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Best Movie Lines; Non-classic Edition
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Jul 14, 2024, 9:46 PM
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Whatcha got for best movie lines?
Oh Captain my Captain
If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball
You shut your mouth when you’re talking to me
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Re: Best Movie Lines; Non-classic Edition
Jul 14, 2024, 9:51 PM
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" not me,I'm in my prime"
" get busy living or get busy dying, that's ####### right"
Any great line from Django, Inglorious B,s or the Hateful 8 is great as well.
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We accept the love we think we deserve
Jul 15, 2024, 8:10 AM
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And my all time favorite is in “walk the line” after cash drives his tractor into the lake, Mrs Carter says “he’s messed up”
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Obviously youre not a golfer***
Jul 14, 2024, 9:51 PM
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Re: Obviously youre not a golfer***
Jul 14, 2024, 9:54 PM
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Oh but I am.
It’s in the hole!
Why don’t you just go home?
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Orange Blooded [2179]
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"Dude, tomorrow's already the 10th".............."far out man!"
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Jul 14, 2024, 10:06 PM
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"I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue"
"Dyin ain't much of a livin, boy"
"Are you not entertained?!"
yea, some of those are fairly classic, but those are all I got for now
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Re: Best Movie Lines; Non-classic Edition
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Jul 14, 2024, 9:58 PM
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Tnet specific quotes:
Sell crazy someplace else we're all stocked up here
You can't handle the truth
What we have here is a failure to communicate.
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Orange Blooded [2007]
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Re: Best Movie Lines; Non-classic Edition
Jul 14, 2024, 10:01 PM
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"Every man dies, not every man really lives."
In your best Scottish accent.
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Re: Best Movie Lines; Non-classic Edition
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Jul 14, 2024, 10:10 PM
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“You sounded taller on the radio “
And many other greats from Smokey and the Bandit
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Re: Best Movie Lines; Non-classic Edition
Jul 14, 2024, 10:22 PM
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I’ll be your huckleberry
I’ll be back
ADRIAN!!!
Life is like a box of chocolates,
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Re: Best Movie Lines; Non-classic Edition
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Jul 14, 2024, 10:24 PM
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It may not be a best line but I loved Caddyshack and You scratched my anchor or Four oh oh I should of yelled two
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Prepare for light speed....
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Jul 14, 2024, 10:30 PM
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Dark Helmet: No, no light speed is too slow,
Col. Sanders: Light speed is too slow??
Dark Helmet: We are going to have to go straight to....ludicrous speed!
A visual of spaceball one goes flying by ...
Barf: They've gone plaid!!
One of the best movies ever!
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Re: Best Movie Lines; Non-classic Edition
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Jul 14, 2024, 10:31 PM
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A flute with no holes is not a flute. A donut with no hole is a Danish
The last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.
Oh, this is your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must’ve been something before electricity.
This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.
You can't go! All the plants are gonna die
We're not Watusi. We're not Spartans. We're Americans, with a capital 'A', huh? You know what that means? Do ya? That means that our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world. We are the wretched refuse. We're the underdog. We're mutts!
We're all dogfaces, we're all very, very different, but there is one thing that we all have in common: we were all stupid enough to enlist in the Army
Now I know why I have always lost women to guys like you. I mean, it's not just the uniform. It's the stories that you tell. So much fun and imagination
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Re: Best Movie Lines; Non-classic Edition
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Jul 14, 2024, 10:32 PM
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Caeful you idi*ot. I said across her nose not up it.
Sorry sir I'm doing my best
Who made that man a gunner
I did sir. He's my cousin.
Who is he
He's an A--hole sir
I know that, what his name
That is his name, sir. Major A--hole
And his cousin?
An A--hole, too. Gunner Phillip A--hole.
How many A--holes we got on this ship anyhow?
Yo!
I knew it, I'm surrounded by A--holes
Keep firing A--holes
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Re: Best Movie Lines; Non-classic Edition
Jul 14, 2024, 10:32 PM
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FREEDDOMMMMMMM!!!!!!
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Ezekiel 25:17
Jul 14, 2024, 10:42 PM
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Re: Best Movie Lines; Non-classic Edition
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Jul 14, 2024, 10:49 PM
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we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f—ing Kaye
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Re: Best Movie Lines; Non-classic Edition
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Jul 14, 2024, 11:07 PM
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“And when Santa squeezes his fat white @$$ down that chimney tonight, he’s gonna find the jolliest bunch of @$$holes this side of the nuthouse.”
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Re: Best Movie Lines; Non-classic Edition
Jul 14, 2024, 11:13 PM
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"Of those who like to put their faith in mankind's inherent goodness, I have to ask, based on what, exactly?"
"It's amazing how physically exhausting it can be to do nothing"
"It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion."
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Re: Best Movie Lines; Non-classic Edition
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Jul 14, 2024, 11:27 PM
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"two men enter one man leaves"
Tina Turner
Mad Max Thunderdome
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Re: Best Movie Lines; Non-classic Edition
Jul 14, 2024, 11:31 PM
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Annette Bening said to Kevin Costner …
“I’m not afraid of you Charlie”.
Great line …
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Re: Best Movie Lines; Non-classic Edition
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Jul 14, 2024, 11:32 PM
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You your Mom are hillbillies. This is a house of learned doctors
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Why do they call her Lassie
Jul 14, 2024, 11:37 PM
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Pewee, They don’t make training rubbers
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Re: Best Movie Lines; Non-classic Edition
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Jul 15, 2024, 12:22 AM
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Prince Akeem: Good morning, my neighbors!
Neighbor: Hey, f**k you!
Prince Akeem: Yes! Yes! F**k you too!
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Re: Best Movie Lines; Non-classic Edition
Jul 15, 2024, 1:05 AM
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From the Waterboy. Drink up, now. I want you girls to sober up. Have faith in my Bobby.
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Keep your friends close and your enemies closer
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Jul 15, 2024, 7:45 AM
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Godfather
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"I'll see you soon" - and a few more.....
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"Don't you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby"
"We ain't found Sh**"
"They said you was hung" "And they was right"
"It's twuu, it's twuuuuu"
"Just a flesh wound"
"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?"
"Well I didn't vote for you"
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Re: Best Movie Lines; Non-classic Edition
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Jul 15, 2024, 8:12 AM
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Pay heem. Pay deet man his money.
Gopher Everette?
Dees boys on TigerNet is my Brain Trust
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Parks Closed Folks....Moose Outside Shoulda Told Ya
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Jul 15, 2024, 9:05 AM
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Vacation
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You're young and you got your health, what'd you want with a job?
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Jul 15, 2024, 9:36 AM
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Evelle: Do these balloons blow up into funny shapes and sizes?
Old Timer: No, not unless you think round is funny.
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I only remember:
Jul 15, 2024, 9:46 AM
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“I taught i taw a Puddykat”! Dates me doesn’t it.
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Is Office Space a non-classic, if so then the entire skrlpt ***
Jul 15, 2024, 9:43 AM
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..We have a pool and a pond. A pond would be good for you.***
Jul 15, 2024, 9:58 AM
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Re: Best Movie Lines; Non-classic Edition
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Jul 15, 2024, 10:02 AM
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“You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.”
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The first one might be a classic
Jul 15, 2024, 10:08 AM
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So I have 2.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tG25f13s2JA
“I’m Somebody, I’m Somebody!!!!!” - Steve Martin in The Jerk, running around when he found his name in the new phone book.
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Re: Best Movie Lines; Non-classic Edition
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Jul 15, 2024, 10:09 AM
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Po-ta-toes
Boil em
Mash em
Stick em in a stew
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Re: Best Movie Lines; Non-classic Edition
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Jul 15, 2024, 10:55 AM
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Conan : To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women
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Re: Best Movie Lines; Non-classic Edition
Jul 15, 2024, 11:07 AM
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"What's your name soldier?" "Number 2 sir"
"Broadsword calling Danny boy....Broadsword calling Danny Boy"
"Pick me out a winner Bobby"
"I'm still here you ########"
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"You ever been in a turkish prison?"***
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Re: Best Movie Lines; Non-classic Edition
Jul 15, 2024, 12:30 PM
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“I think we’re gonna need a bigger boat!”
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Re: Best Movie Lines; Non-classic Edition
Jul 15, 2024, 12:51 PM
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“...some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.” - Alfred, The Dark Knight (brilliantly delivered by the outstanding Michael Caine)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMb9OuDR-0I
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Re: Best Movie Lines; Non-classic Edition
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Jul 15, 2024, 1:58 PM
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Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Re: Best Movie Lines; Non-classic Edition
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Jul 15, 2024, 2:09 PM
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"Geographical oddity, 2 weeks from everywhere"
"I'm well acquainted with the laws in the state of Mississippi thank you!"
"What is you nationality?" "I'm a drunkard".
"We are the music makers and we are the dreamers of dreams"
"Just think of England and pull the trigger. Well, how 'bout it sir?"
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Re: Best Movie Lines; Non-classic Edition
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Jul 15, 2024, 2:15 PM
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“It was a pleasure doing business with you.”
Burt Reynolds
- The Best Little ##### House in Texas
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Re: Best Movie Lines; Non-classic Edition
Jul 15, 2024, 6:57 PM
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I believe Dolly replied, "It's a business doing pleasure with you."
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"What a bunch of losers.
Jul 15, 2024, 2:19 PM
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All we got on this team are #######, #####, ####, and a booger eatin' moron."
- Tanner from Bad News Bears
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Re: Best Movie Lines; Non-classic Edition
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Jul 15, 2024, 2:29 PM
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This is from The Life and Times of Judge Roy Bean with Paul Newman playing the Judge. His deputies had all married saloon girls and the Judge called them w hores when he got drunk one day. His deputies came with their wives asking for an apology. This is the Judge's apology:
"I ask you to note that I did not call you callous-a$$ strumpets, fornicatresses, or low-born gutter #####. But I did say "w hores." No escaping that. And for that slip of the tongue, I apologize."
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Re: Best Movie Lines; Non-classic Edition
Jul 15, 2024, 3:30 PM
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"Everytime I'm in the kitchen you in the kitchen in the got d@mn refrigerator..... I want some of that chicken I love pig feet!!!" ~John Witherspoon Friday..
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Re: Best Movie Lines; Non-classic Edition
Jul 15, 2024, 3:34 PM
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“You have no frame of reference here, Donny. You’re like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie …” Walter Sobchak
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Re: Best Movie Lines; Non-classic Edition
Jul 15, 2024, 3:37 PM
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This is my live by quote:
"Nobody, I mean nobody puts ketchup on a hot dog." Dirty Harry
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Re: Best Movie Lines; Non-classic Edition
Jul 15, 2024, 5:58 PM
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"You just shot an unarmed man".
Eastwood: "Well, he should have
armed himself."
Sundance Kid: "I can't swim".
Butch: "####, the fall will probably
kill us",
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Surely, You Can't be Serious?
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Jul 15, 2024, 6:15 PM
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"Surely, You Can't Be Serious? I Am Serious; and Stop Calling me Surely"! -Airplane
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Her insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase
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Jul 15, 2024, 7:15 PM
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And many others from RAISING ARIZONA
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Re: Her insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase
Jul 15, 2024, 7:21 PM
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Loved Raising Arizona. Those were the salad years.
Randall Tex Cobb was a Bad Man.
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Re: Best Movie Lines; Non-classic Edition
Jul 15, 2024, 7:50 PM
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“You got the kind of smarts that makes me wonder if you know the difference between a sneeze and a wet fart.”
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Re: Best Movie Lines; Non-classic Edition
Jul 15, 2024, 9:08 PM
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“That’s the way a conspiracy works - them boys on the grassy knoll? They was dead within 2 hours, buried in a shallow grave out past Terlingua.”
“You know that for a fact?”
“Still got the shovel…”
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Re: Best Movie Lines; Non-classic Edition
Jul 15, 2024, 10:34 PM
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"It's all in the reflexes."
"No matter where you go, there you are."
If anyone can name either of these movies, you will have gained my respect.
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I love the smell of napalm in the morning***
Jul 15, 2024, 11:37 PM
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Re: Best Movie Lines; Non-classic Edition
Jul 16, 2024, 12:19 AM
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I support the missionary’s position.
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