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This is a new one for me. I gotta date Friday. This girl doesn't speak a lick of

YeahBudddy · 2025-02-05T21:59:54.352Z

English. I speak enough Spanish that I was able to rizz her up and get her to go out with me. Straight up smoke and has HOOOOGE #######. They say something about Latin lovers and what not, getting your car keyed, gettin stabbed. All that. Wish me luck. #DatingInYour30s

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Mmmmmkay, so we got there and it was pretty nice. She's definitely a hottie

Feb 9, 2025, 5:48 PM

The meal was good but a little awkward, we were able to have enough of a conversation in broken english/spanish that we were able to vibe a little. I made her giggle and we had a good time, although there were several long moments of awkward silence because you know, we speak totes different languages. Her facial expressions were kinda giving me mixed signals throughout the whole deal, but I'm assuming that was cause she was confused at some of the things I was saying. I probably told her inadvertently that I wanted to eat her mother's cat or something. The painfully long awkward silences were making me think about aborting early and just going home. Then she got more giggly by her 2nd-3rd glasses of wine and was being more flirty, which loosened me up a bit. So I hung in here.

We went to grab a coffee and ice cream at Kaminsky's and she started to loosen up a little bit more, putting her head on my shoulder and #### while we were waiting in line to order, and then playing footsie at the table with me when we sat down.

When I walked her back to her car, I kinda got a little nervous and froze because normally, you have that little "I had a good time...yaddda yadda ya" which transitions into the hug/kiss, etc. conversation and I didn't really know what to say because I didn't know the words lol. So I just said "thanks for coming", and hugged her long and tight so I could feel dem tiddies up against my chest and when I went to pull away, she pulled me back in, said "smell good", then pulled my face back and laid a big wet sloppy one right on me. Tongue and everything. I reciprocated. I do remember her squeeing my asscheeks like an American girl would never do and pulling me in like she owned my ###, and that got me going pretty good. It was hot enough that I got a boner, which I normally don't just during making out. We rounded 1st base in the parking lot, I was able to say the line I'd memorized (quieres venir a mi casa) asking her if she wanted to come to my house and she basically said "not this time". I said "buenas noches" and left.

She texted me the next morning and said she had a nice time and wants to go out again this week.

So basically, this Venezuelan chick made me her beotch and has been texting me and we're supposed to go again. It's basically mine to lose at this point. I'm gonna be honest, she's hot and making out with her was nice, but it's a lot of effort with that language barrier and I wonder if I need to cut my losses before I get in too deep (literally)

TLDR: Date went good. I pussed out at the end because I didn't know what to do given the language barrier and she took control. Did not get laid but she left the door open for the future. Not sure if I want to pursue.

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This is a new one for me. I gotta date Friday. This girl doesn't speak a lick of

Enjoy your kidneys for a couple days.***

How do you say "organ harvesting" in Espanol ?***

HORCHATA CANNONS***

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We talking burrito sized flour tortilla

Re: NlPPLES IS BANNED?

The nips appear to be in the silver dollar range

So Tostito Rounds size

Can you, ya know, send photo evidence.

Check it out

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I gotchu fam

I was not going to send because they were not

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See, this is how it is done. You are a true gentleman and scholar.

And I definitely approve

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Ten cuidado con las chanclas.

¿Dónde están las putas fotos?***

Carry on my wayward son

Maybe you'll get lucky

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Only 3 words you need to know

Re: This is a new one for me. I gotta date Friday. This girl doesn't speak a lick of

You could save a lot of time if you just posted the pic***

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What is the date plan?

Pour a little hot sawce in the 4th hole before you pound it.

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How was the date? Give us details

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Mmmmmkay, so we got there and it was pretty nice. She's definitely a hottie

Congratulations

A pic would go a long way to the

Re: Mmmmmkay, so we got there and it was pretty nice. She's definitely a hottie

Go into great detail and tell us more about what we all want to know.....

Take her to the Appalachian Trail.....

mas despacio no comprende no entiendo what you say?

Bottle of moonlight

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no les agradamos***

A real man would learn Spainsh

no donar edit: Spanish***

In Spanish you're already married now***

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