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Coot joke
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Jan 29, 2025, 9:18 AM
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Bubba went to SC on a football scholarship. He was a good running back, but a poor student.
At graduation day, Bubba didn't have enough credits. But he was a great football star and the students held a rally and demanded the dean give him a diploma anyway. They were so insistent that the dean agreed if Bubba could answer one question correctly he would give him a diploma.
The one question test was held in the auditorium and the students packed the place. It was standing room only.
The dean was on the stage and told Bubba to come up. The dean had the diploma in his hand and said, "Bubba, if you can answer this question correctly I'll give you your diploma." Bubba said he was ready and the dean asked him the question. "Bubba," he said, "How much is three times seven?"
Bubba looked up at the ceiling and then down at his shoes, just pondering the question. The students began chanting, "Graduate him anyway! Graduate him anyway!"
Then Bubba held up his hand and the auditorium became silent. Bubba said, "I think I know the answer. Three times seven is twenty-one."
A hush fell over the auditorium...and then the SC students began another chant. "Give him another chance! Give him another chance!"
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lol, +1***
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Jan 29, 2025, 9:20 AM
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I have oft maintained...
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Jan 29, 2025, 9:28 AM
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that the best thing about a diploma from The University of Second Choice is that is doubles as a handicapped parking placard.
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Game Day Hero [4236]
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Re: I have oft maintained...
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Jan 29, 2025, 9:37 AM
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Or wiping paper
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Re: Coot joke
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Jan 29, 2025, 9:43 AM
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Good stuff rhettfla!!
Keep em coming!!
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Re: Coot joke
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Jan 29, 2025, 10:05 AM
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A Clemson Alum and a South Carolina Alum were sitting in a restaurant having supper when the game on the TV was interrupted by breaking news. A man was standing on the ledge of a building threatening to jump and they were getting the report live. The camera never left the guy, and the Clemson Alum said I bet you a hundred dollars he jumps, and the SC Alum said I'll take the bet. Well a few minutes later the guy jumped and the camera's cut away from the scene. The SC Alum reached for his wallet to pay the bet and the Clemson Alum said no I can't take your money, I saw that at lunch and I knew he jumped. The SC Alum said yeah, I saw it too, but I didn't think he would jump a second time!
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Re: Coot joke
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Jan 29, 2025, 10:07 AM
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What do you have if you put all the Gamecock cheerleaders in one room? .........................
A full set of teeth!!!!! Da dumm!
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Re: Coot joke
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Jan 29, 2025, 10:12 AM
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Two Carolina football players are riding down Bluff Road in a Chevy Tahoe. Who is driving?
A Richland County Deputy!
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Paw Warrior [4811]
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Jan 30, 2025, 9:58 PM
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I like how Bluff Rd. gave it a sense of realism....
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The gamecock fans on this board (she knows who she is) is offended.***
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Jan 29, 2025, 10:28 AM
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Re: The gamecock fans on this board (she knows who she is) is offended.***
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Jan 29, 2025, 10:53 AM
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What do you call a coot football player on a new bicycle?
A thief!
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Re: The gamecock fans on this board (she knows who she is) is offended.***
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Jan 30, 2025, 4:14 AM
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You can still call them a thief even when they're riding a worn-out bicycle bc it was stolen also. They will steal things that they don't have a clue what it is or what it's used for!!! 
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Love it!!
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Jan 29, 2025, 12:00 PM
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Now,
What is the difference between a SCar cheerleader and Bigfoot?
One is ugly, hairy, grunts, and is smelly. The other has big feet.
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Jan 29, 2025, 6:32 PM
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It really probably should have been a UGA joke give their graduation rate…
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Jan 29, 2025, 6:40 PM
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Gamecock football player goes into a pizza shop, says I would like to order a large pizza, the man working says , would you like me to cut that into 8 slices or 6, football player says better make it 6, i don’t think I can eat 8
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Jan 30, 2025, 6:07 AM
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Why did the lamecock football player not want new glasses?
A. He heard football was a contact sport.
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Jan 30, 2025, 8:11 AM
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What does a Usuc cheerleader and a hockey player have in common?
They both shower after 3 periods
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Jan 30, 2025, 10:07 AM
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What’s the difference between a Carolina co-ed and a bowling ball ?
You can only get three fingers in the bowling ball and you could eat it if you had to.
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Zing!
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Jan 30, 2025, 2:24 PM
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Thanks for a good laugh during a tough morning. Laughter really is good medicine.
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Jan 30, 2025, 7:40 PM
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What’s the difference between a Carolina coed and a toilet?
A toilet doesn’t follow you around after you use it.
How do they separate the men from the boys on the coot football team?
With a crowbar.
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