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CU Medallion [19469]
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Back in the Saddle...'Dad Joke' Friday...
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Feb 14, 2025, 6:53 AM
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The brain can only absorb what the tush can endure...and yesterday's drive through rain stunk! Enough of my whining...there's an abundance of that elsewhere on these boards! 
How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together.
Which is faster? Hot...or cold?
Hot...because you can catch a cold!
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Campus Hero [13647]
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Re: Back in the Saddle...'Dad Joke' Friday...
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Feb 14, 2025, 7:01 AM
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Keep em coming.
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National Champion [7336]
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That's what she said.***
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Feb 14, 2025, 10:34 AM
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CU Medallion [19469]
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Just cause it's V-Day
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Feb 14, 2025, 4:39 PM
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Doesn't mean...never mind...I'll zip it!
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Campus Hero [13862]
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Re: Back in the Saddle...'Dad Joke' Friday...
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Feb 14, 2025, 8:03 AM
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What killed the the Indian that drank too much Iced Tea?
He drowned in his Tea-Pee.
(Thank you. Thank you very much! I'll be here all week...)
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Dynasty Maker [3152]
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Feb 14, 2025, 8:38 AM
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What do you call a hippopotamus you can ride on? ... a Limopotamus
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Top TigerNet [30923]
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Re: Back in the Saddle...'Dad Joke' Friday...
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Feb 14, 2025, 8:28 AM
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What says “oooooooooo”?
A cow with no lips.
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Fan [32]
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Feb 14, 2025, 8:48 AM
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Why didn’t the teddy eat dessert?
Because he was stuffed.
There’s baseball today!
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Orange Immortal [67038]
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Re: Back in the Saddle...'Dad Joke' Friday...
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Feb 14, 2025, 8:57 AM
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Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Nurse: No change yet.
I’ve got a disease where I can’t stop telling airport jokes. The doctor says it's terminal.
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other. The male doctor asks her to dinner and she accepts. As they sit down at the restaurant, she excuses herself to go and wash her hands.
After dinner, one thing leads to another and they end up in her hotel bedroom. Just as things get hot, the female doctor interrupts and says she has to go and wash her hands.
Once she comes back they go for it. Once they finish, she gets up and says she is going to wash her hands.
As she comes back the male doctor says, “I bet you are a surgeon”.
She confirms and asks how he knew.
“Easy, you’re always washing your hands.”
She then says, “I bet you’re an anesthesiologist.”
Male doctor: “Wow, how did you guess?”
Female doctor: “I didn’t feel a thing.”
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Ultimate Tiger [38704]
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Feb 14, 2025, 9:23 AM
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How many country music singers does it take to change a light bulb ? (LBB should know this one)....
5 , 1 to change the bulb and 4 to sing a song about the old one.
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Game Changer [1789]
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Feb 14, 2025, 9:37 AM
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The tooth brush was invented in Columbia SC. True story!
If it were invented anywhere else it would have been called a teeth brush.
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lol***
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Feb 14, 2025, 9:40 AM
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Gridiron Giant [15501]
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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
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Feb 14, 2025, 10:03 AM
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Look for the "Fresh Prints"!!
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Tiger Spirit [9513]
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Re: Back in the Saddle...'Dad Joke' Friday...
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Feb 14, 2025, 10:22 AM
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This one might be a bit racy:
What do racecar drivers wear under their fire retardant suits?
Speedos!
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Top TigerNet [29962]
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Gotta keep this going!!!
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Feb 14, 2025, 6:40 PM
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There some really good ones!!!
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Playmaker [393]
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Re: Gotta keep this going!!!
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Feb 14, 2025, 7:14 PM
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Why didn’t the toilet paper cross road?
It got stuck in a crack!
Message was edited by: Alpenatiger®
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Orange Beast [6290]
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Re: Gotta keep this going!!!
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Feb 14, 2025, 10:49 PM
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Went swimming today. Peed in the deep in. Lifeguard saw it. Blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in.
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Game Changer [1688]
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Thanks to all who contributed. Something about these corny jokes really lightens things up.
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