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Question for veteran pool owners
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Question for veteran pool owners

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Apr 11, 2024, 9:08 AM
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Wind this morning blew over some porcelain thing my wife had on our pool deck (yes, I’m aware of how colossally stupid this was), and it shattered with at least some getting in the pool. It’s a 10,000 gallon chlorine pool w cartridge filters. I have a really good pool vac that’s self-contained rather than using the pump for suction.

I know the dork answer is to drain it entirely etc etc. Can I reasonably just let the pump stay off for a few days to let everything settle and run the vacuum over and over and over?

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Will many people be walking on the bottom of your pool?***

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Apr 11, 2024, 9:11 AM
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Im looking for someone to tell me I dont have to

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Apr 11, 2024, 9:13 AM
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Buy a god ###### sump pump and drain the entire mother ####### pool

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Why would you buy a sump pump?


Apr 11, 2024, 7:22 PM
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You already have a pump to your pool. It should have a reverse feature that you drain the pool from should you need to…you just attach a hose to it and run it out to your street. It’s not a complicated setup, any pool store will have what you need.

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Re: Why would you buy a sump pump?


Apr 11, 2024, 7:32 PM
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Not what I’ve been told, maybe it’s the cartridge filter system I have that doesn’t have a backwash. I hear people say using your pool pump to drain the pool will burn out the pump, and you don’t want to pull shards into the pump & filter.

I’m not emptying it anyway, I’m running the pool vac a bunch of times in a row & sweeping the edges & sides towards the middle every couple cycles. It really wasn’t that bad.

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Pigs of wife would help

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Apr 11, 2024, 9:14 AM
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me make a more educated response

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I would, but shes preggo, and I dont think yall would like big full milk tids***

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Apr 11, 2024, 10:36 AM
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Wat? It's like you've never been here before***

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Apr 11, 2024, 10:44 AM
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JFC, Chaz, it's like you don't even know me

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Apr 11, 2024, 10:52 AM [ in reply to I would, but shes preggo, and I dont think yall would like big full milk tids*** ]
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Re: I would, but shes preggo, and I dont think yall would like big full milk tids***

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Apr 11, 2024, 10:53 AM [ in reply to I would, but shes preggo, and I dont think yall would like big full milk tids*** ]
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Oh, and for good measure

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Apr 11, 2024, 10:55 AM [ in reply to I would, but shes preggo, and I dont think yall would like big full milk tids*** ]
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Re: I would, but shes preggo, and I dont think yall would like big full milk tids***

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Apr 11, 2024, 10:57 AM [ in reply to I would, but shes preggo, and I dont think yall would like big full milk tids*** ]
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Re: I would, but shes preggo, and I dont think yall would like big full milk tids***

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Apr 11, 2024, 11:20 AM [ in reply to I would, but shes preggo, and I dont think yall would like big full milk tids*** ]
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Re: I would, but shes preggo, and I dont think yall would like big full milk tids***

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Apr 11, 2024, 11:50 AM [ in reply to I would, but shes preggo, and I dont think yall would like big full milk tids*** ]
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I for one am glad you are stopping. You are one of the most ignorant posters ever. You obviously think very highly of your own opinion, unlike the rest of us - RockHillTiger


Re: I would, but shes preggo, and I dont think yall would like big full milk tids***

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Apr 11, 2024, 12:17 PM [ in reply to I would, but shes preggo, and I dont think yall would like big full milk tids*** ]
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That wind was crazy.***

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Apr 11, 2024, 9:22 AM
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Probably, but first things are always first.

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Apr 11, 2024, 9:24 AM
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Ruthlessly demean your wife followed by divorce papers and a blue ink pen, with some commentary about "the last straw".

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Just get a snorkel mask and get down there to pick up any pieces, then vacuum.

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Apr 11, 2024, 9:28 AM
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Don't need to wait a few days or turn off your pump unless you are just trying to fugg with the wife.

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wait

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Apr 11, 2024, 9:34 AM
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is the snorkel for the pool or the wife?

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Yes***

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Apr 11, 2024, 10:13 AM
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ILYSM

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Apr 11, 2024, 10:29 AM [ in reply to Just get a snorkel mask and get down there to pick up any pieces, then vacuum. ]
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Re: ILYSM

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Apr 11, 2024, 10:39 AM
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I'll let you sects me ?

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Apr 11, 2024, 10:53 AM [ in reply to ILYSM ]
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A bidet on the pool deck.

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Apr 11, 2024, 9:30 AM
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That’s doctor money right there.

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Columbia eleet***

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Apr 11, 2024, 9:31 AM
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Tallest midget***

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Apr 11, 2024, 9:42 AM
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I mean really the only reasonable and ethical thing to do is to

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Apr 11, 2024, 9:32 AM
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cumm in your wife's hair.

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Just....

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Apr 11, 2024, 9:46 AM
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Empty the lint trap. Jeeeez

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Well I'm not sure why no one has told you the obvious first step.

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Apr 11, 2024, 10:34 AM
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You have to put the milk in the freezer.

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GO TIGERS!!


^^^^ This did the trick. My man***

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Apr 11, 2024, 7:33 PM [ in reply to Just.... ]
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just lol at not having a pool boy to do this for you

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Apr 11, 2024, 10:15 AM
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So poor and uncucked

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For realz. If I was a surgeon I would just call the pool guy.***


Apr 11, 2024, 11:19 AM
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I enjoy working & choring & piddling. I come from a long line of piddlers.***

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Apr 11, 2024, 7:34 PM
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#metoo***


Apr 11, 2024, 8:02 PM
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Go down to the local afterschool center and

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Apr 11, 2024, 10:24 AM
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invite the kids over for a swim.
Pick the porcelain pieces out of their feet and stitch them up as they find it.
Charge for the stitching

Profit

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Re: Question for veteran pool owners

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Apr 11, 2024, 10:25 AM
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I was never in the military but I’ll chime in anyways. I think your plan will work.

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Excellent suggestions as usual boys, I love you all dearly***

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Apr 11, 2024, 10:27 AM
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What size are the pieces?*

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Apr 11, 2024, 10:47 AM
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I mean the teds

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regardless, you are OWED some

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Apr 11, 2024, 11:10 AM
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Apology #### for having to deal with this.

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that is

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Apr 11, 2024, 11:11 AM
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Apology A_N_A_L

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Was gonna say... You know women never apologize.***


Apr 11, 2024, 11:39 AM
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1. Put milk in freezer

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Apr 11, 2024, 11:23 AM
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2. Burn down swimming pool and enjoy watching the water evaporate
3. Get broken pieces out
4. Post pigs of wife's tiddies full of melk
5. Refill pool
6. DON'T PUT BREAKABLES BY THE GD POOL U FUGGING IDIOT
7. Just because

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Hand filter the water with coffee filters and a bucket

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Apr 11, 2024, 12:35 PM
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Cant be too safe.

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Re: Question for veteran pool owners


Apr 11, 2024, 2:17 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJWlBfo5Oj0

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Walk around. You'll find them.***


Apr 11, 2024, 2:31 PM
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I like your funny words magic man


pay kids a nickel for every piece they find and bring up


Apr 11, 2024, 8:24 PM
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make it a game challenge. Extra $1 for smallest piece (you see, this is chessmaster level thinking)

you're out, what $5 max?

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