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Deer Celtic

Apr 12, 2018, 10:53 AM

Wanted to give you an update, my man. What a wild night.

She showed up at 9:55, only 25 min late. We sat out on the porch and had a pitcher of margaritas (no roofies needed). Turns out she went to Flagler so she has no college football rooting interests but usually roots for whoever her boyfriend likes. I said since they have a college team I guess you mostly date the whites, which she has. Good sign, right?

So we start having romantic time and and I take her into the bedroom. Even though she dates whites I still wasn't sure I was bringing enough club, so I decided to go downtown for as long as she could handle. Smart move. She said most guys in Florida don't do that. Then, when I banged her out, it made the job easier. I still went as hard as possible (again, wasn't sure if I needed an 8 iron or higher), but it seemed pretty decent.

Then one issue arose. She was very appreciative of my effort, so she decided to go downtown. Played with the balls more than all 42 girls who had come before her combined. Not really my thing, but that was fine. She then pushed my legs slightly towards me. I was thinking, this girls loves some balls. Nope. She started to tongue-punch the ole bootyhole. Tbh, it wasn't as cringe-worthy as I thought it would be, and she actually used her hand while doing it to finish off the evening.

That said, when I walked her back, it wasn't like I could give her a goodnight kiss, and it's not like I can kiss her ever again, right? So what do I do now?

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brought a couple chicks back to our dorm room, about all I remember is they were from Baltimore. Tiny room in Norris Hall, so his bed was elevated on 4x4 posts and had a ladder. Not much headroom up there, you had to be careful. Anyway, we paired off and everything was cool until he yelled - "Wooooooooooo" and I heard a thump and then him cussing. Next morning he had a lump on his forehead...

You'd have to know this guy to fully appreciate the story. Good ol boy from Sump-tah (Sumter) who called everybody "Bo"... great guy who is still one of my best friends, we were roommates every year. I guess the brother I never had. He's crazy as #### and hilarious in general, he peers over those coke bottle glasses and you start laughing before he even starts the story, one of those kinda guys.

Anyway, he says they're fooling around and everything is kosher until suddenly, with no warning, she sticks her finger up his butt. Or as he put it - "Bo, you won't believe this, right out of the blue... bloop!... she sinks it home, right up the ol dookey chute! I came off that bed about 3 feet and slammed my head on the top... I told her - dahling, I don't know what all you girls do up nawth, but you gonna have to tone it down a little for this ol boy".

To this day when he calls, I'll answer - "BLOOP! Wooooooooooooo!" And he's like, damm Bo, don't do that, if my wife ever hears you, she'll start asking me what that means...

Deer Celtic

I agree dude. I don't know what the big "to do" is about

I'm with you

...go on.***

Glad my fellow bros are on the same page

KYS***

KYS***

KYS***

KYS

Kave Yatthews Sand!!!!!!!!!!!!!***

"Florida"

Something tells me where I live in FL is nicer

Or that could be delirium from the AIDS***

I would've voted for you

No

Unsure, only been here 5 weeks

I feel dirty for reading this and my seat feels different***

Moist****

puddle-y?***

Didn't know the ass-puss could self lubricate.***

Your whalecum

smelly, too***

Follow up question - We gettin' peach pictures on WSB or nah

"black cherry"***

don't be gross***

rotted plumb?***

man, am I retarded.***

*retarbeb

It was a darker shade of pink than I'm used to***

misspelled "unclean"***

Were you looking at the wrong end?***

Wait, RR is PT.....I think I thot RR was HS***

this is why you lost.

Well I was gone for 3 months***

RR is RR

Who is NuSprangsPasture?***

Didn't take pigs

simple

I'm not in JS

you're probably better off that way***

So, just to clarify...

Pigs aren't loading

I emailed some gheyboy pigs once

Pertinent vid for this thread topic - turn up volume at work, I think this

Love me some Dom Mazzetti***

I musta missed the first part Wat the F

This is part #1

You know if it's a RichsRod post

42 ?

He didn't say how many men***

Re: Deer Celtic

LOL ... reminds me of a memorable night. Me and my roommate

She condom her finger before sinking it in the dookey shute?***

nah, but even worse, I bet she bit her fingernails...***

ah eating the ole hersey's kiss***

Re: LOL ... reminds me of a memorable night. Me and my roommate

It's called a rim job, or salad tossing. Either way it's

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