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LUHVUL WEEK LIMERICKS
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LUHVUL WEEK LIMERICKS

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Oct 28, 2024, 8:04 AM
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Y’all love to score joints in an alley
And “love” by the dumpsters with “Sally.”
Just like the GameChickens,
Your team culture sickens.
Good luck scoring points in Death Valley.

Ain’t happ’nin, Cards.

TIGERS 41 BIRTYDIRDS 20

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Oct 28, 2024, 10:13 AM
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WHEN YOU ENTER THE GATES AT DEATH VALLEY,

BE SURE THAT YOU BRING SISTER SALLY,

FOR HER BLESSINGS ABOUNDING,

WILL HELP NURTURE THE POUNDING,

THAT THE TIGERS HAND OUT AS THEY RALLY!!

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Re: LUHVUL WEEK LIMERICKS

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Oct 28, 2024, 10:48 AM
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THIS WEEK IS A DATE WITH "THE VILLE",

THEY'LL BE SMILING AND LAUGHING, UNTIL,

THEIR TEAM LOOKS TO THE EAST,

AS WE UNLEASH THE BEAST,

AND WE RUN TO THE TOP OF "THE HILL"!!!

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Re: LUHVUL WEEK LIMERICKS

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Oct 28, 2024, 11:15 AM
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Shough is decent but he aint no Marino
If your fanbase was a car it'd be an El Camino
On Sat. big Mafah will eat
and several bombs Cade will complete
And the ROY Bus will run over you like a co-ed with Bobby Petrino


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Re: LUHVUL WEEK LIMERICKS

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Oct 28, 2024, 2:20 PM
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In Clemson, it’s “fam’ly comes first.”
Cards fans, don’t assume you can burst
Up into this scene
And act lewd and mean
Like you do at home. That’s the worst.

Pitiful, pitiful culture y’all have up there.

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Here is my try....

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Oct 28, 2024, 2:34 PM
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Lamar is gone
They are not the same
Gonna try and beat up Clemson
But they got no game
We will stomp them in the trenches
We will blast them of the line
Gonna run it down their throat
Cuz it is MAFAH TIME!

Go Tigers!!! 56-17

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• Put up goal posts
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• Boss


Re: LUHVUL WEEK LIMERICKS

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Oct 28, 2024, 2:39 PM
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Your gothic “L” logo’s ¡stupendo!
It’s like those decals for the window
Sold next to the Freon -
The kind that would be on
A Mexican gang member’s Pinto.



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Re: LUHVUL WEEK LIMERICKS

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Oct 29, 2024, 12:55 PM
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The Oculus wants a steep price
For not putting Card’nals on ice
Who step on its turf.
What is your life worf?
Bring bourbon - it might just suffice.

Wilt thy bourbon sufficeth the Oculus’s bloodthirst? Leave me a few bottles of Pappy and Blanton’s and I’ll put in a good word.

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Re: LUHVUL WEEK LIMERICKS

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Oct 29, 2024, 3:08 PM
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Each flat bill and jersey clad bruh
Who daps strangers up and says, “Yuh,”
Will head into town
With pants sagging down
To preface each “-vuhl” with a “Luh-.”

Bizarre creatures, I tell ya.

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Cardinals are red

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Oct 29, 2024, 5:08 PM
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Petrino sure blew.
Hey Lousyville,
We're going to pound you!

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Oct 31, 2024, 11:16 AM
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If all you Bird brains and yer little’ns
Are ‘customed to football game piddlin’s
In trashier places,
Seek out the good graces
Of poultry-like Coots in the Midlands.

Don’t bring your ilk ‘round these here parts.

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Oct 31, 2024, 9:06 PM
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Of all the great Halloween treats -
The goodies, the candies, the sweets -
The Card’nal equivalent
Is sadly ambivalent.
It’s one of those nobody eats.



Groce.

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Nov 2, 2024, 5:29 PM
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Happy Belated Halloween!

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Nov 2, 2024, 5:50 PM
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Happy Belated Halloween
With a bye week it has been
I have missed my limerick friend
May our Tigers D defend
And the Cards see a full house convene


Because of convene I think full house v royal flush makes more sense

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