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OK, it is now official.


Aug 18, 2017, 2:13 PM

If you're still complaining about Balm welching on his bet, you are more of a problem to the P&R than Balm ever was.

I know, I know, it doesn't seem right.

It is.

All of the instrumentation, procedures, and math underlying my conclusion has been double checked and peer reviewed. The conclusion is 100% balls-on accurate.

So from here on out, you can quit your whining, or you can be worse than Balm.

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Falsehood flies, and truth comes limping after it, so that when men come to be undeceived, it is too late; the jest is over, and the tale hath had its effect: like a man, who hath thought of a good repartee when the discourse is changed, or the company parted; or like a physician, who hath found out an infallible medicine, after the patient is dead.
- Jonathan Swift


Thanks for handing down that edict, counselor.


Aug 18, 2017, 2:16 PM

By recent post logic in here, that makes you a WORSE liar than he is.

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Never lying at all would make one quite bad at it.***


Aug 18, 2017, 2:30 PM



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Falsehood flies, and truth comes limping after it, so that when men come to be undeceived, it is too late; the jest is over, and the tale hath had its effect: like a man, who hath thought of a good repartee when the discourse is changed, or the company parted; or like a physician, who hath found out an infallible medicine, after the patient is dead.
- Jonathan Swift


point of clarification.....


Aug 18, 2017, 2:17 PM

on this scale you've devised, where does balm complaining about people who used to complain about his welching but haven't for at least two months fall?

asking for a friend.

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Very reasonable question.


Aug 18, 2017, 2:23 PM

All of the measuring procedures were based on only those posts submitted prior to my post.

Therefore, Balm could submit posts with new complaints, and that would require a new analysis.

I'll keep all the instrumentation running in case its needed, but at some point I'm going to have to reconfigure it back to measuring the improper uses of "B-b-but..."

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Falsehood flies, and truth comes limping after it, so that when men come to be undeceived, it is too late; the jest is over, and the tale hath had its effect: like a man, who hath thought of a good repartee when the discourse is changed, or the company parted; or like a physician, who hath found out an infallible medicine, after the patient is dead.
- Jonathan Swift


I'm relatively new here


Aug 18, 2017, 2:19 PM

but Tigerbalm seems like an asshat.

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You're on a desert island with one CD to listen to forever.


Aug 18, 2017, 2:20 PM

Liz Phair or REM?

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You gotta narrow that down.


Aug 18, 2017, 2:23 PM

Out of Time..or Document?

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Document.


Aug 18, 2017, 2:24 PM

No question

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Yanni


Aug 18, 2017, 2:23 PM [ in reply to You're on a desert island with one CD to listen to forever. ]

GET SOME!

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Stan, this lab is for experienced P&R boreders only.


Aug 18, 2017, 2:24 PM [ in reply to I'm relatively new here ]

I'm sorry but you'll have to wait outside.

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Falsehood flies, and truth comes limping after it, so that when men come to be undeceived, it is too late; the jest is over, and the tale hath had its effect: like a man, who hath thought of a good repartee when the discourse is changed, or the company parted; or like a physician, who hath found out an infallible medicine, after the patient is dead.
- Jonathan Swift


RACIST!***


Aug 18, 2017, 2:25 PM



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Re: I'm relatively new here


Aug 18, 2017, 6:02 PM [ in reply to I'm relatively new here ]

Welcome. A word of wisdom from the ages:

"It is far better to be silent and thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."


Tigerbalm1 is a pillar of this community and a great patriot. Most of the people you're attempting to make common cause with have, more than once, been pilloried by Balm's unique intellect and humor.

I'm thinking of naming a daughter after her.

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"It is far better to be silent and thought a fool, than..."


Aug 18, 2017, 6:25 PM

Good advice.

Totally unrelated question: have you read some of your posts?

;)

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Re: "It is far better to be silent and thought a fool, than..."


Aug 18, 2017, 7:40 PM

I have and I agree with them wholeheartedly. I didn't mean to offend you, I was making a joke. Peace :)

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What was the bet?***


Aug 18, 2017, 2:50 PM



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"We establish no religion in this country, we mandate no belief. Nor will we ever. Church and state are, and must remain, separate." ~Ronald Reagan


Whoa, whoa.


Aug 18, 2017, 2:56 PM

Any additional posts about the subject matter would force a complete recalibration of the instrumentation.

There is a whole thread about the bet, very recent. You'll see it. Now if you will excuse me, I need to make sure none of these words altered the measurements. There goes my afternoon.

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Falsehood flies, and truth comes limping after it, so that when men come to be undeceived, it is too late; the jest is over, and the tale hath had its effect: like a man, who hath thought of a good repartee when the discourse is changed, or the company parted; or like a physician, who hath found out an infallible medicine, after the patient is dead.
- Jonathan Swift


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