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Chuck Norris shot
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Dec 30, 2023, 8:11 PM
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I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but while in central America filming an upcoming movie, fame actor Chuck Norris was accidentally shot in the face. Funeral arrangements have been made for Wednesday, January 2 at 1pm for the bullet.
Ok I figured we needed some entertainment tonight. Sure didn't get any from the Orange Bowl.
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Re: Chuck Norris shot
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Dec 30, 2023, 8:13 PM
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Sick humor.
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Re: Chuck Norris shot
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Dec 30, 2023, 8:17 PM
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Pathetic!
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Re: Chuck Norris shot
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Dec 30, 2023, 8:21 PM
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Re: Chuck Norris shot
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Dec 30, 2023, 8:32 PM
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What a dumb ### post on tnet!
I hope some will pray for your stupidity to end. I will not !
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It wasnt MY post
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Dec 30, 2023, 8:39 PM
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Nimrod
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Re: It wasnt MY post
Dec 31, 2023, 4:42 PM
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Obviously the initial post was not made by you!!!!!
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Re: It wasnt MY post
Dec 31, 2023, 5:19 PM
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I’m not related to Noah in any way.
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National Champion [7198]
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If Chuck was actually shot he
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Dec 30, 2023, 8:40 PM
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Pulled the bullet out of his face and laughed.
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Re: Chuck Norris shot
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Dec 30, 2023, 9:00 PM
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I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but while in central America filming an upcoming movie, fame actor Chuck Norris was accidentally shot in the face. Funeral arrangements have been made for Wednesday, January 2 at 1pm for the bullet.
Ok I figured we needed some entertainment tonight. Sure didn't get any from the Orange Bowl.
Disgusting post!!!
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Re: Chuck Norris shot
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Dec 30, 2023, 9:06 PM
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Your sad the bullet is getting a funeral?
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Re: Chuck Norris shot
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Dec 30, 2023, 9:10 PM
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And your not? There are 3 young pellets left all alone. Show some compassion.
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Re: Pathetic And Demented Dude ---
Dec 30, 2023, 9:03 PM
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If you want some attention....go to a strip club.
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Re: Chuck Norris shot
Dec 30, 2023, 9:04 PM
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Mods please remove.
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Dec 30, 2023, 9:05 PM
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That’s funny
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Re: Chuck Norris shot
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Dec 30, 2023, 9:12 PM
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Ironcat - I laughed.
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Re: Chuck Norris shot
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Dec 30, 2023, 10:55 PM
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lol I did too and still am
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Poo-poo, you never were anything but
Dec 30, 2023, 11:05 PM
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worse than you imagined.
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Why is this so triggering?
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Dec 30, 2023, 9:13 PM
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Have y'all read any other Chuck Norris jokes? This may be tame compared to some others out there ....
Can please all the people, all the time I suppose.
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Re: Chuck Norris shot
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Dec 30, 2023, 9:16 PM
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Nice to have some humor every once in a while. Nothing wrong with your post.
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Re: Chuck Norris shot
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Dec 30, 2023, 10:32 PM
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Death is NEVER funny to joke about
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Are you dead set about that?
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Dec 30, 2023, 10:35 PM
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💀
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Re: Are you dead set about that?
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Dec 30, 2023, 10:49 PM
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My doctor advised me to kill people. Not in such words of course, he just said that I must diminish the amount of stress in my life.
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Re: Chuck Norris shot
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Dec 30, 2023, 10:37 PM
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Dark humor, yes…but I thought it was funny. I don’t think death is off limits. Have a friend whose dad was a minister…he joked about death all the time. Whenever he would speak of someone dying…he’d say they were ‘deader’n a mackerel’. Haha.
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Re: Chuck Norris shot
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Dec 30, 2023, 11:58 PM
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I heard in the movies and heard some in the family say he/she is graveyard dead. And go to this or that funeral home because they plant them good.
Death in this world is one thing that's going to happen whether you ignore it or not.
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I feel like your goal is so close to being achieved.
Dec 30, 2023, 10:40 PM
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I genuinely do. One day, you're gonna wake up and not be the miserable lardbag that makes an hourly wage, driving a truck he can't afford.
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Re: I feel like your goal is so close to being achieved.
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Dec 30, 2023, 10:58 PM
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hey pot meet my friend kettle, he’s a miserable lardbag like you
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Heisman Winner [79937]
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Third Scok I'll call you out.
Dec 30, 2023, 11:54 PM
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Post pics. You claim to have pics of me. Pics, old chunk. Let's see um. Unless you're scared.
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Let's settle this pinecoot.
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Dec 30, 2023, 11:56 PM
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Let's see your blubber you wish I actually had, loli
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Coward gonna cower
Dec 31, 2023, 2:19 PM
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just like you didn't show up when Old Mike was gonna house call you in the Mellow Mushroom parking lot lift2heavy 😂
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Impossible. Chuck was in the Secret Service during Kennedy...
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Dec 30, 2023, 10:40 PM
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He was Secret Service for JFKs motorcade in Texas. Chuck was 20 yards in front of the Lincoln. When the 2nd shot was fired, Chuck deflected it with his beard. Kennedy's head blew up out of amazement.
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Re: Chuck Norris shot
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Dec 30, 2023, 11:54 PM
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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