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CU Medallion [66349]
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The boss hired a new engineer for me to mentor
Apr 22, 2019, 8:40 PM
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She's 24, and I haven't told MauldinShe...how long should I wait ? For The record, they didn't have engineers like this when I was in school.
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CU Medallion [54759]
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they probably didn't have camera phones either
Apr 22, 2019, 8:52 PM
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that's me, inquiring about pigs, in case you were wondering
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Heisman Winner [138351]
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Re: The boss hired a new engineer for me to mentor
Apr 22, 2019, 9:10 PM
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All-In [38925]
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yes they were, they got poked fun of... and bullied :(
Apr 22, 2019, 9:59 PM
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for being a female in a male's world.
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CU Medallion [66349]
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As my boss told me
Apr 22, 2019, 10:08 PM
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Don't be an ###
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All-TigerNet [12098]
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Letterman [292]
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Re: Just went thru that the last 3 years.......
Apr 22, 2019, 11:07 PM
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Female engineer new grad(younger than my children), previously a gymnast and still looked the part. No pigs. I learned a long time ago to come clean about attractiveness with wifeof. However, in this case it was a complete no-win situation. I hid nothing. wifeof did not even think she was attractive(she wasn't looking in the right places). We did a lot of business travel together so I caught hell anyway. Thankfully, she did the millennial thing and chased a bigger salary and left recently.
CSCOkid says: come clean, expect hell regardless especially if you travel to conferences around the globe together.
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CU Medallion [66349]
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Just came clean
Apr 22, 2019, 11:09 PM
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That's what she said
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Letterman [292]
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Re: And just for full disclosure.....
Apr 22, 2019, 11:18 PM
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a sweetheart, super smart, great personality and extremely talented.......
as an engineer.
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Oculus Spirit [79304]
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Somebodies long con skoc***
Apr 23, 2019, 9:45 AM
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Oculus Spirit [79304]
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Jose Conseco?***
Apr 23, 2019, 9:52 AM
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All-TigerNet [10871]
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Well I’m single and this is pretty much all I got...
Apr 22, 2019, 11:25 PM
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I know actual pics aren’t gonna happen...but can you at least do us a solid and post one of a chick/celeb that looks like her??? If you can’t do that then can you at the very least try your best to look like her and post some pics? If all else fails and we’re just left with words and numbers, then I’ll settle for a description and some measurements. If not hers, then yours. And don’t be too generous...I’ll know when you’re lying.
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110%er [7182]
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Choo Choo MT!
Apr 23, 2019, 12:04 AM
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Yeah c’mon!!!
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Oculus Spirit [85963]
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Wait a second, are we actually pretending that either you
Apr 23, 2019, 8:01 AM
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or MauldinShe realistically believe that you would have a shot with a hot 24 yo FEMALE engineer?
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Heisman Winner [138351]
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I remember when 19She and I crossed that threshold together.
Apr 23, 2019, 8:16 AM
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She used to be worried sick about me flying back to Clemson games without her. And then one season, some 10 years ago give or take, she suddenly shifted to "you have permission to do whatever you want since we both know you have no shot at college-aged women."
I mean, that cuts to the soul, but fine...I'll give it the old college try. Didn't work.
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Oculus Spirit [85963]
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Did you try giving one of them $200?
Apr 23, 2019, 8:18 AM
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~Carlsbad® probably
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Oculus Spirit [79304]
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highly underpointed post righcheer***
Apr 23, 2019, 9:39 AM
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Oculus Spirit [81386]
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Samesies.
Apr 24, 2019, 10:25 AM
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My wife used to say the same things. I always replied with "I was there for 7 years and could barely get laid. What magic do you think I've gained with college aged chicks in 20+ years?"
My wife doesn't care any more, either.
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So she needs to inquire about some more robots
Apr 23, 2019, 8:09 AM
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up in that biznitch.
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Oculus Spirit [75902]
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Good luck.***
Apr 23, 2019, 8:10 AM
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Hall of Famer [23994]
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Women engineers lulz
Apr 23, 2019, 8:18 AM
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They're a 7 in the office but a 3 out in real life
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Oculus Spirit [85963]
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I dated two in college, both 7s by my ranking***
Apr 23, 2019, 8:19 AM
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Oculus Spirit [85963]
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Pics
Apr 23, 2019, 8:24 AM
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not attached...
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Hall of Famer [23994]
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Hall of Famer [20588]
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We could judge for ourselves if that pig would ever load.***
Apr 23, 2019, 8:58 AM
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Oculus Spirit [79304]
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OK foist of all PIGS
Apr 23, 2019, 9:33 AM
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Second of all, I have 2 direct employees. The only juan I work with is a 24 F recent Clemson grad, no pigs. Wife has been giving me grief ever since hiring her. Then she saw her and for some reason has calmed down. Not sure why cause she aint ugly.
Moral of the story, go ahead and tell the wife. It will make her jealous and give you the high ground to judge her for judging you for simply doing your job.
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PIGS??***
Apr 23, 2019, 9:47 AM
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Oculus Spirit [79304]
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Pig attached
Apr 23, 2019, 9:51 AM
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is not of her but best celebrity I could find a resemblance to.
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Hall of Famer [20588]
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Re: Pig attached
Apr 23, 2019, 9:55 AM
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Now I need actual pig of her so I can compare to confirm
Apr 23, 2019, 9:56 AM
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your comparison.
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Oculus Spirit [79304]
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That pig
Apr 23, 2019, 10:26 AM
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will not be loaded.
note the comparison is mostly on body type, jaw line, eyes and hair. face not really 100% match but best I could think of. IF they were beside one another and SMG wasn't all Hollywooded up, you might think they're sister.
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Oculus Spirit [79006]
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dang, you bangin that?
Apr 23, 2019, 10:27 AM
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Oculus Spirit [79304]
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Yes
Apr 23, 2019, 10:38 AM
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No
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All-In [46906]
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If only there was a JSC and WSB
Apr 23, 2019, 9:45 AM
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Also, how long has she worked with you and Mauldinshe doesn't know? Any answer over 2 minutes and you're screwed.
But then again you're borderline Duggar situation, so it's not like you or her are going anywhere.
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CU Medallion [54759]
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we've apparently hired a new female arch, recently grad'd
Apr 23, 2019, 9:52 AM
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but that's all I know....hasn't started yet, haven't seen her uh...'resume'...
I saw 2 new hires yesterday morning, and was REALLY hoping that the one that matched the 'female & recently grad'd' description was the new addition to the dept.
because she looked really really really 'smart'.
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CU Medallion [54759]
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got a name, quick interwebs social media search performed
Apr 23, 2019, 10:40 AM
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Oculus Spirit [79304]
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So what you're saying is she doesn't look
Apr 23, 2019, 10:45 AM
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"smart"?
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CU Medallion [54759]
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she looks smart
Apr 23, 2019, 10:46 AM
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just without the quotation marks.
plus, she's a horse-person.
not like a centaur, or anything...just into equestrian things.
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Oculus Spirit [79304]
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So she's not the girl Tote1 posted to WSB?
Apr 23, 2019, 10:52 AM
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Usually dough, equastrian girls have a fat donk from bouncing on all them horses all the time. So she might look good from the waste down.
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CU Medallion [54759]
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have only seen linkedin headshot
Apr 23, 2019, 10:54 AM
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obviously, further exploration will be necessary.
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Orange Blooded [3166]
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got a solid chuckle out of
Apr 23, 2019, 11:59 AM
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"not like a centaur"
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CU Medallion [54759]
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hold your chuckle for the time being
Apr 23, 2019, 12:01 PM
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like I told Tickle_It, I haven't seen the lower body yet.
We could very well be dealing with a centaur situation
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Oculus Spirit [85963]
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not on buddybook?
Apr 23, 2019, 12:07 PM
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insta?
random google image search?
do you not even staulk, bruh?
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CU Medallion [54759]
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Oculus Spirit [79304]
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Grate
Apr 24, 2019, 10:22 AM
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pigs of the horse-girl?
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CU Medallion [54759]
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not really worth it
Apr 24, 2019, 11:11 AM
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again, haven't seen dat booty juss yet, supposedly making introductions later today.
Will report back, and gauge the necessity for further social media investigations
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Don't forget sideways ninja.***
Apr 24, 2019, 11:15 AM
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CU Medallion [54759]
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Bengaline Mode: ACTIVATED
Apr 24, 2019, 12:10 PM
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well, I mean...not yet. Maybe later
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CU Medallion [54759]
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Introductions have been made
Apr 24, 2019, 4:01 PM
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no further exploration is warranted.
Better luck to MauldinT in his endeavors
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Oculus Spirit [97932]
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They did, they just look hotter now that you're a dirty old
Apr 23, 2019, 9:52 AM
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man.
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Post a picture of her with one of those
Apr 23, 2019, 10:37 AM
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rectangular boxes over her eyes.
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Oculus Spirit [79304]
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Re: Post a picture of her with one of those
Apr 23, 2019, 10:40 AM
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Varsity [206]
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Wait a minute. You never actually said she looks good.
Apr 23, 2019, 10:45 AM
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You just said they didn't have engineers like that when you were in school. That could mean anything.
So, is she hot or not?
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CU Medallion [66349]
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Core wrecked. I did not say she was hot
Apr 23, 2019, 11:43 AM
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some of you people need to bone up on your rules
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Oculus Spirit [79304]
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How can we get our bones up
Apr 23, 2019, 11:45 AM
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if you won't post pigs???!!?!???
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Oculus Spirit [94279]
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Pigs or you're lying.
Apr 23, 2019, 4:07 PM
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Specifically pigs of hooters. Turn the office thermostat down to 50 first. OK?
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All-TigerNet [12270]
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so, how long are you going to be mentoring her, asking
Apr 23, 2019, 4:45 PM
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for a friend.
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Heisman Winner [105934]
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LOL. I know what you look like and, trust me, your wife is
Apr 24, 2019, 11:41 AM
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just going to laugh.
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