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Aah Haa...Thursday...'Dad Jokes'...
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Aah Haa...Thursday...'Dad Jokes'...

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Sep 11, 2025, 7:34 AM
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Be aware this thread and others such as music and 'What's for Supper' annoy a faction of T-Net considerably. Speaking only for myself, I'm fine with being their P.I.T.A. We're only one thread...there'll be at least ten of the same 'mindless whining' with no point. Selah!

Hmmm...if one teeth is a tooth...and one geese is a goose...shouldn't one sheep be a shoop?

More wisdom:
I believe water can solve all our problems! You want to lose weight? Drink water! You want clear skin? Drink up! Are you REALLY tired of someone? Drown them!

I'm not done!
A hillbilly went hunting in West Virginia...and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his truck and started to drive home when an ornery game warden who didn't like hillbillies confronted him. "You have a hunting license?" The hillbilly pulled out his WV license. The warden looked over the license, then picked up a duck and sniffed its but t, saying, "This is a Kentucky duck! You have a KY license?" The hillbilly showed him a KY license.

The warden sniffed a second duck's rear..."This is a Tennessee duck! You have a TN license?" The hillbilly pulled out his TN license. The warden, naturally, sniffed the third duck's rear. "This ain't no Tennessee duck...it's a Virginia duck. You got a Virginia huntin' license?" The hillbilly pulled out his VA license.

Extremely frustrated, the warden yelled, "Just where the heck are you from?" The hillbilly turned around, dropped his pants, bent over and said, "You tell me. You're the expert!" ;)

Beware the 'whine wardens' out there...don't let them ruin your day, Tiger Nation. Go Tigers, ALWAYS!

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lol***

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Sep 11, 2025, 7:47 AM
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up alone? Because it was two tired! :0) Have a meaningful Patriot Day today. Do something selfless for your neighbors or your country, please!

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Football

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Sep 11, 2025, 8:16 AM
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Sigh....

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Sep 11, 2025, 8:23 AM
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I was winning an argument with the wife, but then she took her top off.
I was speechless, it was a booby trap…

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Arguement

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Sep 11, 2025, 6:35 PM
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Dabo was in Charleston and happened up on a very sick
skinny Alligator. Dabo said whats wrong with you and
the Alligator said I've been eating Gamecock fans but
when you sling all of the sh!t out of them theres ony
blue jeans and tennis shoes to eat.

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