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I'm getting a little uneasy about the Garrett Riley hire.
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I'm getting a little uneasy about the Garrett Riley hire.

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Feb 2, 2023, 2:15 PM

I tried to find some of his background and ended up on wikipedia. According to them, his personal life solely consists of being Lincoln Riley's brother. That's it, nothing else. Zip Zero Nada

I always imagined our football budget having enough rainy day cash on hand for a private investigator in case of such a situation, especially before cliff diving with such a costly hire. Is this dude an alien, our new manchurian candidate, or possibly in the Fed's witness relocation program?! Is that wife a front, are those even his kids?

We all know the college football world is out to de-throne Clemson and Dabo and this just may be subterfuge of the highest order.

I hope I'm wrong and this is just a case of nepotism because of the nature of Dabo & Lincoln's friendship. But if I'm right.....






https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garrett_Riley

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Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's almost never for them.


Re: I'm getting a little uneasy about the Garrett Riley hire.

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Feb 2, 2023, 2:20 PM

He's an alien. Dabo and Lincoln discovered him while smoking a doob out back at a Nike coaching retreat. Kinda like a ET type deal

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Re: I'm getting a little uneasy about the Garrett Riley hire.

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Feb 2, 2023, 2:24 PM

But he has stayed at a Holiday Inn so there's that experience...

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I used to believe you were a critical thinker

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Feb 2, 2023, 2:27 PM

Now I KNOW you are such.

Great points!!!

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Thanks, but I take no pleasure in this.

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Feb 2, 2023, 5:21 PM

.

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Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's almost never for them.


Fingers crossed Garrett's bright enough to hide the dead...

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Feb 2, 2023, 2:27 PM

hooker in Brownlee's office.

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Don't underestimate Brad,

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Feb 2, 2023, 5:24 PM

he could be the brains behind this skullduggery.

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Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's almost never for them.


I suspect it will be 2-3 years before we can afford...

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Feb 2, 2023, 2:27 PM

to replace him. Honestly, even a no name nobody replacement for Streeter would have made the bored loudmouths happy.

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Re: I suspect it will be 2-3 years before we can afford...

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Feb 2, 2023, 2:45 PM

Plus he just got out of prison a few years ago. Being Lincoln's brother got him an early release. Wonder if Lincoln is related to Abe.

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True Clemson fans *should* be uneasy.

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Feb 2, 2023, 3:31 PM

With two mediocre seasons in football and Brad’s once every 13 Year Magical Cicada Miracle Season, we’ve finally started to have some balance in the Clemson sports fan Force. Monocultures are fragile and unhealthy. You can see how much healthier it is on TigerNet now that JK has something to be happy about, and thus is kind to all living creatures.

Yet if Garrett gets Clemson Football back to the top of the mountain where we belong, and Brad naturally reverts to his mean, I fear this year’s Clemson Basketball Bandwagon fans will bolt leaving only JK and the dozen or so other Brad cultists attacking the football coaches and fans. Not a pretty scene.

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Do his wife and children know . . .

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Feb 2, 2023, 3:33 PM

that the sum total of his personal life is being Lincoln's brother? If not, that's gonna be awkward.

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They're totally in on it.

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Feb 2, 2023, 5:26 PM

I'd bet the farm.

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Re: I'm getting a little uneasy about the Garrett Riley hire.

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Feb 2, 2023, 3:39 PM

shape-shifter

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Yes, go on...

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Feb 2, 2023, 3:42 PM

if you're right...?

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Human sacrifice! Dogs & cats living together! Mass hysteria!


Feb 2, 2023, 5:30 PM

or worse

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Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's almost never for them.


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Feb 2, 2023, 3:58 PM

Where is the ' cootophilia' person! Can't we even get a coot amen on this one...you've accused me of being a coot several times and I've never even been close to Cootlumbia and once captured 3 coots trying to paint Thomas Green Clemsons statue...green... what a night! This cat is way out of bounds...he must have also written the 'Spring' notice...just about as goofy as they get!

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There used to be tons of bio info on him,

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Feb 2, 2023, 5:43 PM

but Dabo has been working tirelessly to scrub all public records of his history or tendencies in order to gain an advantage over opposing defenses.

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GO TIGERS


Any mention of a goat?

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Feb 2, 2023, 5:46 PM

I personally have seen such a video and it involved Coaches Prime and Saban in a room with such an animal. The animal did not appear to be there by consent.

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Maybe...

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Feb 2, 2023, 6:03 PM

...the wife and two sons in his pictures put out by Clemson are deep fakes?

I really don't understand your concern here. At all.

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Feb 2, 2023, 7:02 PM

Definitely a "Trojan" horse

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Feb 2, 2023, 7:23 PM

So, you’re a Lebowski, I’m a Lebowski.. Get a job sir!

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Feb 4, 2023, 7:52 AM

Ants crawling on a sidewalk also make you uneasy!

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Feb 4, 2023, 7:58 AM

Ahhh. Maybe he’s the illegitimate son of that guy that started New Spring

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