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Orange Blooded [2563]
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Looking for Lower Level ND tix
Sep 25, 2015, 2:19 PM
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True Clemson fan here - I'm needing to get four (that's 4, for you inbred season ticket holders) tickets on the lower level where I'm not surrounded by you mouth breathers. Cut the horse #### if they're upper level or if you want more than $100 for them. I've met some members of the US Military and I currently suffer from PTSD from a time I was yelled at as a child. I deserve decent seats for this game and I'll... You know what - actually, I need six (6) tickets - that'll give me a cushion on either side from you moron hicks that claim to be fans. Of course, I'm still only paying you for four (4) of them, but since you idiots can't count, so you won't know how much monopoly money I'm going to pass off anyway. A parking pass on the Avenue of Champions will be needed as well - and since none of you rednecks have a car, I'm sure you won't care. I'd prefer if the tickets were cleaned and sanitized before you try and pass them off to me, and we'll have to meet in person at the Westin Poinsett in downtown Greenville - don't expect me to drive out of the way to one of your backwoods towns like "Powdersville" or "Easley". I expect you to be showered, shaved and deloused before exchanging the tickets - this will be embarrassing enough as it is, having to meet one of "you people" in public. Please contact me today, as I don't want to ruin my weekend dealing with you hillbilly season ticket holders who claim to be fans.
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CU Guru [1366]
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Dan Devine is that you?? How's John Hadl working out fer ye***
Sep 25, 2015, 2:23 PM
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All-TigerNet [11136]
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Are you that guy that sits in those big chairs and digs his
Sep 25, 2015, 2:28 PM
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hands into the cushions searching for loose change at the Westin?
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CU Guru [1119]
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Re: Are you that guy that sits in those big chairs and digs his
Sep 25, 2015, 2:29 PM
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^^^This guy 
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Heisman Winner [105574]
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WOT DR***
Sep 25, 2015, 2:33 PM
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Orange Blooded [3881]
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I'll get you the contact info for a woman that is right up
Sep 25, 2015, 2:41 PM
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your alley. You won't even have to leave the cushy penthouse, she will send them right to you.....her name is Melissa Grey and let me round up her number....be right back
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Orange Blooded [3353]
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Meet me outside the stadium at The Rock 2 hours
Sep 25, 2015, 3:25 PM
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before kickoff. I technically don't have lower level seats available, but I do have 6 tickets available in the south box if that's OK. No charge, everything on me. I would just like you to hang out with us because you sound pretty cool. I can mail you an extra parking pass on Williamson Rd if you want, just send me your address.
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110%er [5240]
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Phyllis from Mulga would love to meat someone like you!***
Sep 25, 2015, 3:28 PM
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Orange Blooded [4774]
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something tickets something something mom's basement***
Sep 25, 2015, 3:33 PM
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