horny blue devil
But this ain't basketball
We ain't scared at all
'Cause Duke: you just ain't on our level!
GO TIGERS! 44-10
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Paw Master [17257]
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Re: DUKE WEEK LIMERICKS
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Aug 28, 2023, 5:51 PM
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“Our game plan: y’all posit a theorem
Just loud enough Duke boys can hear ‘em -
They can’t not debate it,
So soon as you state it,
Hit Collins. No one will be near him.”
- Coach Riley
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All-Time Great [89803]
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DUKE WEEK LIMERICKS
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Aug 28, 2023, 5:56 PM
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Our host’s colors are quite appropriate.
A doozy it will be, so don’t be late!
Briningstool will impress,
Placing Duke in distress,
And Mafah pounds them “black and blue-slate”.
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Orange Phenom [14212]
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Re: DUKE WEEK LIMERICKS
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Aug 28, 2023, 6:04 PM
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This season shall start Monday night,
Which, in turn, should produce a good fight,
Shipley, Mafah, and Ruke,
Will be 'Whippin' on Duke,
Till The Devils are all outa sight!!
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Commissioner [1235]
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Re: DUKE WEEK LIMERICKS
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Aug 28, 2023, 6:21 PM
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This game marks a new era
No inept quarterback I'm aware of
The Tigers will boat race Duke
Sacks from XT, PWoo, and Ruke
And Cade slinging it through the air
Can't say I've tried this before but satisfied for a first attempt.
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Paw Master [17257]
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Re: DUKE WEEK LIMERICKS
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Aug 28, 2023, 7:15 PM
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A Devil a Dookie may be,
But James chapter four would agree
That if you resist,
Though Devils insist,
God wills that the Devils shall flee.
“Submit yourselves therefore to God. Resist the devil, and he will flee from you.”
James 4:7 ESV
https://bible.com/bible/59/jas.4.7.ESV
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Clemson Icon [27710]
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bdrechs in Mid-season form with the limericks!!!!***
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Aug 28, 2023, 7:19 PM
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Paw Master [17257]
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Re: bdrechs in Mid-season form with the limericks!!!!***
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Aug 28, 2023, 8:41 PM
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A foe who, like Duke, is formidable
Demands lim’rick forethought consid’able -
Without all these rhymes,
The likelihood climbs
That Duke might score 10. That’s regrittable.
It’s an important service to this Tiger Varsity Football Club.
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Tiger Spirit [9290]
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Re: DUKE WEEK LIMERICKS
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Aug 28, 2023, 7:21 PM
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There once was a man from Nantucket…..oh wait wrong limerick. I’ll get back to you.
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Paw Master [17257]
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Re: DUKE WEEK LIMERICKS
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Aug 28, 2023, 8:21 PM
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I met a Duke fan in Nantucket.
I somehow was able to duck it -
A pitchfork he swung!
Onto it I clung,
Then took it and in his eye stuck it.
Sorry, weirdo.
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Tiger Spirit [9290]
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Aug 29, 2023, 9:05 AM
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You are a limerick genius. Bravo to you!
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All-In [11058]
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Re: DUKE WEEK LIMERICKS
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Aug 28, 2023, 8:50 PM
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Our Tigers roll into Durham town
Ready to take those Devils down!
They can't stop Mafah & Ship
This will become an easy trip
And all fifty Duke fans are wearing frowns!
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Paw Master [17257]
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Re: DUKE WEEK LIMERICKS
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Aug 28, 2023, 10:18 PM
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On land that was built on tobacco,
The Tigers will plant such a smack-o
On Blue Devil rears
That Mike Elmo’s fears
Will drive him to smoke a whole pack-o.
He looks like a Kool man to me.
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Paw Master [17257]
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Re: DUKE WEEK LIMERICKS
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Aug 29, 2023, 8:03 AM
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Coach K brought the crowds out to Cameron,
But desperate, enduring a hamm’rin’
From Clemson, we’ll see
A dichotomy
As football’s left lonely and clamberin’.
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Top TigerNet [29028]
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Re: DUKE WEEK LIMERICKS
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Aug 29, 2023, 8:07 AM
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Duke is bad a football
Chickens are bad at all
Clemson is good at everything
Come Monday the boys in orange
A song of victory will sing
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Orange Immortal [66345]
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Valiant effort.***
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Aug 29, 2023, 3:43 PM
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Paw Master [17257]
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Re: Valiant effort.***
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Aug 30, 2023, 8:03 AM
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^^This stallion tried rhyming with “orange”!
It cannot be done! It’s a door hinge
That leads men to madness!
It only brings sadness
To try it - it’s naught but a sore binge.^^
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Paw Master [17257]
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Re: DUKE WEEK LIMERICKS
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Aug 29, 2023, 1:12 PM
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We’ll help Riley Leonard to be
A true-to-life Dookie. You’ll see,
As Tyler and Ruke
Straight decimate Duke,
A brown smear and not a QB.
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Paw Master [17257]
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Re: DUKE WEEK LIMERICKS
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Aug 29, 2023, 1:42 PM
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Could Duke use some branding improvement?
I’d never assent to behoovement
Of repping a school
Whose name’s so uncool
It nicknames a person’s bowel movement.
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Playmaker [361]
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Re: DUKE WEEK LIMERICKS
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Aug 29, 2023, 3:06 PM
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Doook is a team of blue devils
Who can play at some basketball level
but Basketball this is not
Let them take their sad shot
Clemson Tigers will stomp the Poo out of them!
(Okay, okay so it didn't rhyme so well...it's still true though)
GO TIGERS!!!!!
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Clemson Icon [26914]
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Re: DUKE WEEK LIMERICKS
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Aug 29, 2023, 6:38 PM
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Clemson vs the devils on Labor Day
A game of football they will play
The dookies have high hopes,
But the Tigers will put them on the ropes
And “uncle” they will say.
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Team Captain [472]
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Re: DUKE WEEK LIMERICKS
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Aug 29, 2023, 7:00 PM
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Duke thought they'd give Clemson a chase,
But Clemson the end zone the tigers graced.
Duke's hopes hit the grass,
Cause Clemson beat that ###
They said, “let’s play basketball next time,just in case!"
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Team Captain [472]
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Re: DUKE WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 29, 2023, 7:02 PM
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I tried to edit an added words. #### it! 😂
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Team Captain [472]
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Re: DUKE WEEK LIMERICKS
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I tried to edit an added words. #### it! 😂
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Game Day Hero [4166]
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Re: DUKE WEEK LIMERICKS
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Aug 29, 2023, 7:04 PM
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I'm headed up to Durham
For the Tigers I will cheer
I certainly hope we look better
Than the previous 2 years!
Go Tigers 🐅
37 to 16 Clemson
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Walk-On [137]
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Re: DUKE WEEK LIMERICKS
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Aug 30, 2023, 1:41 AM
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In the Clemson vs. Duke football fray,
Duke hoped for a glorious display,
But the Tigers roared loud,
With skills so endowed,
That Duke left a dookie in disarray.
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Walk-On [137]
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It was on Labor Day night,
A Clemson vs. Duke football fight,
Duke's defense did strive,
But Klubnick's throws would arrive,
Flushing the Dookies like a river's rapid might.
CLEMSON 31, DUKE 3
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Rival Killer [2806]
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Aug 30, 2023, 5:39 AM
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Into town came a team they called Duke
Riding bad schedule wins, such a fluke
But they came on in
They gave it a spin
Outta town they left rebranded Puke
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Standout [345]
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Aug 30, 2023, 11:33 AM
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At the stadium called “Wallace Wade”
More orange than blue’ll be arrayed.
The Dookies will yield
Or’nge over the field—
Th’ ball skillfully dished out by Cade.
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Paw Master [17257]
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Aug 30, 2023, 1:13 PM
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“Don’t sleep on Duke’s defense,” they say.
“Those cornerbacks know how to play!”
They’re better than normal,
But normal’s a formal
Disaster, and we’ll make them pay.
“Duke is good” = mythology
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Paw Master [17257]
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Aug 31, 2023, 8:02 AM
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This year, our attainable goals
Include double CFP bowls,
But greatness is won
With small things well done.
To start with, rake Duke over coals.
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Paw Master [17257]
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Aug 31, 2023, 1:25 PM
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A Duke man (did not catch his name)
Sat near me at dinner. He came
To savor French wine,
Hobnob, and fine-dine.
He said (about Monday), “What game?”
…and that’s the “fan” base, folks.
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Paw Master [17257]
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Aug 31, 2023, 4:43 PM
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When Duke Football heads to the field,
Each player will pause and will yield
A moment of rev’rence
(Despite his late sev’rance)
When Coach K’s stone bust is revealed.
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Roses are Red and Duke is Blue
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Aug 31, 2023, 4:44 PM
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and they suck ...
too
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Paw Master [17257]
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Re: DUKE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 1, 2023, 7:30 AM
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Blue Devils: ghey vampires with smarts.
As soon as this football game starts,
Will Shipley and Maf
Are gonna go off
And drive an Or’nge spike through their hearts.
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Paw Master [17257]
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Re: DUKE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 2, 2023, 9:56 PM
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Whenever Coots play on TV,
The booth guys, inevitably,
Tout only two things -
The clout that Frank brings,
And ‘how ‘bout that great SEC’…
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Paw Master [17257]
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Sep 3, 2023, 8:42 AM
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Enjoyed watching Coçk flops last night!
They didn’t put up near the fight
That Duke will tomorrow,
But we’ll cause more sorrow -
Our defense will lock them down tight.
Snap. The. Ball.
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Campus Hero [13735]
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Sep 3, 2023, 10:00 AM
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There once was a team up in Durham
Whose fans came by the tens to cheer em
Children of RatFace they were
But the shape of this ball seemed qwer
Now they have been exposed as Her-Men.
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Paw Master [17257]
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Sep 4, 2023, 6:32 AM
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Our hunger leaves no room for fear.
Consuming Or’nge fire will be here
In Durham tonight
To set things alight
And burn ev’ry hope for Duke’s year.
TIGHTEN UP YOUR JOCKS, DUKIES.
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Re: DUKE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 4, 2023, 6:46 AM
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The Tigers will Win,
And stuff Duke again,
We're back on the Trail,
Pitchforks can go to Heyall,
And think about what Might Have Been.
Am I doin' it rite?
Seems kind of trite.
But though these words may blow,
Everybody knows,
I still has the bright.
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Paw Master [17257]
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Re: DUKE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 4, 2023, 7:15 PM
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There’s only one hour to go.
If you’re a Duke fan, then you know
How this will go down -
When Clemson’s in town,
Your high hopes get chopped way down low.
Let’s gooooooo
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