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Dad Joke...Jersey accent style!
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Dad Joke...Jersey accent style!

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Jan 16, 2025, 6:20 AM
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What do you call a fake noodle?


An impasta!


Come on! It beats yesterday's edition...low bar, I realize! :)

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Re: Dad Joke...Jersey accent style!

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Jan 16, 2025, 6:25 AM
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A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners. The lady says, "Come Again!"
The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."

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I try to save a life a day, usually it is my own.


I believe your calendar

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Jan 16, 2025, 6:27 AM
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Is better than mine, Jedi Kermit® !

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Was that Monika?***

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Jan 16, 2025, 7:33 AM [ in reply to Re: Dad Joke...Jersey accent style! ]
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Which nationalities prefer the urinal

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Jan 16, 2025, 10:21 AM
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in a restroom?

Europeein!

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"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."

"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."


Yo, why was the shark sad?

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Jan 16, 2025, 10:23 AM
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Because it lost its porpoise!

Bada Bing!

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How do you keep Gamecocks out of your yard?
• Put up goal posts
What does a Gamecock grad call a Clemson Tiger grad in 2 years?
• Boss


Keep em comin.*

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Jan 16, 2025, 10:32 AM
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qqqqqq

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Re: Dad Joke...Jersey accent style!

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Jan 16, 2025, 10:42 AM
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What is forest Gump's password?

1forest1

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Re: Dad Joke...Jersey accent style!

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Jan 16, 2025, 1:39 PM
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I like runForestrun

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