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Overheard at the barber shop
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Overheard at the barber shop

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Apr 16, 2024, 3:51 PM
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Barbershop I frequent on occasion. It's been there forever. Dudes in there look like they've worked there fiveever. Main decor is hair on the floor, guns, and trump. Lots of trump.

Anyhoo, these are country folks. Everyone seems to know everyone, except for me. Whatevs. They do a good job at a reasonable price.

Some dude was telling the barber dude about his daugher having a baby reveal. He said he didn't want to go because he wanted it to be a surprise when his grandkid was born. His wife told him no sir you are going to this babby reveal....it'll be something you don't want to miss.

So they have a party or shower or whatevs, then the son's mom was all like YAWL! YAWL COME OUT FRONT AND LOOK HERE! And everyone went to runnin outside to see what the fuss was about. The son is driving his camero, daughter in the passenger seat. Son does a burnout....AND BLUE SMOKE GOES EVERYWHERE and he was all like BO IT WAS THE GOSHDURNDEST THANG I'VE EVER SEEN I'LL NEVER FORGET JUST HOW CEWL THAT WUZ.


SMH. I don't think I even like people anymore. The end.

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What I'm taking away from this is that the man's son and daughter are having

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Apr 16, 2024, 3:55 PM
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a baby boy together and that's what it's all about boy.

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drunk at the putt putt.


Thats and blue tire smoke

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Apr 16, 2024, 3:56 PM
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But since it was a Camaro, are we sure it wasn't just burning oil?







HEYYYYY OOOOOOOO

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Yeah I suppose I Aero'd that up a bit. The son would be in-law


Apr 16, 2024, 3:56 PM [ in reply to What I'm taking away from this is that the man's son and daughter are having ]
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maybe. Or maybe not.

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Apr 16, 2024, 3:56 PM
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Apr 16, 2024, 3:58 PM
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Apr 16, 2024, 4:07 PM
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Apr 16, 2024, 5:01 PM
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You gotta go to a black barbershop


Apr 16, 2024, 4:12 PM
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https://youtu.be/Il9jJObx7FE?si=K2ZPoZAgK4Fd3LNw

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Apr 16, 2024, 4:28 PM
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A gender reveal I can finally get behind
byu/Droopy-San-Benanzio inUnexpected
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Lolwut***


Apr 16, 2024, 9:00 PM
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Yeah one of my local yocals from TR who I work with did this for their

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Apr 16, 2024, 4:32 PM
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babby reveal. I believe it was a camaro as well. She was made because it took so long to get the special tires in because they shipped from somewhere in Asia. Asspensive too for a babby reveal.

We did the like $10 popper things in the back yard with our kids. This makes babby number cinco for tiggle_it and we've never had a reveal party. Other than the initial revealing of my weanus to my wife to make said babby.

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At 5, did you even care any more?

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Apr 16, 2024, 5:08 PM
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I mean at this point, it's kinda like going to the grocery store. Which one?

Meh..what's the difference?

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Look, we didn't exactly plan all of these, butt when you're in the middle of

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Apr 17, 2024, 9:19 AM
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a tantric seggs seshun sometimes things just kinda happen and you can't exactly just throw her off when she's grinding your bone into dust.

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Dang son.

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Apr 16, 2024, 5:32 PM [ in reply to Yeah one of my local yocals from TR who I work with did this for their ]
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What semen booster are you chugging?

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drunk at the putt putt.


Duh

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Apr 17, 2024, 8:50 AM
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MOAR SEAMEN

It is regenerative

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Cemore Seamen***


Apr 17, 2024, 9:23 AM [ in reply to Dang son. ]
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Them's good people, my kinda folk.


Apr 16, 2024, 6:59 PM
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None of us speak that jibber jabber.

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Stay outta Slater***

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Apr 16, 2024, 7:18 PM
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If she's a hollerer, she'll be a screamer.
If she's a screamer, she'll get you arrested.


Was the Camaro SS or ZL1 ?***

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Apr 16, 2024, 8:36 PM
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Its a Hispanic barber shop.

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Apr 16, 2024, 8:58 PM
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6 cylinder with muffler delete and every accessory Pep Boys offers.

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Im so glad my kids were born before this reveal fad.

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Apr 16, 2024, 8:57 PM
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Yet one more way the masses have been convinced that every bit of the minutiae of their daily existence should be fascinating to the world around them.

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Apr 16, 2024, 10:56 PM
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Was hoping for black baby surprise

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Are we neighbors?***


Apr 17, 2024, 9:27 AM
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I like your funny words magic man


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