lol, the days run together for me too.***

(I think it's) Thursday 'Dad Joke'

Coffee downed...lucidity seems intact...time will tell...or T-Net denizens will advise.

So...chatting with the neighbor, sulking on his front porch. Apparently, his wife returned from the store complaining the cashier had been a Royal Beetch. He asked if she used the self checkout...and the fight ensued.

A woman, salad in hand, walked past me in the restaurant and simply couldn't keep her mouth shut. "You know, a cow died so you could eat that burger", she said.
"Well," said I, "If you weren't eating its food, it might have lived!"

A blonde woman meets with a divorce lawyer, who asks, "Why do you want a divorce?"
"My husband's been cheating on me," she answered.
"He's been cheating on you? What makes you think that?", the lawyer asked.
The blonde answered, "He isn't the father of my son!"

Be salty as necessary, T-Net!

Smack those wulfie pups, Tigers!

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You sure it's not Wednesday? Lol, just kidding Salt.

lol, the days run together for me too.***

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Apr 24, 2025, 8:30 AM

"A 60-year-old millionaire got married to a 20-year-old model. When his friends asked him how he did it, he said: 'I lied about my age.' They then asked: 'Ah, so you said you were 40?' He answered: 'No, I said I was 90.'"

"A small plane is flying from Dallas to Denver when the engine sputters and dies. The pilot runs out of the cockpit, grabs a parachute, opens the door, then says, 'Sorry, there are only three parachutes left,' and jumps out. This leaves the four passengers: a 12-year-old boy, a college professor, a priest, and a doctor." "The doctor says, 'Guys, I need to be saved. I heal people and am a valuable resource to the human population.' He grabs a parachute and jumps out.

The professor says, 'Well, I've won the Nobel Peace Prize and spoken to the leaders of the free world. The president of the United States called me the smartest man alive. It is obvious I need to be saved.' He grabs a parachute and jumps out, leaving the priest and the young boy...but only one parachute.

The priest smiles sadly at the boy and says, 'Son, I've lived a long and fruitful life. You are young and have the rest of yours in front of you. Take the last parachute.'

The boy replies, 'It's okay, sir. The smartest man alive just jumped out of the plane with my backpack.'"

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You sure it's not Wednesday? Lol, just kidding Salt.

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