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I don't get the point
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I don't get the point

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Jan 17, 2024, 10:32 AM
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of shooting ropes. It's not like anybody is going to see it.

1. I'm not trying to get her pregnant so volume doesn't matter.

2. It's going in a place that nobody is going to see the trajectory



3. If it dribbles out who cares? Nobody is going to notice

I could understand if it was going somewhere it could be seen. Then I would worry about it.

Obligatory:

https://i.chzbgr.com/full/5968611584/h8BA6BB14/ta-ta-thursdays-it-rubs-the-lotion-on-its-skin


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I like your funny words magic man


Re: I don't get the point

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Jan 17, 2024, 10:34 AM
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found the dribbler***

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Jan 17, 2024, 10:43 AM
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I like your funny words magic man


I'm not the one seemingly trying to cope with low volume peter sneezes***

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Jan 17, 2024, 10:51 AM
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The volume is there. The distance is not***

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Jan 17, 2024, 10:52 AM
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I like your funny words magic man


You sound like a man who is always in a hurry.

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Jan 17, 2024, 11:50 AM
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Try slowing things down a bit.

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Maybe change point number 2

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Jan 17, 2024, 10:34 AM
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just for funsies.

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But number 2 feels sooooo much better***

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Jan 17, 2024, 10:43 AM
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I like your funny words magic man


feels better***

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Jan 17, 2024, 10:45 AM
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Havent you said that youve let your physique go?


Jan 17, 2024, 10:45 AM
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Given that, it might be the only way that YOU know you’ve finished.

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Oh I still know. My wife still knows. Been disappointing her for 12 years now***

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Jan 17, 2024, 10:48 AM
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I like your funny words magic man


This is so GENEROUS

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Jan 17, 2024, 1:36 PM [ in reply to Havent you said that youve let your physique go? ]
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to say he has leg it “go” is like Krissy Metz proclaiming she has trimmed down.



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Oh they get seen ok.

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Jan 17, 2024, 12:24 PM
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by every MF that gets a ride in the back to that state trooper's car.

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I haven't seen or measured it since high school (which I think was a couple of

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Jan 17, 2024, 12:50 PM
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feet in distance) but given how easily I can get someone pregnant, I'd say it's still good. I'd wager that I might could not even have my pea-tear in her and still pant her back cavity walls if I aimed it right.

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Re: I haven't seen or measured it since high school (which I think was a couple of

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Jan 17, 2024, 1:22 PM
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What methodology did you use to measure it? At first thought, I’d think lining up your toes to tape on the floor and measuring to the furthest point your seed reached on the floor. The problem with that would be the unfair advantage to tall people. You’d either have to have everyone launch from the same height or apply a height adjustment using an approved standard formula.

Thoughts?

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I thought it was more of one of those throwing or kicking challenges where

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Jan 17, 2024, 1:24 PM
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distance minus distance from the center gets you the winner

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I like your funny words magic man


Also, farthest point may be too generous. If you are dehydrated and the

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Jan 17, 2024, 1:25 PM [ in reply to Re: I haven't seen or measured it since high school (which I think was a couple of ]
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see men is quite viscous, the majority of it is going to land in a similar place. A well hydrated gentleman may be able to "spray" (lack of a better term) his load across a larger field, thus making the farthest point from said starting line quite different from day to day, load to load.

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The trick is to measure before TXTF has a chance to clean it up***

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Jan 17, 2024, 1:27 PM
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I like your funny words magic man


Re: Also, farthest point may be too generous. If you are dehydrated and the

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Jan 17, 2024, 1:30 PM [ in reply to Also, farthest point may be too generous. If you are dehydrated and the ]
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Great athletes always find a way. I’m thinking I could hit seven or eight feet at peak hydration levels coupled with a moderate level of blue balls.

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I think my days of THAT distance are in the rear

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Jan 17, 2024, 1:32 PM
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TWSS

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You're not a true champ until you can shoot it into the air

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Jan 17, 2024, 1:45 PM [ in reply to Re: Also, farthest point may be too generous. If you are dehydrated and the ]
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and then catch it in your mouth. #DudePerfect

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drunk at the putt putt.


We were having a perfectly civilized discussion and then you

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Jan 17, 2024, 1:46 PM
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cuminhere and ruin it.




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pointus interuptus.***

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Jan 17, 2024, 1:48 PM
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drunk at the putt putt.


I don't know what X is, but I know I can

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Jan 17, 2024, 1:31 PM [ in reply to Also, farthest point may be too generous. If you are dehydrated and the ]
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skeetatleast this far with only 3-4 inches of drop in elevation. Obviously the bullet is going to drop over distance, but I imagine X is more like 2X if you're given 3 or so feet to start on the y axis.



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Re: I don't know what X is, but I know I can

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Jan 17, 2024, 1:37 PM
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I was counting on you to introduce drawings/diagrams. Well done. I still prefer measuring launch distance from a vertical stance as opposed to lying horizontally though.

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"Vertical" stance?

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Jan 17, 2024, 1:40 PM
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This isn't the space shuttle or some coke and mentos experiment.

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Re: "Vertical" stance?

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Jan 17, 2024, 1:51 PM
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Did you think I was in Vietnam?

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Jan 17, 2024, 1:52 PM
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It looks like you thought I was in Vietnam.

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Lots of red head pron on this site lately.

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Jan 17, 2024, 5:48 PM [ in reply to Re: "Vertical" stance? ]
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Somebody loves a ginger

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You rang?


Jan 17, 2024, 6:10 PM
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Post tids or GTFO

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MauldinT, where are you???


I was actually sitting down I believe.

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Jan 17, 2024, 1:39 PM [ in reply to Re: I haven't seen or measured it since high school (which I think was a couple of ]
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Laid out a bunch of papertowels about 5 feet in front of me since I wasn't sure how far it'd go. I then measured with measuring tape once drained.

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to keep this a nutpower to nutpower comparison

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Jan 17, 2024, 2:25 PM [ in reply to Re: I haven't seen or measured it since high school (which I think was a couple of ]
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each height of ########### must be the same. and quite frankly, atmospheric conditions must be adequately similar as well.

like bombing my drives, I get a lot more carry in the mountains than I do at sea level, for example.

all other variables are on the contestant to prepare accordingly.

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Wife came home with a pearl necklace you didn't give her, eh?***

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Jan 17, 2024, 1:30 PM
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drunk at the putt putt.


^^^ Needs ENTENS ^^^

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Jan 17, 2024, 1:47 PM
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Yo CaptCrash, hook this man up

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Locally Hated since 1992


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