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What's an hombre eat for lunch

Tharealdonjuan · 2025-10-02T15:55:11.303Z

after a 7+ mile run on a mountain? Bowl. Grilled chicken spanish rice black beans maters hot seezy onion Whadda ya'll having?

moving freely on a paved flat surface with no impediments vs unpaved elevated surfaces that are chock full of rocks, roots, downed trees, small streams to transverse, etc. In fact NOTHING can be run straight, lots of side to side movement when picking where to place your foot....every single step. There is also quite the cumulative effect over several miles of that.

Some of the uphill is so steep the pace drops to like barely being able to continue moving forward with every step. I'll run all the down hill, everything flat, and all of what I would consider gradual uphill. The steepshit gets walked.

It's also quite the mental grind when you literally can't look at ANYTHING other than staying laser focused on your next 2 steps. One mental blip and gravity (which I'm convinced pulls way harder up there) will suck you straight into said rocks and roots. Ask me how I know. I've taken I think 5 good spills up there this year so far.

2nd run after 5 weeks off due to an achilles situation, so still a bit off from levels I was at back in August.

The end.

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Yep and bringing water can be a yuge problem

Oct 2, 2025, 3:44 PM

during certain parts of the year.

STORY TIME:

Ran 15.5 up there back in July. Had a 1000ml nalgene of water. Ok let's back up. I drank a fair amount of tequila the night before, didn't sleep but maybe 6 hours, then drank a bunch of coffee before running.

Recipe for dehydration right? CORRECT. Perfect recipe.

Ok so start off behind the proverbial 8 ball with hydration. Get to going with my nalgene. And I am F'ing hurting for water. Total conservation mode until run out. Wasn't able to get water until mile 12.5.

In between I kept having to weewee. Like several times. Each time it burned and came out orange because dehydrated.

Finish up and sweatergod drank like 1.5 gallons of water and nearly a GD gallon of gatorlyte.

Then I get to weeweeing like a whole bunch more, because all that liquid. STILL BURNS LIKE A MF.

Then.....at the end of me weewee sesh, DROPS OF BLOOD ENTER THE CHAT ERRRRR TOILET. I'm like DAFUCK?

Continues to burn and blood drops at the end for like 10 days. Got so freaked out I went and got full panel STD tests because like ### else could it be. All clean. Burning stopped. Blood no mas.

Turns out after internetting it seems like what had happened was bladder trauma from empty bladder and 15.5 miles of running. Working theory is that it's normal for a tiny bit of blood to be in the bottom of your bladder but you don't ever actually empty it far enough to get to it so like you don't even know that. Seems as if mine was so empty it got to that point.

Did not enjoy, do not wreckormend. The end. I hope you enjoyed my story and have a great day today.

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