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Devil's in the details...'Dad Jokes' shall carry on.
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Nov 11, 2025, 8:08 AM
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While eternity may have merits...when the 'ship' arrived three things were obvious...bourbon, bacon and music aren't allowed. Well...I have principles...so!
To the angst of many and, maybe, the delight of a few, we 'denizens of dad joke disasters' will plow ahead, needling the miserable and reveling in our sublimely off-kilter world views! No bourbon, bacon or music...now that's hail!
Did you know that if you garden in your back yard naked, your neighbors will build a privacy fence for you...at absolutely no cost! 
Put some heat into this day, Tiger Nation! Brrr...! Go Tigers, ALWAYS!
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Re: Devil's in the details...'Dad Jokes' shall carry on.
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Nov 11, 2025, 8:10 AM
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I’m a little worried
I looked at my calendar and
My days are numbered. . . .
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Re: Devil's in the details...'Dad Jokes' shall carry on.
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Nov 11, 2025, 8:10 AM
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Why did the doctor send the book to the hospital? To get its appendix out! :0)
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Re: Devil's in the details...'Dad Jokes' shall carry on.
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Nov 11, 2025, 8:14 AM
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“Thank you!” to all Veterans and “Thank you!” to their Families. Veterans could not go and do what we did without a solid support foundation at home.
Why are there no knock-knock jokes about the American military?
Because freedom rings!
And freedom rings everyday and all day when you have military-grade tinnitus.
How do different military branches use stars?
The Army sleeps under the stars.
The Navy navigates by the stars.
The Air Force chooses hotels by the stars. Marines get gold star stickers after they finish eating the whole box of crayons.
Army: "HOOAH!"
Marines: "OORAH!"
Navy and Coast Guard: "HOOOYAH!"
Air Force "OKEY DOKEY!"
Thanks to BigAl31, yesterday we learned about Navy beans and dishonorable discharge.
GO ARMY! BEAT Navy!
GO TIGERS! BEAT ‘EM ALL!
Message was edited by: TigerRancher®
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Re: Devil's in the details...'Dad Jokes' shall carry on.
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Nov 11, 2025, 8:22 AM
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🤔
Thanks for the advice Salty. We need a privacy fence!!!
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Footwear
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Nov 11, 2025, 8:44 AM
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Re: Devil's in the details...'Dad Jokes' shall carry on.
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Nov 11, 2025, 8:51 AM
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I wanted to take a picture of the fog the other morning, but I mist my chance.
I guess I could dew it another day.
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Re: Devil's in the details...'Dad Jokes' shall carry on.
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Nov 11, 2025, 9:04 AM
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What is E.T. short for?
Because he has tiny little legs.
Please don’t ban me….
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Ultimate Clemson Legend [109427]
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lol, +1***
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Nov 11, 2025, 11:00 AM
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Re: Devil's in the details...'Dad Jokes' shall carry on.
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Nov 11, 2025, 11:12 AM
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My wife is mad that I have no sense of direction. So, I packed up my stuff and right.
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