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I just bombed an interview for an internal job posting so
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I just bombed an interview for an internal job posting so


Feb 18, 2014, 8:00 AM

bad that the three interviewers cued up "Bombs over Baghdad" as I was leaving. I bombed it so bad that my rejection email was in my inbox before I made it back from the interview. I bombed it so bad that the UN is now investigating me for war crimes and possession of WMD's. I bombed it so bad that the interviewers started referring to me as Enola Gay. I bombed it so bad.....
Anyone else have any good interview fail stories(from either side of the table) to share?

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My wife received a resume with the "top computer skill"


Feb 18, 2014, 8:03 AM

listed as Netscape Navigator. This was a year ago.

no, they did not make it through to the interview stage

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I once locked my keys and writing samples in the car


Feb 18, 2014, 8:21 AM

before going in.

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I've never NOT gotten a job I've interviewed for.


Feb 18, 2014, 8:29 AM

sooo....no, nothing to add ;)

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Same here. Of course, I ALWAYS remember to bring samples of


Feb 18, 2014, 8:31 AM

my firearms collection with me to an interview.

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F@#$ you BOTH!!!!!!!!!


Feb 18, 2014, 8:33 AM

:)

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You're HIRED!***


Feb 18, 2014, 8:34 AM



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last year, I applied for a job that I didn't really want but


Feb 18, 2014, 8:36 AM

it was based in Seneca, so I went for it. There were job postings for a project manager. One was more mechanical based, the other more electrical. Well, I applied online and wanted the mechanical job, but for some reason HR changed it to the other posting. I called to find out why, and they said it didn't matter it, the jobs were the same, just different hiring managers. Well, they lied.

It all started poorly when I left work early to have the phone interview at home. Well, about 15 minutes before the interview was to take place, I get a call on my cell from someone at work. I answered. Big mistake. I couldn't get the guy off the phone and the manager calls a minute or two early while I'm still trying to hang up. I missed the first call. The manager calls me back about 5 minutes after the scheduled time. I answer and he asked, "Is now a good time?" I knew then that the interview was over.

Then for about 30-45 minutes he proceeds to ask me questions about RF communications and other crap I know nothing about...but the jobs were NOT the same. Combine all these miscues with the fact that I didn't really want the job, and you get the idea. It was awful.

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"It's Baltimore, Gentlemen; the Gods will not save you."


All of my worst interviews have been for jobs


Feb 18, 2014, 9:00 AM

that I wasn't that wild about but took the interview "to gain experience"

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I had a phone interview for a great sales job about


Feb 18, 2014, 8:56 AM

6 years ago, in the interview I was asked what my pet peeves are, and I told them that it drives me crazy when people are late for meetings, appointments, etc. I made it to the 2nd round, which was a face-to-face interview with HR and the sales manager. They called me the morning of and asked if they could move my interview up a day to that morning and I said yes.

Unfortunately that didn't allow me the opportunity to drive by the place to figure out how to get there and anyone familiar with Charlotte will tell you about how the roads change names at almost every stop light. Well I got lost and ended up being 20 minutes late.

Of course the HR person brought up my pet peeve of being late. Didn't get that job.

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Feb 18, 2014, 8:57 AM



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I was handing out resumes to video production


Feb 18, 2014, 8:59 AM

companies in Houston in the mid-80s. I went into one of them and asked to see the person in charge of hiring. I guy came out to talk to me and the first thing out of his mouth was a stumble. Me, trying to be funny and break the ice, I asked him if that was his Max Headroom impression. He stopped talking for a second, looked at me dead in the eye with a drop dead look, then said no he wasn't trying to do the impression. At that moment, I realized that he had a stuttering problem. I thanked him for his time, apologized, turned and walked out the door. I learned a very valuable lesson that day...

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My biggest mistake in an interview was declining the offer


Feb 18, 2014, 9:06 AM

of water at the beginning. I ended up getting all Marco Rubio after the SOTU address. Everything went downhill from there.

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i guess water's better than


Feb 18, 2014, 9:07 AM

NO lube at all.

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I heard the Australian bear aced the interview


Feb 18, 2014, 9:10 AM

apparently he had all of the koalafications


ba-dum-tiss

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Sooo,


Feb 18, 2014, 9:15 AM

you got the job?

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We're friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge, I get in my boat and save your retarded a$$.


I have 2


Feb 18, 2014, 9:51 AM

1) Back in the late 90's I was interviewing for a position within Microsoft's pilot programming group. Basically it was a division of MS that was working on some experimental/creative stuff, and was actually quite interesting on paper. I had a few phone interviews before an in face interview which is where I knew I bombed and we decided, mid-interview, it wasn't a good fit for either of us. Basically, the initial "interview" portion went well, but then they sat me in front of a computer and had a series of programming tasks to be completed. I did them, struggling through some as they were annoyingly complex for such a short time to fulfill them. During this part I opened a browser to go online for some programming semantic stuff. My thought process was simple, were I in the real world and needed to know the semantics of a procedure call I would look it up in a book or online rather than spending 10 minutes fiddling/compiling. During the test 2 guys came in and said "you're cheating using the internet, we don't think this would be a good fit." I fought back a laugh as I simply explained it was odd to provide a resource (a computer attached to the internet) and not expect it to be used to accomplish a task. We ended the interview and parted ways. I got a better job elsewhere and was MUCH happier.

2) A few years later I was moving back south and interviewing with some companies in Charlotte. I met with the guy I was interviewing at a small software development consulting company who was, I think, director of IT or something like that. Not a low guy in the company. Half way through the interview we took a break when he got a call he said he had to take. I went out to a break room and waited for 30 minutes or so when another employee came and told me the interview would have to be cut short. Turns out the original dude had been fired on the phone call. If the employee who walked me out is to be believed he had been caught embezzling cash that morning. I got a call a few weeks later from his successor, but by that time had moved on to pursue other things. I never could find legal reports of the first guy getting charged.

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I once had an accounting job interview where the interviewer


Feb 18, 2014, 9:57 AM

(who was female) asked me if I would have a problem working for a female. Not even sure this is legal. Anyway, I knew right then that I did not want the job so I didn't really give a #### about the rest of the interview. They even had me do a little "exercise" in excel answering some questions about sales tax and payroll tax, pretty sure I didn't get any of the questions right.

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MauldinT, where are you???


Another, but not me.


Feb 18, 2014, 10:04 AM

I can't remember who it was with or what kind of job it was, but my brother had an interview one time where he got a little over mid-way through the interview, had done pretty well, and the interviewer put her pen on the desk in front of him and said "Sell me this pen."

It totally threw him off track, and he pretty much #### the bed on that question. He didn't go into detail as to how bad it was, but suffice to say he did not get an offer.

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MauldinT, where are you???


I always think every interview I go on is horrible.


Feb 18, 2014, 10:06 AM

The last few times I've been right. The worst job I ever interviewed for was supposed to be some marketing position but it was really some of those people who set up a table at the front of a store and try to sell child ID kits or some mess. I was thinking it was more of trade show type deal, but nope.

I was trapped there for hours with no interest in what was going on after I saw where our "booth" was.

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Our Director of HR sent her best friend to interview with me


Feb 18, 2014, 10:13 AM

for a secretary/receptionist job. When she arrived her one page resume had 11 spelling/grammatical errors. I interviewed her but certainly didn't hire her. It did make my working relationship with the HR director very uncomfortable during the rest of my time there.

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Resume screener would be an awful job.***


Feb 18, 2014, 10:14 AM



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I imagine it would***


Feb 18, 2014, 10:19 AM



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As we all know, the mistakes would have to be


Feb 18, 2014, 10:21 AM

glaring for me to catch them.

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