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Sun is up, Saturday Dad-Jokesters!
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Sun is up, Saturday Dad-Jokesters!

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Apr 12, 2025, 8:12 AM
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Statistically speaking, six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy.


Your time on earth is limited.
Don't try and age with grace.
Age with mischief, audacity and a darn good story to tell!


A woman crashed her car and told the police the man she collided with was on his cell phone and drinking a beer.
The officer said he can do whatever he wants in his own living room.


I tapped my Uber driver on the shoulder...he almost messed himself, swerves, almost hits a bus and stops inches from a shop window, exclaiming, "Jeebus!" (family hour clean language inserted)
"Kinda jumpy aren't you? I only tapped your shoulder!"
"Sorry", said the driver, "It's my first day...I've been driving a freaking hearse the past 20 years!"

Have a great Saturday, T-Net! Go Tigers!

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Nothing goes faster than the speed of light except the weekend.

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Apr 12, 2025, 8:44 AM
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When you're young and you drop something, you pick it up. When you're older, you look at it and decide if you really need it right now.

What is four inches long and drives a woman crazy? An empty toilet paper roll.

I love my pillow because it gives me different hairstyles every day.

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Re: Sun is up, Saturday Dad-Jokesters!

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Apr 12, 2025, 8:46 AM
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Guess who I saw today?

Everyone that I looked at.

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Apr 12, 2025, 9:07 AM
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the tug abides


How much money does a skunk have?..

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Apr 12, 2025, 9:20 AM
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Just one scent...

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I try to save a life a day, usually it is my own.


Did the grape cry when someone stepped on it?

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Apr 12, 2025, 9:59 AM
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No, it just let out a little whine.

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