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Standard Clemson experience you've never done?
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Standard Clemson experience you've never done?

3

Sep 13, 2023, 11:39 AM

I've never been to Mac's or inside Fort Hill. Don't feel like I'm missing anything.

How 'bout you?

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I never got a turn with Lauren Bowden***

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Sep 13, 2023, 11:40 AM



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Re: I never got a turn with Lauren Bowden***

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Sep 13, 2023, 11:41 AM

You're not missing anything either.

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Men at 25 play football. Men at 40 play tennis. Men at 60 play golf. Have you noticed as men get older their balls get smaller.


well he's missing

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Sep 13, 2023, 11:43 AM

a few extra doses of penicillin.

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Ok, this wins the internet for today. Bye.***

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Sep 13, 2023, 1:04 PM [ in reply to I never got a turn with Lauren Bowden*** ]



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I didn't get my class ring***

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Sep 13, 2023, 11:46 AM



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Re: I didn't get my class ring***

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Sep 13, 2023, 11:47 AM

I got mine before graduating, then sold it a few years ago since it was collecting dust

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I never swam in the reflection pond.

5

Sep 13, 2023, 11:49 AM

I never ran the train on some Tri-Delts.
I never wore orange overalls.

I dunno, I did alot when I was there.

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Never got to see VT run down the hill.

7

Sep 13, 2023, 11:50 AM

But for real. I did miss the FSU game where they tore down the goalposts for the last time. I was a freshman, but traveling at the time.

One of my favorite non-traditional Clemson memories was finding a roller chair outside the Shoebox dumpsters, and a bunch of us turned it into a nighttime game of rolling down Fort Hill St. to the stadium.

There was also one night we were hanging with some friends over in the high rises, and it started pouring as we were getting ready to leave, and we bolted across campus in the warm post-summer rain.

Also some hippie chick let me PIIHB.

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drunk at the putt putt.


hippie chick eh?

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Sep 13, 2023, 11:56 AM

what was hairier, her pits or her sniz?

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She kept it tight.

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Sep 13, 2023, 12:22 PM

She also left a big bag of weed in my car after a date, and I found it a few days later after wondering ### that smell was.

I was not very familiar with the sweet sweet dank at the time. Other than her dank stank.

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drunk at the putt putt.


Were there exercises she did to keep it tight?


Sep 13, 2023, 4:36 PM

asking for TXTF

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WE HAVE A FAKE FAN RIGHT HERE

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Sep 13, 2023, 11:51 AM

You cannot be a Real Fan™ if you haven't gotten the look of disgust when ordering a milkshake at Macs

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Locally Hated since 1992


FIFY - "gotten the look of disgust when ordering ANYTHING

2

Sep 13, 2023, 1:23 PM

at Macs"

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Never got one of those world famous

3

Sep 13, 2023, 11:57 AM

TXTF blowies.

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Re: Standard Clemson experience you've never done?

4

Sep 13, 2023, 12:02 PM

I had a cringey experience at Macs my first week at Clemson. Went with some guys from the hall who I didn’t know well.

One of my hall mates started hitting on the girl behind the bar, who seemed around our age (18 ish). He then invites her to Johnstone Annex and says “we have alcohol” because that’s cool and edgy. I’m sweating uncomfortable. Not sure if it’s the garbage food or social anxiety. She declines and the owner comes over and gets huffy, saying that’s his daughter and that she’s 16 and that he’ll fight us.

Hall mate says “16? That’s old enough to decide for herself” and other inflammatory nonsense and we get kicked out. Never went back. Still friends with hall mate, still think that visit was cringey. Is that the same Mac’s experience everyone has?

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Still a friendlier response than asking for a milkshake.***

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Sep 13, 2023, 12:03 PM



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I went to Mac's once. ONCE. And like most of my memories

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Sep 13, 2023, 12:30 PM [ in reply to Re: Standard Clemson experience you've never done? ]

of Clemson, I was high AF and have a hard time now separating what was reality versus something I dreamed about later. But if I remember correctly, that place was tiny AF. Like the size of a double wide. Anyways, I didn't hit on any underage girls because groce, so no that's just you.

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Re: I went to Mac's once. ONCE. And like most of my memories


Sep 13, 2023, 12:37 PM

Wasn’t me either, I never talked to a girl at Clemson.

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I went twice.


Sep 13, 2023, 12:40 PM [ in reply to Re: Standard Clemson experience you've never done? ]

Food was nasty and greasy AF. I won't ever go back again.

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just don't ask for a refill of tea.***

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Sep 13, 2023, 1:07 PM [ in reply to Re: Standard Clemson experience you've never done? ]



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Re: just don't ask for a refill of tea.***


Sep 14, 2023, 12:25 PM

I ordered a milk shake, and the guy looked at me like he wanted to choke me out.

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I maybe got takeout from Mac's twice when girlfriend

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Sep 13, 2023, 1:18 PM [ in reply to Re: Standard Clemson experience you've never done? ]

lived in a house back behind it somewhere. Her roommate liked Mac's so I would go get it, bring it back, eat it, and then proceed to have to go back to my house to take a giant shiddd because that Nasty food just ran right through me.


Overrated AF

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Hazed a freshmen pledge with butt play.

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Sep 13, 2023, 12:02 PM

And vice versa.

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Is this about the Citadel?


Sep 13, 2023, 2:06 PM

Because it sounds like it's about the Citadel.

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Never been in Fort Hill

1

Sep 13, 2023, 12:10 PM

Didn’t go to Mac’s until well after I graduated

Never slid down Issaqueena ###

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fort hill or tunnels***

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Sep 13, 2023, 12:13 PM



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"something in these hills..." -joe sherman


Yes***


Sep 13, 2023, 12:30 PM



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Never did the tunnels. Only heard about them.***


Sep 13, 2023, 1:04 PM [ in reply to fort hill or tunnels*** ]



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I did.

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Sep 13, 2023, 1:13 PM

Week before graduation.

Managed to get into Shilletter and Redfern, because the doors to them were unlocked. Took some pretty cool digital camera selfies.


Grabbed a steam pipe and had a golfball sized blister on my palm. I hoped it would pop when I shook Barkers hand at Graduation, but it didn't.


10/10 would do again.

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I went to Mac's once.

5

Sep 13, 2023, 1:01 PM

Some crosseyed guy told me it wasn't worth the trouble to make half and half fries and rings. I told him I didn't have the luxury of categorically refusing my customers' wants, and left.

I barely look when I drive by it.

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That was Ted. He recently

3

Sep 13, 2023, 1:02 PM

burned to death in a fire. I guess you got the last laugh.

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The fire didn't have any trouble making him extra crispy.***

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Sep 13, 2023, 1:03 PM



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drunk at the putt putt.


Re: The fire didn't have any trouble making him extra crispy.***

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Sep 13, 2023, 1:04 PM



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MauldinT, where are you???


I'm not even going to feign outrage.

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Sep 13, 2023, 1:08 PM [ in reply to The fire didn't have any trouble making him extra crispy.*** ]

He was one of the biggest a-holes I've ever encountered in my life. Good riddance.

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Re: The fire didn't have any trouble making him extra crispy.***

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Sep 13, 2023, 1:22 PM [ in reply to The fire didn't have any trouble making him extra crispy.*** ]



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Re: The fire didn't have any trouble making him extra crispy.***

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Sep 13, 2023, 1:53 PM [ in reply to The fire didn't have any trouble making him extra crispy.*** ]



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No, I regret thinking he could go to hell.

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Sep 13, 2023, 1:15 PM [ in reply to That was Ted. He recently ]

I've grow a bit since those days.

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Just looked it up. He really did DIAF.

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Sep 13, 2023, 1:28 PM [ in reply to That was Ted. He recently ]

So, by my reckoning this is one of two Clemson-related deaths that Obed openly celebrates.

The other hasn’t happened yet but will involve a certain local developer…

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Re: Just looked it up. He really did DIAF.

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Sep 13, 2023, 1:33 PM

Can't say his name...



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Men at 25 play football. Men at 40 play tennis. Men at 60 play golf. Have you noticed as men get older their balls get smaller.


No, not Guy Fieri. Although I have met him and...not nice.***

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Sep 13, 2023, 1:58 PM



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Obed may be first in line to celebrate that demise

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Sep 13, 2023, 1:38 PM [ in reply to Just looked it up. He really did DIAF. ]

but I'm comfortably right behind him













































Not in a seggsual way

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We all gonna have a motha ###### point party on that day***

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Sep 13, 2023, 1:54 PM [ in reply to Just looked it up. He really did DIAF. ]



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Indifference for Ted is more accurate than celebration

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Sep 13, 2023, 2:05 PM [ in reply to Just looked it up. He really did DIAF. ]

But yes, I would buy hundreds of raffle tickets if the prize were being the first to whiz on TW’s grave.

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Dayum. If this is your "indifference" I'd hate to feel your

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Sep 13, 2023, 2:25 PM

wrath.

He was one of the biggest a-holes I've ever encountered in my life. Good riddance.

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"wrath" would mean that I might even still have

1

Sep 13, 2023, 2:33 PM

the empty gas can in my trunk.

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Note to self...stay on Obed's good side and off his sh*tlist***

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Sep 13, 2023, 2:56 PM



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I've got a friend of that is good friends with local

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Sep 13, 2023, 2:22 PM [ in reply to Just looked it up. He really did DIAF. ]

developer. I must have really made a face when he told me that because he spent the next 5 minutes telling me what a great guy he is.

I'm all.."Have you seen downtown Clemson lately?"

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Yea that place sucked bawllllzzz

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Sep 13, 2023, 1:11 PM [ in reply to I went to Mac's once. ]

I have no understanding of how it became some sort of *institution*. Heck, I don't understand how it was able to find a single return customer or stay in business.

My mom took me there when I was a freshman, probably during move-in. I remember the dude being an a-hole.

Maybe I went back once, upon somebody else's request.

That was it. Done.

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That's the thing. It was a lot better before he became

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Sep 13, 2023, 1:14 PM

owner.

Mac wasn't the warmest and fuzziest guy, but he was a nice person and you could have a conversation with him. My grandparents lived right around the corner so I started going there with my grandfather when I was a little kid in the late 70's, and it was great in the 80's as well. When Ted bought in, I stopped going. Dude acted like he hated his customers and they were just a necessary evil for him to make money, and he was a giant redneck racist too. If you never got to go there before he came on the scene, I could absolutely see not understanding the reputation it had.

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I've never stepped foot in Mac's either.


Sep 14, 2023, 12:11 PM [ in reply to I went to Mac's once. ]

Retro ag department milkshakes, 100%

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Never seen a Clemson baseball game. Lord willing,

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Sep 13, 2023, 1:04 PM

I never will.

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samesies***


Sep 13, 2023, 1:24 PM



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"I never got to talk jive with the slaves at Fort Hill."

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Sep 13, 2023, 1:20 PM

- bengaline

- henry

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Ummm, that hits very close to home for henry.

5

Sep 13, 2023, 1:24 PM

And not just because he’s old.

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When y'all were all like "did he dead" and then I like

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Sep 13, 2023, 1:33 PM

did the research and found out his real name and was like, yo, is henry famous? (and also learnt not dead)

So I think you just confirmed it for me.

thx

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Re: Ummm, that hits very close to home for henry.

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Sep 13, 2023, 1:43 PM [ in reply to Ummm, that hits very close to home for henry. ]



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How did you not tag APM on this one?***

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Sep 13, 2023, 2:10 PM [ in reply to "I never got to talk jive with the slaves at Fort Hill." ]



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1) He was talkin' bout slaves and APM is the OPPOSITE of

2

Sep 13, 2023, 2:29 PM

that. He wants his Black brothers and sisters to be all they can be. And he is an ally for them up in the struggle.

2) He was talkin' bout old and whilst APM is far from young, he ain't henry old yet. Good Lord willing he will make there though. Mad respeck to my elders.

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I'm just talking you getting to practice your jive in

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Sep 13, 2023, 2:34 PM

an immersive environment.

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Re: I'm just talking you getting to practice your jive in

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Sep 13, 2023, 2:42 PM



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Wonderin why I got tagged?


Sep 13, 2023, 4:34 PM [ in reply to How did you not tag APM on this one?*** ]

ryanadidas®

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Stumphouse tunnel or whatever the heck that thing is called***

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Sep 13, 2023, 1:58 PM



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"Yep, I also regret not going drinking with the Mick Miners

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Sep 13, 2023, 2:41 PM

that were digging that there tunnel for Mister Collyer." - zettner

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Those

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Sep 14, 2023, 7:23 AM

were the days!

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We're friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge, I get in my boat and save your retarded a$$.


didn't do the beloved Ring Ceremony because it didn't exist

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Sep 13, 2023, 3:00 PM

at the time.

Picked mine up from the Campus Bookstore under Harcombe dining hall.
The cashier I paid told me "congratulations", so at least I have that.

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pfft, I had to drive to


Sep 13, 2023, 3:01 PM

the UPS center in Anderson to get mine

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MauldinT, where are you???


I memba like the year after they started it and they started

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Sep 13, 2023, 5:07 PM [ in reply to didn't do the beloved Ring Ceremony because it didn't exist ]

calling it a tradition like it had been around since we were a military school.

Everybody I knew had a ring ceremony at teh book store. That 'tradition' consisted of "does it fit?" and then soon after.."great. Want to go to TTT for happy hour?"

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Samsies, and there was a brief time I thought I might have


Sep 14, 2023, 12:12 PM [ in reply to didn't do the beloved Ring Ceremony because it didn't exist ]

get the year on my ring changed but it all worked out in the end

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Re: Standard Clemson experience you've never done?

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Sep 13, 2023, 4:38 PM

Never skateboarded down Laundry Hill. Never jumped off trestle.
Never sexed up Penny G. Everybody else did.

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I never made it to the roof of Byrnes when it was all wimmen


Sep 14, 2023, 12:14 PM

to confirm sunbathing rumors.

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In 4.5 years, I never went in Fort Hill OR The Esso Club.


Sep 15, 2023, 7:47 AM

Glad I missed Fort Hill, I had a hard enough time graduating as it was, without the supposed curse hitting me.

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