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Laugh off this week's chaos...the 'Dad Jokes' way
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May 9, 2025, 7:57 AM
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Easing in:
What's the most patriotic sport?
Flag football. 
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear. (This is getting painful...)
Little Johnny got lost in the mall...he approached a security guard and said, "I've lost my grampa!"
The guard asked, "What's his name?"
"Grampa!"
The guard grinned..."What's he like?"
Johnny hesitated a bit, then said, "Crown Royal and women with big bewbs!"
Alright Tiger Nation...these don't qualify as a 'low bar'...more like a tripping hazard. Pick this thread up...Go Tigers!
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May 9, 2025, 8:01 AM
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I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y. :0)
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Lol and Happy Friday.***
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May 9, 2025, 8:03 AM
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May 9, 2025, 8:07 AM
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Two guys are walking down the street when they see a dog licking his balls.
One guy says, “I wish I could do that.”
The other replies, “... well maybe just try petting him first.”
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Little girl and little boy are playing on the Monkey Bars. The little boy says,
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May 9, 2025, 8:08 AM
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"I have an Audi". The little girl replies, "I have an innie".
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Ah hah! You've been seduced
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May 9, 2025, 8:18 AM
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To the 'dark side', MyfavOrange® !  Welcome aboard...strap in!!
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TigerNet Eternal Icon [186577]
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Hey....give me credit. I came up with that when I an Audi passed me yesterday.
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May 9, 2025, 9:05 AM
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Salty55®
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May 9, 2025, 8:34 AM
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A couple, both 78 years old, went to a sex therapist office. The doctor asks, what can I do for you?
The man says, “can you watch us have sex”?
The doctor looks puzzled, but agrees.
When the couple finished, the doctor said “there’s nothing wrong with the way you have sex”, and charged them $50.
This happened several weeks in a row - the couple would make an appointment, have sec with no problem, pay the doctor $50 and leave.
Finally, the doctor asked “Just exactly what are you trying to find out”?
“We’re not trying to find anything out “ the husband replied.
“She’s married, and we can’t go to her house, I’m married and we can’t go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90, The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare”!
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Re: Laugh off this week's chaos...the 'Dad Jokes' way
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May 9, 2025, 9:03 AM
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My wife was sad, so I showed her my bewbs .
Apparently, that doesn't work both ways.
I just saw this fella going up a hill with a
wheelbarrow full of horseshoes, four leaf clovers and rabbit's feet.
I thought: "He's pushing his luck!"
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May 9, 2025, 10:00 AM
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When I was kid we were so poor we didn't have any food. We'd sit around and read an old cookbook. Grandpa nearly starved to death one winter when he lost his glasses.
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May 9, 2025, 10:12 AM
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A married couple just celebrated 50 years of marriage. They were sitting alone in their porch swing after all of the well-wishers had gone home. The wife reaches over and slaps the husband.
"What was that for?!" asked the husband as he recoiled in pain.
"That's for 50 years of bad secs." replied the wife.
The husband sat quiet for a few minutes, then reached over and slapped the wife.
"What was that for?!" she asked.
"That's for knowing the difference." he replied.
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