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'Dad Joke' Thursday

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'Dad Joke' Thursday

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Feb 20, 2025, 8:03 AM

I told Mrs. Salty we need to save and not travel as much. So...she went by herself and we saved 50%. (I don't think she grasped my meaning...

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I had a drink at the bar, so decided to take a bus home. That may not seem like a big deal to you...but I've never driven a bus before.

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Feb 20, 2025, 8:26 AM

Thanks! Your post at least gives me a smile every day ☺

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Feb 20, 2025, 8:30 AM

What time do you go to the dentist?

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Feb 20, 2025, 8:43 AM

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Took me a while to figure it out.

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Feb 20, 2025, 8:47 AM

Did you know that milk is the fastest liquid in earth?
It’s pasteurized before you even see it!!

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Feb 20, 2025, 8:51 AM

What happens when a microscope crashes into a telescope?

They kaleidoscope.

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I got a job at a 'Paperless' office!

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Feb 20, 2025, 10:07 AM

Everything was great until I needed to use the bathroom!!

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Feb 20, 2025, 12:20 PM

Male and female antennas were on a roof, been there for years. As "nature" would have it they fell in love and got married. The wedding ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was unbelievable.

Pair of jumper cables walk into a bar and ask for a drink. Bartender looks them over and finally says, "Ok, but don't start anything".

You hear about the circus fire the other day.... It was in tents.

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Feb 20, 2025, 2:28 PM

I'm so old that when I was born the rainbow was black and white..

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