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Clemson Sports Icon [55940]
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Some #### going down on my road
Aug 14, 2019, 8:09 AM
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My road is weird. It's a 2 lane back road extension of a main regional road that dead ends into a river. I don't mean dead ends at a nice little landing. I mean the road ends and drops off into the river. An out of town family died there one night because some kids took up the road ends signs.
So everybody who comes down the road we pretty much know. It's right outside of town far enough out that the county cops never come down it, so the town cops don't have jurisdiction but we all have their numbers so they come and help with any issues.
Which is why it is weird as hell that a state trooper would be coming down the road this morning as I was leaving for work.
This usually happens for one of two reasons. There are junkies causing trouble (cop wasn't speeding or had lights on) or, like almost every cop I know, he's dinking down some poor boy's wife when he leaves for work.
Now just have to figure out who it is.
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TigerNet Champion [113061]
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Easy solution. Move. And leave your wife there.***
Aug 14, 2019, 8:11 AM
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Heisman Winner [84593]
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If we give it enough time, his wife will move and leave him
Aug 14, 2019, 8:19 AM
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there.
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Hmm, you passed him as YOU were leaving for work??
Aug 14, 2019, 8:29 AM
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I wonder where he was going?
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Re: Hmm, you passed him as YOU were leaving for work??***
Aug 14, 2019, 9:14 AM
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Oculus Spirit [40782]
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Totally can't be your wife
Aug 14, 2019, 9:11 AM
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Cause I was with her this morning.
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Re: Totally can't be your wife***
Aug 14, 2019, 9:14 AM
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TigerNet Champion [113061]
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He could be onto something, for real.
Aug 14, 2019, 9:19 AM
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In general, cops have pretty poor taste in women. Don't ask me how I know this, but I know this.
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Clemson Sports Icon [54383]
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She didn't tell you about the threesome?
Aug 14, 2019, 9:15 AM
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Bet that was a surprise...
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Oculus Spirit [40782]
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MMF is the DREAM***
Aug 14, 2019, 9:40 AM
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Re: MMF is HER DREAM*** Or misspelled FFM
Aug 14, 2019, 9:45 AM
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Either way.
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Oculus Spirit [40782]
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I aint misspell nothing***
Aug 14, 2019, 11:07 AM
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Dats cool, if that's your thing.
Aug 14, 2019, 11:35 AM
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I've never killed my dream 200lb 10+ (typical) buck, and I haven't had a FFM 3sum. So here's to much more hunting and ####!!!!
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Orange Blooded [3166]
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Having done both of those, I can kangfirm
Aug 14, 2019, 1:58 PM
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10 point bucks are exciting, but if you can only choose one, take Kat and Allison in the Laborde dormitory at UofSC (or go back in time 10-15 years ago before it was torn down and take them).
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Yeah, I severely underachieved in college***
Aug 14, 2019, 2:05 PM
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I think what’s going down is
Aug 14, 2019, 9:18 AM
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Your wife’s head on dem nutz
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Brings up a lunge poll question......unofficial of course...
Aug 14, 2019, 9:26 AM
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This should be interesting. Kinda interested to see....
When you hear her start to gag do you..... [Results]
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110%er [9879]
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Re: Brings up a lunge poll question......unofficial of course...
Aug 14, 2019, 9:50 AM
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*Sit on top of her face and lean forward to find the best angle
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TigerNet Champion [113061]
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The scenario is
Aug 14, 2019, 10:15 AM
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gagging. It happens. I gave the three possible responses. The situational stuff leading up to the gag is not important. I was curious as to the response to the scenario, not what led to it.
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TigerNet HOFer [124201]
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TigerNet HOFer [124201]
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TigerNet HOFer [124201]
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get more chloroform***
Aug 14, 2019, 9:53 AM
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Chloroform?
Aug 14, 2019, 11:19 AM
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More like Boroform
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Oculus Spirit [41401]
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Does this rag smell like chloroform?***
Aug 14, 2019, 1:07 PM
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FBcoach like***
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Aug 14, 2019, 9:54 AM
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