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CU Guru [1528]
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This is a new one for me. I gotta date Friday. This girl doesn't speak a lick of
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Feb 5, 2025, 4:59 PM
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English. I speak enough Spanish that I was able to rizz her up and get her to go out with me. Straight up smoke and has HOOOOGE #######. They say something about Latin lovers and what not, getting your car keyed, gettin stabbed. All that. Wish me luck.
#DatingInYour30s
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Enjoy your kidneys for a couple days.***
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How do you say "organ harvesting" in Espanol ?***
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Feb 5, 2025, 8:34 PM
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Paw Warrior [4997]
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HORCHATA CANNONS***
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Feb 5, 2025, 5:19 PM
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CU Guru [1528]
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Re: HORCHATA CANNONS***
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Feb 5, 2025, 6:14 PM
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They are Ds it looks like. And I can see the nips through her shirt in one of her pics and they point straight forward. Perpendicular to her breast plate. That's my fettish
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Paw Warrior [4997]
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We talking burrito sized flour tortilla
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Feb 5, 2025, 6:23 PM
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####### or street taco corn tortilla sized?
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Paw Warrior [4997]
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NlPPLES IS BANNED?
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Feb 5, 2025, 6:24 PM
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That's a cute, sweet word.
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Re: NlPPLES IS BANNED?
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Feb 5, 2025, 6:26 PM
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CU Guru [1528]
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Paw Warrior [4997]
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So Tostito Rounds size
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Feb 5, 2025, 8:40 PM
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Got it
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Clemson Icon [25380]
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Can you, ya know, send photo evidence.
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Feb 5, 2025, 7:09 PM
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For scientific purposes. I will be waiting on the tmail.
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CU Guru [1528]
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Check it out
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Feb 5, 2025, 7:35 PM
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I hooked you up.
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ahem***
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Feb 5, 2025, 8:04 PM
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CU Guru [1528]
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I gotchu fam
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Feb 5, 2025, 9:04 PM
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They are totes PG-13 though so don't be jerkin
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Clemson Icon [25380]
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I was not going to send because they were not
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Feb 5, 2025, 9:05 PM
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Mine to share.
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Clemson Sports Icon [55818]
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Clemson Icon [25380]
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See, this is how it is done. You are a true gentleman and scholar.
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Feb 6, 2025, 10:02 AM
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Take note oh_its_JimmyHEYHEY®, this is how you send pigs of the girl you are banging.
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Clemson Sports Icon [55818]
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And I definitely approve
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Feb 6, 2025, 10:15 AM
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She looks fun
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Clemson Sports Icon [54991]
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joining this niqqle party late
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Feb 6, 2025, 2:27 PM
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(and i'm not sure hoo's scok this be)
but hook a bruv up
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Re: This is a new one for me. I gotta date Friday. This girl doesn't speak a lick of
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Feb 5, 2025, 6:36 PM
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Dynasty Maker [3316]
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Ten cuidado con las chanclas.
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Feb 5, 2025, 7:39 PM
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They can be wielded by all latinas, not just abuelitas.
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Clemson Sports Icon [55818]
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¿Dónde están las putas fotos?***
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Carry on my wayward son
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Feb 5, 2025, 8:55 PM
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There will be rest when you are done
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Ultimate Clemson Legend [100237]
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Maybe you'll get lucky
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Feb 5, 2025, 9:37 PM
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and find out she speaks '####.
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Ultimate Clemson Legend [100237]
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Re: Maybe you'll get lucky
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Feb 5, 2025, 9:40 PM
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Sounds like "regarded"
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Only 3 words you need to know
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Feb 5, 2025, 9:49 PM
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Dame un beso!
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Re: This is a new one for me. I gotta date Friday. This girl doesn't speak a lick of
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Feb 6, 2025, 12:24 AM
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Hooooge vajajay? Not good.
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Ring of Honor [21738]
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You could save a lot of time if you just posted the pic***
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Feb 6, 2025, 8:36 AM
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Clemson Sports Icon [54991]
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^^THIS^^.gif***
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Feb 6, 2025, 2:22 PM
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Re: This is a new one for me. I gotta date Friday. This girl doesn't speak a lick of
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Feb 6, 2025, 10:21 AM
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Be careful.
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Game Changer [1627]
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Re: This is a new one for me. I gotta date Friday. This girl doesn't speak a lick of
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Feb 6, 2025, 10:57 AM
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Sorry guys, no help with the language barrier.
Still haven't got past "rizz her up".
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What is the date plan?
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Feb 6, 2025, 3:59 PM
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If language barrier, I recommend a round of putt-putt then quickly move to butt-stuff
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National Champion [7433]
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Pour a little hot sawce in the 4th hole before you pound it.
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Feb 7, 2025, 6:47 AM
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Maybe a little guacamole for good measure. I mean if you are into that stuff.
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Re: Pour a little hot sawce in the 4th hole before you pound it.
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Feb 7, 2025, 6:49 AM
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Who isn't into that stuff?
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How was the date? Give us details
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Feb 8, 2025, 10:53 AM
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@YeahBudddy
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Re: How was the date? Give us details
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Feb 8, 2025, 10:54 AM
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YeahBudddy
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CU Guru [1528]
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Mmmmmkay, so we got there and it was pretty nice. She's definitely a hottie
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Feb 9, 2025, 5:48 PM
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The meal was good but a little awkward, we were able to have enough of a conversation in broken english/spanish that we were able to vibe a little. I made her giggle and we had a good time, although there were several long moments of awkward silence because you know, we speak totes different languages. Her facial expressions were kinda giving me mixed signals throughout the whole deal, but I'm assuming that was cause she was confused at some of the things I was saying. I probably told her inadvertently that I wanted to eat her mother's cat or something. The painfully long awkward silences were making me think about aborting early and just going home. Then she got more giggly by her 2nd-3rd glasses of wine and was being more flirty, which loosened me up a bit. So I hung in here.
We went to grab a coffee and ice cream at Kaminsky's and she started to loosen up a little bit more, putting her head on my shoulder and #### while we were waiting in line to order, and then playing footsie at the table with me when we sat down.
When I walked her back to her car, I kinda got a little nervous and froze because normally, you have that little "I had a good time...yaddda yadda ya" which transitions into the hug/kiss, etc. conversation and I didn't really know what to say because I didn't know the words lol. So I just said "thanks for coming", and hugged her long and tight so I could feel dem tiddies up against my chest and when I went to pull away, she pulled me back in, said "smell good", then pulled my face back and laid a big wet sloppy one right on me. Tongue and everything. I reciprocated. I do remember her squeeing my asscheeks like an American girl would never do and pulling me in like she owned my ###, and that got me going pretty good. It was hot enough that I got a boner, which I normally don't just during making out. We rounded 1st base in the parking lot, I was able to say the line I'd memorized (quieres venir a mi casa) asking her if she wanted to come to my house and she basically said "not this time". I said "buenas noches" and left.
She texted me the next morning and said she had a nice time and wants to go out again this week.
So basically, this Venezuelan chick made me her beotch and has been texting me and we're supposed to go again. It's basically mine to lose at this point. I'm gonna be honest, she's hot and making out with her was nice, but it's a lot of effort with that language barrier and I wonder if I need to cut my losses before I get in too deep (literally)
TLDR: Date went good. I pussed out at the end because I didn't know what to do given the language barrier and she took control. Did not get laid but she left the door open for the future. Not sure if I want to pursue.
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Congratulations
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Feb 9, 2025, 6:10 PM
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on the engagement. When is the wedding?
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Bottle of moonlight
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Sand beneath my feet on those Carribean nights
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no les agradamos***
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no donar edit: Spanish***
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