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Let's welcome Teradja Mitchell on Friday the right way!
Jul 28, 2016, 9:43 PM
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Tiger fans, your boy Teradja Mitchell is coming into town tomorrow. He's from Virginia Beach so he'll be driving down 123. Let's show him a real Tiger welcome!
I need at least 5 people (or more) to help me. My idea is that we welcome him to Clemson by hanging over the overpass on 123 with cool signs and posters as he enters Clemson. I've already prepared some great stuff on poster board so all I need is some people to show up, hold up the signs, and act crazy to show him how much we want him to be a Tiger!
In addition, I have been preparing a special surprise for a recruit like Teradjam and I think now is the time to unveil it. From November to January of last year, I have been working on a custom Tiger suit for moments just like this. I bought one of those full body suits during football season last year. Eventually it hit me that I should find a good adhesive, put it all over the suit, and turn it into a Tiger suit! I've been collecting hair from the garbage at the local Great Clips since November. I separated out the clumps of red hair from the rest...put it together in a layer on some plywood on the yard...and exposed it to this hot summer weather for the past few months to help bleach it a bit. It's finally the right shade of orange so I've adhered it to the suit and filled in the other parts with my own hair for the eyebrows and whatnot. The color and pattern looks really good, but the texture looks a little weird (kind of like an Irish version of Bigfoot).
So what I want to do is get a couple of guys (or gals) to display the signs over the bridge as he enters (does anybody know what kind of car he drives?). Obviously the hilarious signs will get his attention. And then I will be hiding under the overpass and run in front of his car like a real f'ing Tiger!!!! As soon as he makes eye contact, I will stand up on my hind legs in the middle of the road so he know it's just college hijinks. What a rush! And what a welcome to Clemson University!
Let me know if I can count on you to meet me at the overpass tomorrow morning! Go Tigers!
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Re: Let's welcome Teradja Mitchell on Friday the right way!
Jul 28, 2016, 9:47 PM
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That's a recruiting violation fam
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110%er [6241]
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sounds like something Phil Kornblut would do for his...
Jul 28, 2016, 9:50 PM
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Gamecocks
Gimmicks are for 3-9 teams.
No thanks
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Re: Let's welcome Teradja Mitchell on Friday the right way!
Jul 28, 2016, 9:52 PM
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I enjoyed your post......I think ??
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Re: Let's welcome Teradja Mitchell on Friday the right way!
Jul 28, 2016, 9:55 PM
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I'm assuming it was meant in jest. I sure hope so.
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Sumtings rong wid you're medulla oblongata!
Jul 28, 2016, 9:55 PM
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2:1 you scare the tiger #### out of him and he never makes it to campus!
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Re: Let's welcome Teradja Mitchell on Friday the right way!
Jul 28, 2016, 9:56 PM
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What time are you thinking? I was going to wear my ALF costume.
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That is the logical costume to wear, may
Jul 28, 2016, 10:01 PM
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Soften the king Nebuchadnezzar-esque tigerman aforementioned
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Re: That is the logical costume to wear, may
Jul 28, 2016, 10:14 PM
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would it be too strange if I throw pickles at the on coming motorists?
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May leave them with a sour taste in their mouth***
Jul 28, 2016, 10:59 PM
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Re: Let's welcome Teradja Mitchell on Friday the right way!
Jul 28, 2016, 10:35 PM
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Let's don't and say we did!
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Re: Let's welcome Teradja Mitchell on Friday the right way!
Jul 28, 2016, 11:11 PM
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Wish I could help. Hey, the kids do look at these things y'all
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Orange Blooded [4247]
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Now you've let the cat, eh tiger out of the bag...
Jul 29, 2016, 7:07 AM
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he will know and it won't be a surprise.
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Re: Let's welcome Teradja Mitchell on Friday the right way!
Jul 29, 2016, 7:43 AM
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I bring ny Chick Fil A sign. Its 8' by 4'
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on your way to redeeming yourself, that
Jul 29, 2016, 8:22 AM
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Right there is money!
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Re: Let's welcome Teradja Mitchell on Friday the right way!
Jul 29, 2016, 7:45 AM
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AINT YOU GOT ANY MORE 12 YEAR OLD CLASSMATES THAT CAN HELP YOU OUT. MAYBE YOUR MOM CAN DIVE YALL OVER IN THE MINI VAN. LOL
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Orange Blooded [3573]
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Ha. Jokes on you
Jul 29, 2016, 8:12 AM
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I had a vasectomy last November and went to my local Great Clips to get "prepped" for surgery.
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Re: Let's welcome Teradja Mitchell on Friday the right way!
Jul 29, 2016, 8:57 AM
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This actually sounds like a great idea. What should I put on my sign?
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Rock Defender [54]
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Be creative! Make an anagram out of his name!
Jul 29, 2016, 9:22 AM
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Maybe a picture of Teradja in "a rad jet" eating a "jar" of "dates". Put some Tiger paws everywhere so he knows it's a Clemson jet! Maybe put a #### in front of the jet so he's ramming into it! He is a linebacker so surely he will get the parallel of a jet ramming into the ####.
The options are endless! Just hurry up! I don't know when he's coming.
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For a second I thought you might be serious.
Jul 29, 2016, 9:18 AM
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Re: For a second I thought you might be serious.
Jul 29, 2016, 10:03 AM
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You got me...***
Jul 29, 2016, 10:10 AM
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Re: Let's welcome Teradja Mitchell on Friday the right way!
Jul 29, 2016, 9:24 AM
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You should find out where he lives and do the tiger rag in his front lawn!
(No, seriously, don't not do this)
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need advice
Jul 29, 2016, 10:50 AM
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I've been collecting Dryer lint for 6 years and have made a huge Tiger paw cushion . If I send to one of his younger siblings will this avoid accusations of recruiting violations ?
Need advice from some of you with violation experience.
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All-In [40129]
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Send it with return address Steve spurrier,
Jul 29, 2016, 11:00 PM
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Gainesville, Florida. Make sure it is mailed in Columbia though.
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