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110%er [6575]
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knew this day would ###
May 11, 2017, 1:13 PM
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I dun ###### up. Mrs.Cid broke the news over lunch today. Cid14 is going to be a dad...
be all like
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^l iterally what I said
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Slipped one past the goalie***
May 11, 2017, 1:14 PM
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Re: Slipped one past the goalie***
May 11, 2017, 1:15 PM
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My sperm went all wayne Gretzky on that #####
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If you can produce like Gretzky, let us know in like
May 11, 2017, 1:20 PM
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14 years.
Thanks
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non donar edit attache gif
May 11, 2017, 1:21 PM
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All-In [35541]
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were able to successfully pull off the "Im so excited"
May 11, 2017, 1:15 PM
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and her not see right thru it?
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110%er [6575]
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She didn't get upset at anything I said
May 11, 2017, 1:16 PM
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So i'm ghana say yes
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Probably because she feels guilty knowing it's not yours***
May 11, 2017, 1:45 PM
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Funny you can't say that to her but when the baby arrives
May 11, 2017, 1:18 PM
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she'll be all like "YOU DID THIS TO ME!"
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All-Time Great [95108]
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We'll be the judge of that
May 11, 2017, 1:15 PM
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Congrats
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And FYI, nothing changes until babby is here
May 11, 2017, 1:16 PM
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besides ##### and bump. You can just keep doing what you been doing.
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can't knock her up again***
May 11, 2017, 1:17 PM
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Orange Immortal [64875]
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True, we're all pretty stoked about that one.***
May 11, 2017, 2:11 PM
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WHALE
May 11, 2017, 2:43 PM
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Us too!***
May 11, 2017, 1:20 PM
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Congrats, who's the father?***
May 11, 2017, 1:16 PM
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Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
May 11, 2017, 1:19 PM
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You've been informed that you'll be paying for a child. We'll establish whose child when the time comes.
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You mean it might come out looking like Robertn
May 11, 2017, 1:22 PM
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wishes he looked?
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Re: knew this day would ###
May 11, 2017, 1:34 PM
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Dude...she broke he news today because Mothers day is Sunday...
she is expecting cards and gifts...
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Dynasty Maker [3222]
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They know what causes that now....
May 11, 2017, 1:54 PM
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consult with your physician
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TigerNet Elite [73336]
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Don't worry about the #### everyone is giving you, I
May 11, 2017, 1:54 PM
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am really comforted and impressed that a Citadel grad had a heterosexual encounter, at least once
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Congrats!
May 11, 2017, 2:01 PM
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You know all that expertise that you've had as a couple without kids? Remember every time that you've both said, if that was my kid I would...? Go ahead and throw all of that knowledge out the window.
Now, do you remember all of those stupid parents that you see with their kids, the ones you hate and promise you will never be like, the ones who look like pathetic mindless zombies? Well they are officially wiser and more experienced than you. So like I said, congrats.
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Did she fall asleep on her stomach?
May 11, 2017, 2:05 PM
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#gravity
#fluiddynamics
#oneholetoanother
#knowwhatimsayin
#Alan Shecks
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CU Guru [1338]
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I think it's more of a Lee_Kingsnatch***
May 11, 2017, 3:05 PM
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CONGRATS
May 11, 2017, 2:09 PM
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on ruining your life.
Butt srsly, you will now know what feels like to give 0 fox about people and what they think. Once you have a baby it's like kiss my ### your fother muckers I'll stab you if you say anything negative about having a baby in this restaurant.
Best advice I can give you when you first start out and don't know what TF to do: All you got to do is keep them alive.
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non-donar edit/follow up kweshion
May 11, 2017, 2:10 PM
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How close are your in-laws? Asking for your future sanity.
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Heisman Winner [78881]
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I affectionally refer to the first 6 months as the
May 11, 2017, 2:12 PM
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"Dark times"
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Heisman Winner [82838]
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First couple of months aren't bad when they sleep
May 11, 2017, 2:18 PM
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21 hours a day
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I nice convenient 2 hr spurts.***
May 11, 2017, 2:24 PM
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Congrats bro! The 1st one is easy even though y'all will be
May 11, 2017, 2:24 PM
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all freakin' out for a couple years thinkin' it's so hard. You'll realize this is true after #3 or #4.
Congrats on your designated driver and I hope all is healthy.
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Oculus Spirit [40687]
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Congrats
May 11, 2017, 2:44 PM
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On the #####
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Congarts!***
May 11, 2017, 3:06 PM
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Are you sure it's yours and ain't the milk man's?***
May 11, 2017, 3:11 PM
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Bruh, milkmen stopped delivering in the 50s.
May 11, 2017, 3:20 PM
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If anything he's got to make sure it's not the Amazon delivery drone's.
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Dynasty Maker [3222]
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Wow...he still delivers at my house....
May 11, 2017, 3:56 PM
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I might need to start asking the old lady questions.
Something weird is definitely going on
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Oculus Spirit [40850]
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congrats
May 11, 2017, 3:28 PM
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2nd trimester ##### rocks!
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psa, buy a comfortable couch for months 6-9!
May 11, 2017, 4:25 PM
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you can thank me for this one.
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