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Ring of Honor [21228]
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Birthday/Earth Day Dad Joke edition...
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Apr 22, 2025, 7:21 AM
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Yup...ol' Salty's 70th orbit will complete within the hour. It's the one thing in life I didn't rush!
Without much adieu, let's hop aboard the 'giggle train'.
For you all debating work today, here ya go!
"Sorry, I can't make it to work today. The mechanic says my motivator is blown, loose screws, no filter...and my tank's empty. Parts are on order, though!"
A touch of history, since I'm old enough to have (almost) lived it:
The Hittites developed iron, then sold it across the Near East...thus proving that those who smelt it, dealt it.
And, for the 'coloring just outside the lines crowd' (you know who you are!):
Husband walks behind his wife and says (Stupidly, I might add), "Your bum is getting to be the size of an old washing machine."
The wife kept quiet and come bedtime, the husband starts getting frisky.
The wife says..."I'm not starting this old washing machine for such a small load...you'll have to do it by hand!" 
Happy Earth Day, T-Net...get out and enjoy it! Tigers teams...grab the 'W'!
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Re: Birthday/Earth Day Dad Joke edition...
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Apr 22, 2025, 7:35 AM
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Where is the best place to sit when a submarine is diving? Inside. :0)
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Re: Birthday/Earth Day Dad Joke edition...
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Apr 22, 2025, 7:57 AM
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"My Tinder bio says that I have a corner office with views of the entire city, drive a $500,000 vehicle, and that I'm paid to travel. My dates never seem too happy when I tell them I'm a bus driver."
"A kindergarten teacher is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word 'definitely.' To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence. A student in the front raises her hand and says, 'The sky is definitely blue.' The teacher says, 'Well, that isn't entirely correct because sometimes it's gray and cloudy.' Another student says, 'Grass is definitely green.' The teacher again replies, 'If grass doesn't get enough water, it turns brown, so that isn't really correct either.' Finally, Billy raises his hand and asks the teacher, 'Do farts have lumps?'" "The teacher looks at Billy and says, 'That isn't really a question you want to ask in class discussion, but...no.' Billy replies, 'Then I definitely just $hit my pants.'"
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Re: Birthday/Earth Day Dad Joke edition...
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Apr 22, 2025, 8:01 AM
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Happy Birthday, Salty55! May you be blessed with many more!
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Ultimate Clemson Legend [100665]
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Happy birthday, hope its a good one.***
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Apr 22, 2025, 8:07 AM
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Ultimate Tiger [34248]
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Apr 22, 2025, 8:15 AM
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Happy Birthday Salty55®!
Hope you have a great day!!
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Re: Birthday/Earth Day Dad Joke edition...
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Apr 22, 2025, 8:17 AM
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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the pee is silent!
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Re: Birthday/Earth Day Dad Joke edition...
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Apr 22, 2025, 8:21 AM
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How do you handle a fear of elevators?
You take steps to avoid them!
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TigerNet Immortal [171611]
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Happy birthday!!! Enjoy your special day!!!***
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Apr 22, 2025, 8:27 AM
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Ring of Honor [23486]
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Happy Birthday Salty!
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Apr 22, 2025, 9:00 AM
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Here's wishes for many more!
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Ring of Honor [21228]
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Thanks, very much!
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Apr 22, 2025, 11:01 AM
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All of you! Much appreciated...and particularly enjoy your daily 'joking along'! Well done, all around!
BTW, very clever BigAl31® ! More truth in there than I should admit..but, what the heck!
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How much does a chimney cost?..
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Apr 22, 2025, 2:23 PM
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Nothing it's on the house..
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Ultimate Tiger [33175]
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Re: Birthday/Earth Day Dad Joke edition...
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Apr 22, 2025, 7:00 PM
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Happy birthday salty!
I bought a pen that can write underwater.
It can write other words as well.
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